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♪♪♪
♪ Got a head of fiery hair ♪
♪ And a turbo-charged backpack ♪
♪ His genius sisters use him like a lab rat ♪
♪ A neat freak Dad at home ♪
♪ A super busy Mom ♪
♪ The boy's best friend is a talking dog ♪
♪ Talking dog ♪
That's right!
♪ Three extreme teens and an air-breathing shark ♪
♪ Mega action game-controller, skating in the park ♪
♪ A pharabooster, Bling Bling ♪
♪ What do we make of this? ♪
♪ Johnny Test! ♪
♪ Johnny Test! ♪
♪ This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test! ♪
♪ Johnny Test! ♪
♪ Johnny Test! ♪
♪ This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test! ♪
(Fireworks whistle and explode)
♪♪♪
DAD: ALL RIGHT, TEST KIDS, IT'S YOUR MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY
AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT EXTRA SPECIAL
WITH A SUPER SURPRISE BREAKFAST
AND BUDGET APPROPRIATE GIFTS!
TRY TO GET HER A GOOD BIRTHDAY PRESENT
THIS YEAR, DAD.
NOT LIKE LAST YEAR'S INAPPROPRIATE JACKHAMMER.
(JACKHAMMER RATTLES)
MOM: AHHH! AAHHH!
IT WAS ON SALE AND AN EXCELLENT VALUE.
I THINK SHE WANTS A NEW DINING ROOM.
WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?
SHE LEFT CATALOGUES ALL OVER THE HOUSE WITH PICTURES OF IT
AND STICKY NOTES SAYING:
"I WANT THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY!"
(CRASHES)
I CAN FIX THAT.
AND DINING ROOM TABLES COST MORE THAN $43.87.
AND THE BIRTHDAY BUDGET SAYS
THAT'S ALL I'M ALLOWED TO SPEND.
NOW, SUSAN AND MARY,
YOU MAKE THE SURPRISE BREAKFAST
WHILE I GO GIFT SHOPPING.
UH, WAIT! WHAT'S MY BIRTHDAY JOB?
THE MOST IMPORTANT JOB OF ALL...
OOF!
DAD: SITTING HERE AND MAKING SURE
SHE DOESN'T RUIN HER BIRTHDAY SURPRISE
LIKE SHE DOES EVERY YEAR
BY COMING DOWNSTAIRS BEFORE WE'RE READY.
I'M ON BIRTHDAY GUARD DUTY?!
DO NOT LET YOUR MOTHER LEAVE THIS ROOM
UNTIL EVERYTHING IS PERFECT!
BUT I WANTED TO MAKE MOM MY SPECIAL JOHNNY-CAKES
FOR BREAKFAST.
WE'LL TRADE WITH YOU. WE HATE COOKING.
BUT WE MAKE GREAT BIRTHDAY SURPRISE SECURITY GUARDS.
DUKEY: COOL UNIFORMS.
AND WHAT'S A JOHNNY-CAKE?
I HAVE NO IDEA,
BUT LET'S START COOKING, DOG!
SO... AFTER ADDING ALL THIS JUNK,
I DUMP IN A LITTLE RED-GUSH
FOR THAT EXTRA KICK, STIR IT UP...
THEN YOU HAVE THE BATTER
FOR MY SPECIAL BIRTHDAY JOHNNY-CAKES!
(BATTER SLOSHES AND GROWLS)
UM, PANCAKES BATTER ISN'T SUPPOSED TO WALK AWAY LIKE THAT.
YEP, I NEED HELP.
(ALARM DINGS, ROOSTER CROWS)
(EXCITED SQUEAL)
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! MMM!
AND I WONDER WHAT SURPRISES MY FAMILY HAS...
IN STORE... FOR... ME.
STOP RIGHT THERE, MOM.
YOU'RE ON BIRTHDAY SURPRISE LOCK-DOWN
UNTIL WE'RE READY FOR YOU.
MOM: I CAN'T WAIT!
DID YOUR FATHER GET THE DINING ROOM SET?
ARE YOU MAKING ME PANCAKES?
OOH! JUST LET ME LOOK.
JOHNNY: JOHNNY-CAKES WALK AWAY! NEED HELP!
IT'S JUST BREAKFAST, JOHNNY.
AND YOU WANTED TO MAKE IT,
SO YOU DO YOUR JOB AND WE'LL DO OURS.
