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But my natural body odor smells good.
This man is filthy.
He hasn't showered in more than a week.
The last time I slept with him, he peed on my face.
That's the way to attract females.
When I walk down the streets, other females follow my odor.
-Have you smelled me? -Yes.
And you're very attracted to me, aren't you?
I asked my girl what had happened, what they ate.
She said this man took her to eat food on the street.
-That's a picnic. -He's feeding her garbage.
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I caught him having sex, Your Honor.
With a man, Your Honor.
And I decided I want to change the boy's last name.
I came to see my son, to get to know him,
to live with him.
What for? So he can see you with men?
The boy asked me to check out a web page
to search for a "gay gene" in him.
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Romanian poet Valeriu Butulescu said,
"To the filthy man, cleanliness is dirty."
Hello, and welcome to "Case Closed."
"To the filthy man, cleanliness is dirty."
What do you think, Roberto?
It's outrageous, isn't it?
Well, let's see how this applies to today's case.
Let the litigants come in, Director.
My husband is an extremist man.
He went from metrosexual to a filthy pig.
Nowadays he doesn't shower. It's gross.
This is a health issue. Enough deodorants and perfumes.
It's damaging our planet.
A tough outside keeps the inside safe.
Good afternoon, and welcome.
-Thank you. -Good afternoon.
Paola, you're suing your husband Sebastián.
Why are you suing him?
What do you want to settle this suit?
Well, Your Honor, I want to divorce this man.
I'm asking for child and spousal support.
Because this man is causing my daughter health problems
and he's driving her crazy.
He's raising her with certain things that...
I want the divorce right now.
Wait a second, Paola.
I can't focus on what you're saying
because of a strong foul odor here in the room.
-Yes, Your Honor... -Is that you?
-It's a man's odor, Your Honor. -No.
-It's a natural man's odor. -Excuse me, that's not it.
No, you're smelling something else.
It's perfume, but my natural body odor smells good.
This man is filthy.
It's not just me. The audience can smell it too.
He hasn't showered in over a week.
All right, tell me something.
How long you've been married to Sebastián?
More than ten years.
How old is your child?
-She's seven years old. -Seven.
-Do you want the divorce? -Yes, I'm asking for a divorce.
-Custody of the child? -Yes.
-And child and spousal support? -Yes, Your Honor.
Fine, that's alimony and child support.
How did all this come about?
I'll tell you, Your Honor.
When I met this man, I fell in love with him.
He was a clean person. He showered every day.
-He was very clean. -I wasted water, Your Honor.
He was too obsessed with cleaning.
If there was dust on the floor, he cleaned it up with cotton.
He suddenly got an infection in his armpit.
That was about a year and a half ago.
He had surgery because of this infection.
He had cellulitis. It was some sort of tumor.
Because of the chemicals in deodorants and perfume.
They harm the body.
Doctors told him it was caused by chemicals in deodorant.
What happened?
When he got out of surgery, he investigated the issue.
He went from obsessive with cleaning
to the other extreme.
He threw away all the perfumes in the house.
-I threw away all the shampoo. -The shampoo too.
This man says we shouldn't own anything chemically-made.
Everything should be natural.
He doesn't want to shower.
He wants me to stop showering
and stop showering our daughter too.
He spends weeks without showering.
He's a pig. He smells bad.
We only shower on Sundays at my house, Your Honor.
Are you being intimate?
It's horrible, Your Honor. Can you imagine? It's terrible.
The last time I slept with him...
Can you believe it, Your Honor?
He peed on my face.
That's how you mark females as yours, Your Honor.
-The alpha male marks her. -He peed on my face.
You should see his thing.
-It looks like an 80s afro. -It has sex-appeal, Your Honor.
That's the way to attract females.
How is the girl affected by his behavior?
Yes, Your Honor, that's the worst part.
I'm very worried about my daughter.
Now her teachers are calling me
to tell me that the girl smells bad.
Of course she does. He doesn't let me bathe her.
So the other kids are rejecting her. They're bullying her.
She knows how to behave.
That's not the worst, Your Honor.
She's got problems at school and she doesn't bathe.
Now the food.
I'm very worried because now, since I don't work,
this man supports us.
Now he doesn't want to give me money.
I'm ask him for money for groceries,
but he doesn't want to buy food.
-I only find expired food. -That's wasting money.
-It's expired food. -It's organic food.
Organic? Fruit and vegetables are black. They're overripe.
I'm growing my own food, Your Honor.
I have a kitchen garden in my backyard.
Has he consulted a psychologist?
After the surgery
and the drastic changes in his behavior,
has he seen a psychologist to see if he was bipolar?
No, Your Honor.
He only believes in his research.
I don't know what's wrong with him, but...
So the food you're eating isn't fresh,
and your child is eating the same food?
Yes, Your Honor, and last week my child got sick.
-What happened to her? -She had diarrhea for two days.
Since this man took her to a restaurant that day.
I thought the girl got food poisoning.
I asked my daughter what happened, what they had eaten,
to see if she had food poisoning.
She said this man took her to eat food on the street.
-Never. -What do you mean on the street?
I didn't understand what she meant by "on the street."
I've never given my daughter expired food.
And so I'm very worried. What did he feed her to get sick?
She had diarrhea for two days.
Okay, fine. What's your rebuttal?
Let me tell you something.
If that woman wants to get divorced, then so be it.
I don't really care. I'm not attracted to her anymore.
She wears too much perfume, and I can't smell her.
I can't smell her natural smell,
which attracts me to her, Your Honor.
Listen, a few years ago, I used to shave my whole body.
I shaved my hair, I used shampoo and wore perfume.
That's putting chemicals on your body all the time.
I had cellulitis on the skin for wearing too much deodorant.
It spread all over my arm.
The doctor had to drain my arm to get the chemicals out of me.
I almost lost my arm, and if I kept using deodorant,
I would likely have tumors in the gland.
Okay, okay.
I'm calling for a recess, Sebastián.
When we come back,
you'll tell me why you have a beard,
but your head is shaved.
You'll tell me after the recess.
We'll be right back. Don't go away.
When I woke up, she had shaved my head,
lice and all, Your Honor.
Did you know lice are good for you?
-He's feeding her garbage. -She eats on the street.
That's not garbage. It's organic.
CASE CLOSED