MOM: (KARATE GRUNT)
DID SOMEBODY SAY BREAKFAST?
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING, SWEETHEART?
(BUTTON BEEPS)
YOU'RE RIGHT, SISTERS.
I NEED TO MAKE BREAKFAST ON MY OWN.
THANKS.
YOU TOOK THEIR KEYS, DIDN'T YOU?
SHBINGO!
DUKEY AND JOHNNY: (EXCITED GIGGLING)
NOW TO PRESS THIS HAPPY BUTTON HERE
AND...
DRONES: WHAT CAN WE BUILD FOR YOU?
YOU'RE GONNA USE THE CONSTRUCTION DRONES?
THEY'RE GOING TO "CONSTRUCT" A BETTER BIRTHDAY BREAKFAST
THAN ME. BUT...
THEY'RE MISSING SOMETHING...
(BUTTON BEEPS)
AWESOME!
DAD: HI. THIS DINING ROOM SET
IS A BIT OUTTA MY PRICE RANGE.
BUT HOW MUCH, SAY, FOR ONE CHAIR?
30 BUCKS?
NO.
HOW MUCH ARE THE CHAIR CUSHIONS?
AHA! I PICKED THE LOCK!
AHA! I ADDED HIGH VOLTAGE SECURITY LASERS.
AHA-HA! I'LL USE THE WINDOWS!
(LEAPING GRUNT)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM.
MOM: AAAHHHHHH!
OOF!
DRONE: WOULD YOU LIKE THE PARISIAN CROISSANT BREAKFAST
OR THE MORNING SUMMER GRAPEFRUIT BREAKFAST?
IT'S FOR MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY.
AND IT HAS TO BE THE BIGGEST, BADDEST,
TASTIEST BREAKFAST YOU CAN MAKE.
I'M TALKING THE ULTIMATE TASTE-SPLOSION
LUMBERJACK SURPRISE BIRTHDAY BREAKFAST!
ONE LUMBERJACK BIRTHDAY SURPRISE BREAKFAST
COMING UP IN...
DRONES: THREE...
TWO...
(MIXER WHIR)
DRONES: ONE...
(PANCAKE MIX SLOSHES, HOUSE RUMBLES)
JOHNNY AND DUKEY: AAAHHHHHH!
YEAH, I THINK YOU USED TOO MUCH BATTER.
DUKEY: UM... YOU'RE DAD LIKES A YARD FULL OF PANCAKES, RIGHT?
DAD: (WHISTLING)
WHERE'S THE DINING SET?
DON'T LOOK AT THE LAWN!
I GOT HER SOMETHING BETTER AND CHEAPER.
THE SUPER ABSORBENT SHAMMIE-WAMMIE!
WATCH!
(WATER SLOSHES)
YOU GOT HER A CLEANING THING FOR HER BIRTHDAY?
I'M BAD AT GIFT SHOPPING!
I'LL GO EXCHANGE THIS FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT
AND IS THAT A GIGANTIC PANCAKE?!
(PANCAKE GURGLES)
I TRADED JOBS WITH SUSAN AND MARY...
THAT ONE'S JUST PRACTICE.
CLEAN IT UP!
AND I DON'T CARE WHO MAKES THE BREAKFAST
BUT IT HAS TO BE PERFECT
AND READY BY THE TIME I GET BACK
WITH THE PERFECT GIFT THAT YOUR MOTHER WILL LOVE.
(CAR WHIRS OFF)
JOHNNY: YOU GUYS HAVE TO GET RID OF THAT GIANT PANCAKE!
IT'S TOO BIG!
WASTEFUL REQUEST: CANNOT COMPLY.
ALTERNATE SUGGESTION:
EAT THE PANCAKE.
BOYSENBERRY SYRUP?
WHAT?!
IT WOULD TAKE, LIKE, A GANG OF LUMBERJACKS
A WEEK TO EAT THIS PANCAKE.
BUT I'M WILLING TO GIVE IT A SHOT, JOHNNY.
(CHOMPS)
(WIND BLOWS LIGHTLY)
(CHAINSAW BUZZES)
(SNIFFS) HEY, JACKS!
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE MORE THAN CHOPPIN' WOOD?
(CHAINSAW BUZZES)
JACKS: PANCAKES!
(EXCITED CHARGING CRIES)
I'VE GOT TO HAND IT TO THOSE DRONES.
(CHUCKLES)
THIS MEAL REALLY IS FIT FOR LUMBERJACKS...
(CHUCKLES)
JUST CLEAN IT UP AND SAVE ENOUGH FOR MY MOM AND...
(CHAINSAW BUZZES, JACKS GRUNTS)
AAAHHHHH!
JACKS: PANCAKES!
(VORACIOUS CHATTER)
(GROANING, FART)
(BELCHES)
WELL, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
THE HOUSE IS CLEAN.
JOHNNY: YEAH, BUT THEY ATE EVERYTHING!
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT FOR MOM!
JACKS: (HUGE BELCHES)
WHAT WAS THAT?
DID THEY GET ME AN ELEPHANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY?
AN ELEPHANT COULD BE COOL.
WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!
AND THAT'S... (JUMPING GRUNTS)
THROUGH THE SKY LIGHT AND DOWN THE ROOF AND...
AND... WHOA-OH-OH!
BOTH: WE'RE STILL NOT READY FOR YOU, MOM.
MOM: AAHHHH!
OOF!
(HUFFS INDIGNANTLY) MAN, THEY ARE GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, LUMBERJACKS. YOU'VE HAD YOUR BREAKFAST,
BUT NOW YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE,
SO I CAN MAKE SOME MORE
'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT GONNA RUIN MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY SURPRISE!
BELLY NOT FULL. MORE FLAP-CAKES!
YOU JUST ATE A PANCAKE THE SIZE OF MY HOUSE!
JACKS: MORE FLAP-CAKES!
(CHAINSAWS BUZZ)
DO WHAT THEY SAY, JOHNNY,
THEY HAVE AXES AND BUSHY BEARDS!
THEN WE'LL STUFF THEM UNTIL THEY CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER BITE.
DRONES! MORE JOHNNY-CAKES! NOW!
DRONES: MORE JOHNNY CAKES...
MORE JOHNNY CAKES...
MORE JOHNNY CAKES...
MORE JOHNNY CAKES...
(EATING SOUNDS)
(GRUNTING)
(AIR INFLATING)
DUKEY: (CHUCKLING)
HEY!
I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF, BUT LOOK!
JACKS: (GROAN AND SNORE)
JACKS CAN'T EAT ANOTHER BITE. (GROANS)
NOW, WE JUST GOTTA GET RID OF THEM
BEFORE DAD GETS HOME,
THEN START COOKING FOR MOM AND...
YOUR DAD IS HOME.
AHHH!
(DAD WHISTLES, JOHNNY CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
DAD: PERFUME!
WOMEN LIKE PERFUME, RIGHT?
(PERFUME SPRITZES, DUKEY MOANS)
NOT CHEAP AND STINKY PERFUME.
DON'T GO IN THE HOUSE.
I'M STILL A HORRIBLE GIFT SHOPPER
AND THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR MOM'S WORST BIRTHDAY EVER!
OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
NOW GO BACK TO THE STORE
AND BUY MOM SOMETHING THAT'S NOT TERRIBLE.
SHE LIKES MUSIC. GET HER SOME MUSIC.
BYE!
(TIRES SQUEAL)
JACKS: (GROANING)
(SOUND OF AIR INFLATING)
(UNCOMFORTABLE GROANING)
THEY'RE GONNA BLOW!
JACKS: (MASSIVE BELCHES)
MOM: WHAT WAS THAT?
STAY THERE. WE'LL CHECK IT OUT.
JACKS: (GROANING)
JACKS NOT FULL!
MORE JOHNNY-CAKES!
(JOHNNY AND DUKEY YELP, JACKS GRUNT ANGRILY)
(SMASHING, CHAINSAW BUZZES)
JOHNNY: DARN IT!
DRONES: MORE JOHNNY CAKES... MORE JOHNNY-CAKES...
MORE JOHNNY CAKES... MORE JOHNNY-CAKES...
JACKS: (EATING SOUNDS)
MARY: YOU INVITED LUMBERJACKS
TO MOM'S BIRTHDAY BREAKFAST!
SUSAN: AND YOU STOLE OUR CONSTRUCTION DRONES!
DRONES: MORE JOHNNY CAKES... (ELECTRICITY FIZZLES)
MORE JOHNNY-CAKES... MORE JOHNNY...
(EXPLOSION)
CORRECTION - WE DESTROYED YOUR CONSTRUCTION DRONES.
WELL, MOM WILL CERTAINLY BE SURPRISED.
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE BROKEN INTO THE LAB
AND MADE THE DRONES COOK FOR ME.
BUT MY FOOD CRAWLED AWAY
AND I WANTED MOM TO HAVE THE BEST BIRTHDAY BREAKFAST EVER!
'CAUSE SHE'S AMAZING AND WONDERFUL
AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH
AND I'M NOTHING BUT A BIRTHDAY SURPRISE DESTROYER
AND I RUINED EVERYTHING
AND MOM DESERVES MORE,
'CAUSE SHE'S, AGAIN, AMAZING
AND WONDERFUL AND I LOVE HER!
JACKS: (CRYING)
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WE JACKS LOVE MORE THAN CHOPPIN' WOOD
AND EATING FLAP-CAKES,
AND THAT'S MOM!
MOMS ARE THE WORLD'S MOST VALUABLE RESOURCE.
HELLO? MAMA?
I JUST WANTED TO SAY... I LOVE YOU!
JACKS: JACKS WANNA HELP JOHNNY.
THANKS, GUYS, BUT IT'S TOO LATE.
THERE'S NO FOOD, NO SURPRISE
AND NO WAY WE CAN PULL THIS OFF.
JACK 1: OH NO,
IT'S TIME TO GIVE JOHNNY'S MOM
THE BEST BIRTHDAY SURPRISE EVER!
JACKS!
UNITE!
JACKS: YEAH!
(CHARGING GRUNTS)
I GOT MOM SOME MUSIC! (MARIACHI BAND PLAYS)
AAAHHHHHH!
DAD SCREAMING? (SNIFFING)
SMELL BURNING. WOOD CHOPPING?
I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON!
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D USE THIS.
(JACKHAMMER RATTLES, MOM YELPS)
(CEILING RUMBLES)
AGH! UGH!
AHA! (GASPS)
(FLAMES WHOOSH)
KIDS AND JACKS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM!
MOM: (GASPS) IT'S...
IT'S THE MOST AMAZING BIRTHDAY SURPRISE
I'VE EVER HAD!
DAD: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
JUST THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!
MUAH! OH!
I REALLY DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD GET ME THE DINING SET.
UH, NEITHER DID I,
BUT... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEETHEART.
OH, I HAVE EVERYTHING A MOTHER COULD ASK FOR,
INCLUDING LUMBERJACKS.
I DON'T KNOW HOW I'LL COME UP WITH A GIFT IDEA
FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY NEXT MONTH.
(GROANS)
UM...
YOU MIGHT WANNA ASK FOR SOME NEW TREES.
(EATING SOUNDS)
♪♪♪
KIDS: (LAUGHTER)
HI-PITCH HAL: HI! IT'S HAL.
I WAS THINKING TODAY THAT IT'S FUNNY TO TALK FUNNY!
KIDS: (LAUGHING)
JOHNNY: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
HI-PITCHED HAL ON SNOOB-TUBE!
HI-PITCH HAL: SO I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET TODAY,
AND ISN'T THAT CRAZY!?
KIDS: (LAUGH)
I DON'T GET IT.
BUMPER: WHO CARES!
HAL IS A "FEATURED" VIDEO WITH OVER 100,000 WEB-HITS!
SISSY: WHICH GOT HIM A HUGE HOLLYWOOD MOVIE DEAL.
(CAR HORN BEEPS)
THANKS FOR WATCHING, KIDS!
I'LL SEE ALL OF YOU IN HOLLYWOOD!
(KIDS LAUGH, JOHNNY GASPS)
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
I GOTTA GET ON SNOOB-TUBE
AND GET A FAT HOLLYWOOD CONTRACT!
OH!
CAN WE GET A LIMO WITH A TINY FRIDGE
THAT'S ALWAYS FULL OF SAUSAGES?
WE'LL PUT IT RIGHT NEXT TO THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT
MOBILE SUNDAE BAR.
JOHNNY: I NEED SOME BALLOONS PLEASE!
DAD: (HUMMING)
JOHNNY: (HIGH-PITCHED) HEY, DAD! I HAVE A HILARIOUS VOICE
SO I CAN GET ON SNOOB-TUBE.
OH, I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS.
JOHNNY: WHY? IT'S JUST NORMAL ME.
NORMAL ME WITH A CRAZY VOICE AND...
(BALLOONS POP)
NO HI-PITCHED JOHNNY.
ALTHOUGH IT DID SOUND REALLY FUNNY.
(HUMS)
I GOTTA FIND ANOTHER WAY TO GET ON SNOOB-TUBE!
(ENERGY WHIRS)
WHAT'S GOING ON?
SUSAN: CONGRATULATIONS, JOHNNY!
MARY: WE'VE BEEN REVIEWING SOME OLD LAB TEST FOOTAGE
ARE REALIZED...
YOU ARE APPROACHING YOUR 1000TH EXPERIMENT
IN THE LAB!
YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. I'M BUSY!
HEY! THIS IS A MILESTONE FOR US.
AND WE WANNA HIT 1000,
SO ARE YOU READY TO TEST SOMETHING, JOHNNY TEST?
JOHNNY: NO.
I'M GONNA BE A SNOOB-TUBE STAR!
NOW TO FIRE UP THE OLD WEB-CAM,
CENTER MY IMAGE AND...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
DUKEY: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING, JOHNNY.
THE STARS OF THE WEB ARE JUST NORMAL KIDS
WHO HAVE SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY -
IT'S THE CONNECTION TO THE PEOPLE THAT COUNTS.
OKAY...
HEY, I'M JOHNNY AND, UH, THIS IS MY WEB-CAST.
AND THIS MY ROOM AND THIS IS MY DOG...
AND... OOH, CHECK IT OUT!
THIS IS A PENCIL...
AN ORANGE PENCIL!
AND OKAY THAT'S MY SHOW!
AWESOME!
DUKEY: I'M NOT SURE I WOULD USE THE WORD "AWESOME".
NOW IT'S TIME TO UPLOAD THE VIDEO
AND THEN IT'S HOLLYWOOD CONTRACT
AND LIMOUSINE CITY, BABY!
(TIMER TICKS)
KIDS: (LAUGHING)
JOHNNY: OH HEY, WHAT'RE Y'ALL WATCHING AS IF I DIDN'T KNOW, AND-
GIL NEXT DOOR?!
SISSY: NO IT'S "SHIRTLESS BOY".
HE REALLY CONNECTS WITH US YOU KNOW.
GIL: HI I'M GIL YO!
THIS IS MY WEB CAST, AND MY ROOM,
AND THIS IS MY DOG...
AND, UM, MY SHIRT IS OFF.
BUT MY VIDEO WAS WAY BETTER THEN THAT - SORTA.
WHERE'S MY VIDEO?!
I'LL TELL YOU WHERE IT ISN'T, TEST.
ON THE "FEATURED" PAGE.
SISSY: WHICH MEANS YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HOLLYWOOD
LIKE SHIRTLESS BOY EITHER.
(BEEPING)
(CAR HORN HONKS)
GIL: YO, WEB FANS!
THANKS FOR WATCHING.
I'M OFF TO HOLLYWOOD!
KIDS: (LAUGH)
(PANTS AND GROANS)
SO, UH, WHAT'S THE SNOOB-TUBE PLAN THIS TIME?
I DON'T KNOW!
BLING BLING: AHHH-HA!
WHAT'CHA DOIN'?
I'M TRYING TO GET ON SNOOB-TUBE.
WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?
OH HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.
JOHNNY: SUSAN AND MARY ARE ON SNOOB-TUBE!
(MOUSE CLICKS, BUTTON BEEPS)
HERE'S MORE TEST-GIRL TIPS ON "GETTING RID OF BOYS
YOU DON'T LIKE."
POUR SUPER SLIPPERY OIL ON THE FLOOR.
WE FIND CANOLA WORKS BEST.
SUSAN: STOP POURING AT A SPIN TABLE,
COMPLETE WITH DOUBLE STICK TAPE
AND HAVE ROPE NEARBY.
MARY: OPEN THE DOOR...
BLING BLING: SUSAN TEST, I LOV-WHOAOAOAOAOA!
OH!
SUSAN: AND ONCE THE UNWANTED BOY-FRIEND IS TIED UP,
RELEASE TRAP DOOR.
BLING BLING: (FALLING SCREAM)
MARY: AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST,
DROP ONE RABID BADGER DOWN SAID TRAP DOOR.
GOOD LUCK!
(BADGER SNARLS)
THE BADGER WAS A NICE TOUCH.
I'M NEVER GETTING ON SNOOB-TUBE.
PFFT! THAT'S EASY.
JUST TRY SOME VIDEO EFFECTS AND DO A SILLY VOICE -
HERE, WATCH.
HELLO, EARTHLINGS,
I AM ALIEN BIG BRAINIAN FROM THE PLANET JORP-JOP
AND TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER...
ALIEN BIG BRAINIAN IS SUPER FUNNY
AND FAMOUS!
(JOHNNY GROAN, CAR HORN HONKS)
BLING BLING: HEY, EVERYONE!
I JUST GOT A FAT HOLLYWOOD CONTRACT.
SEE YOU IN THE MOVIES! HA HA!
(FRUSTRATED GROAN)
(EXHAUSTED, FRUSTRATED GRUNTS)
AAAHHHHHHHH!
(MECHANICAL WHIR)
SUSAN: JOHNNY TEST,
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR 1000TH TEST!
DO YOU WANT TO TEST WHAT'S IN BEAKER NUMBER ONE?
BEAKER NUMBER TWO?
OR PICK THE SECRET BOX?
I NEED TO BE A WEB-STAR!
DUKEY: (CHUCKLES)
OKAY, I'M A BOY WITH A TALKING DOG;
WE CAN FIGURE THIS OUT.
NOW, WHAT DO PEOPLE WANT TO SEE.
THE ENVIRONMENT IS HOT.
HOW ABOUT A GREEN "HOW TO" VIDEO?
YOU KNOW, SAVING THE WORLD AND STUFF? (CHUCKLES)
HEY, WE ALL NEED TO HELP THE EARTH
AND THAT MEANS WE ALL NEED TO RECYCLE.
SO, LET JOHNNY SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE NICE FLOWER PLANTERS
OUT OF SIMPLE HOUSE-HOLD ITEMS,
LIKE MILK CONTAINERS AND...
OHHH! THIS IS HORRIBLE!
SHUT IT OFF! SHUT OFF THE VIDEO!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING GREAT.
HEY, I LOVE HELPING THE ENVIRONMENT,
BUT WHAT ELSE DO PEOPLE LOVE WATCHING!
BIG DANGEROUS EXTREME STUNTS
THAT ALMOST MEAN CERTAIN DEATH,
BUT THERE IS NO WAY I'M LETTING YOU DO...
JOHNNY?
JOHNNY?
HOW DID YOU BUILD THE RAMP SO FAST?
JOHNNY: NOT IMPORTANT.
NOW, I JUMP THE HOUSE, YOU GET IT ALL ON VIDEO,
THEN I GET ON SNOOB-TUBE AND WE GO TO HOLLYWOOD, BABY!
WOO-HOO!
(GASPS)
(BIKE BELL DINGS)
JOHNNY: WHAAAAA! (PAINED GRUNTS AND YELPS)
(DAZED GROANS)
YOU FORGOT TO GO OVER THE HOUSE.
(GRUNTS) DOESN'T MATTER,
'CAUSE THE WEB LOVES VIOLENT CRASHES
MORE THAN EXTREME STUNTS.
TRUE, BUT...
I FORGOT TO PRESS RECORD.
WHAT?!
PEOPLE LOVE WATCHING ANIMAL ATTACKS!
(SNARLING)
JOHNNY: OKAY, PRESS RECORD,
THEN I'LL PULL THE ROPE,
RELEASE THE WILD BADGER...
IT ATTACKS ME.
AND I'LL BE A SNOOB-TUBE FEATURED VIDEO!
YOU'VE LOST IT AND I CAN'T CONDONE THIS,
BUT... ACTION!
HUH!
(SNARLS)
JOHNNY, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE OUT THE...
AAAHHHHH!
DAD: (PAINED SCREAMING)
KIDS: (LAUGH)
BADGER DAD ROCKS!
(BEEPS)
THIS WORLD IS NOT FAIR.
NOT FAIR I TELL YOU!
BUT HE DIDN'T GET THE FAT HOLLYWOOD CONTRACT
ON ACCOUNT OF HIS INJURIES.
(SIREN WAILS)
DAD: THANKS FOR WATCHING, KIDS!
(FAINTING MOAN)
MY DREAMS OF BECOMING A WEB-STAR ARE NO LONGER.
I GUESS I'LL JUST REMAIN PLAIN OL' BORING JOHNNY TEST
THAT NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT.
(MECHANICAL WHIR)
SUSAN: A NOBODY?!
MARY: JOHNNY TEST,
YOU ARE ABOUT TO HIT THE 1000TH TEST MARK
WHICH MEANS YOU ARE AN AWESOME LITTLE BROTHER
IN OUR EYES.
MOST OF THE TIME.
I JUST WANTED TO GET ON SNOOB-TUBE.
AND YOU CAN!
WITH OUR LATEST INVENTION THAT YOU CAN TEST,
SO WE CAN HIT THE 1000TH TEST MARK!
HERE'S A HINT.
PICK THE SURPRISE BOX.
JOHNNY AND DUKEY: HMM...
MARY: IT'S THE SELF-STRUMMING ROCK AND ROLL-GUITAR-9000!
SUSAN: TEST IT! TEST IT NOW!
WE WANNNA SEE THE NUMBERS CHANGE!
FINE.
(STRUMS GUITAR MELODICALLY)
(FIREWORKS WHISTLE)
SUSAN AND MARY: 1000 TESTS!
WE DID IT! OH YEAH, WE'RE GENIUSES!
OH YEAH! EHN-UH, EHN-UH, OOH!
BUT HOW IS THIS GONNA MAKE ME A SNOOB-TUBE STAR?
SUSAN AND MARY: OH YEAH!
SUSAN: BE IT THE WEB, TV OR MOVIES,
PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS LOVE FUNNY VIOLENT MONTAGES
AND ROCK AND ROLL!
MARY: NOW, WE'LL DO THE EDITING.
DUKEY, YOU RECORD ROCK AND ROLL
GUITAR JAMMIN' JOHNNY.
SUSAN AND MARY: AND LET'S MAKE A SNOOB-TUBE FEATURED VIDEO!
I THINK I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, SO...
HIT IT! (PLAYS GUITAR RIFF)
LOLO: UGH!
JOHNNY AND DUKEY: UNGH!
JOHHNY: AHHH! UGH! AH!
(STRAINED CRIES)
(BULL GRUNTS AND BELLOWS)
JOHNNY AND DUKEY: AHHH! UNGH!
AAAHHHH! OOMPH!
(STRUMS HIGH-PITCHED CHORD)
AAHHHH! OOF!
AAHHH! UNGH!
YAAAAGH!
JOHNNY AND DUKEY: OW!
AAHHHHH!
(SIREN WAILS)
AAAHHHHH!
OOF! AHHH! UGH!
AH! UNGH!
MOM: AHHH!
UNGH!
(WILD GUITAR RIFF)
KIDS: (CHEER) YEAH!
BUMPER: TEST, THAT WAS SO AWESOME!
I... I THINK I DON'T HATE YOU ANYMORE.
AND GUITAR JAMMIN' JOHNNY IS THE FEATURED VIDEO.
(BEEPS)
YOU DID IT, TEST!
JOHNNY: AND THAT MEANS HERE COMES MY LIMO
AND THAT FAT HOLLYWOOD CONTRACT!
(CRICKETS CHIRP)
WHERE'S MY LIMO?
BUMPER: LOOK, THERE'S A NEW FEATURED VIDEO.
JOHNNY: "NO MORE SNOOB TUBE FAT HOLLYWOOD DEALS" -
WHAT?!
THAT'S RIGHT!
THE DAYS OF THE SNOOB-TUBE STAR MAY BE OVER
DUE TO THE BOX OFFICE DISASTER OF THE HI-PITCH HAL,
SHIRTLESS BOY AND ALIEN BIG BRAINIAN MOVIE.
HEY, I'M TALKING FUNNY IN THE MOVIES!
BUT TAKE ME TO YOUR EARTH LEADER,
FOR I AM ALIEN BIG BRAINIAN!
AND I JUST RIPPED OFF MY SHIRT, YO.
THIS MOVIE IS PRETTY HORRIBLE -
BUT YOU WERE A STAR ON SNOOB-TUBE, JOHNNY.
AND NOW WITH THIS GUITAR,
MAYBE I'LL BE A ROCK STAR.
YEAH... BUT SAVE THAT FOR A LATER EPISODE, OKAY?
YOU GOT IT, FUZZY BUDDY.
(PLAYS GUITAR)