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So you want him to quit renting himself out as a baby?
I consider it prostitution.
He may be small, but he's hung.
He's not into me anymore.
I've always been called a baby. They treat me like one.
If he has to be a baby, he's my baby.
You're a ***! I don't want to talk to you.
Baby ***.
My mom needs to accept that my brother's dead.
We need to disconnect him and give my sister his heart.
I don't want them to disconnect my brother because of me.
My sister's dying too!
I don't want to lose them both!
She deserves to celebrate her quinceañera.
This isn't about playing God.
Spanish theologist Pedro Manero once said,
"A man's greatness is measured by the size of his dreams."
Hello and welcome to "Case Closed."
Size...
How big are your dreams? Pretty big, right?
Good for you.
Let's welcome our first case today.
Bring out the litigants, please.
I'm not a baby. I don't believe his lies.
He's making a pretty penny as a ***.
I'm a little man making big bucks, that's all!
Good afternoon and welcome.
-Nothing good about it. -We're here anyway, though.
You're here. Great.
Karla, you're suing Arturito.
Yes.
Explain your relationship to him, why you're suing him,
and what you demand in order to settle this case.
I'm suing Arturo, my husband.
I want him to quit working as a for-rent baby.
It's either that or divorce.
I'm not quitting!
Let me listen to Karla.
So you want him to quit renting himself out as a baby?
Yes.
He dresses up like a baby and plays the part.
He rents himself out to train couples
that are about to have a baby .
For me, I see it as something beyond training.
It's prostitution. He's a ***.
Why?
Just a week ago, I stumbled across his webpage
after logging on to his computer.
I want you to see it
so you can get a feel for the perverted nature of it.
I don't know if he prostitutes himself for money or pleasure,
but you need to see this.
How long have you been married?
Two years.
-Any children? -No.
No children.
So you're saying he rents himself out as a baby,
but you suspect there's prostitution involved.
Yes, I'm almost sure of it.
Let's see the plaintiff's evidence.
"Baby Arturito."
"Available to couples considering having a baby.
I'm open to all kinds of couples.
They only need to be up for the experience
and trust in my abilities."
"How to change a diaper."
"Rates and Schedule."
"Have a baby in your home."
Who does this?
People have had babies since the dawn of time.
Why would someone want to rent?
That's what I'm saying, ma'am.
Child rearing is a learning process from conception.
Of course!
He's not a baby.
He's an adult who passes himself off as a baby.
He wears diapers and gets changed.
That's not the worst part, either.
He's lied to me this whole time.
He said he worked as a security.
My salary isn't enough!
He lied to me.
Had it been something harmless like he claimed,
he wouldn't have lied about it.
His job as a security guard was a cover-up.
Why'd he lie, though?
He said he worked as a security guard.
His working schedule was from 5:00 PM till 7:00 AM,
during which he'd sleep over at.
He never sleeps at home with me.
He always sleeps at his clients' place.
He lets them change his diaper and carry him.
I don't know what he's doing .
Does he make good money?
Yes. I make lots of money.
It's a very lucrative business.
I'd rather live a humble life
than have him prostituting himself.
Karla, I've another question.
What if...
we discover there's no prostitution?
What if his clients are just...
Well, for one, they must be rich and really want a baby.
Then they get the brilliant idea...
of renting out a little person and having him pass as a baby.
But what if there's no prostitution or sex involved?
Wouldn't you agree that it's a lucrative business?
I don't think so. There must be sex.
He's an adult and he's sleeping with other adults.
You never know.
What if someone likes little people like him?
What if the couple wants a threesome
and he hooks up with them?
That's on him.
He just has to say, "Sorry, folks.
You hired me as a baby. Not for sex."
You see, ma'am, he's not into me anymore.
When we first got married, things were incredible.
He may be small, but he's hung.
I'm serious!
He never wants to anymore.
He used to be passionate. Now he rarely touches me.
We don't even sleep together.
It's odd that he's not into me all of a sudden.
I think he's prostituting himself
or playing out a fantasy of his
using the baby role as a cover-up.
Alright.
So you're demanding that he quit and find another job.
Or what?
Or I want a divorce.
I can't go on like this.
I won't share him.
I love him very much.
I'm still in love with him,
but I won't share him and let others have him as their baby.
If he has to be a baby, he's my baby.
Do you have more evidence or was the webpage everything?
I have more evidence.
The worst part is how badly he lied to me.
You?
He said he wanted to record an ad
to raise awareness about poor parenting.
I had to!
You're a ***! I'm not talking to you.
A baby ***.
He supposedly wanted to create an ad
to raise awareness on parenting.
I played the mother.
He put on his diaper and pacifier,
I bottle-fed him, changed his diaper,
and put baby powder on his butt.
-He loved it. -Obviously.
I thought it served a good purpose.
-Did you bring the evidence? -Yes.
Let's watch.
Tantrum and all.
Who's that in bed with you?
Can you believe that?
He hired an actor to sleep next to me.
Like the father.
An inconsiderate father.
He's the only inconsiderate one here.
No!
Don't cry, baby.
Bad!
Food?
Here's some fruit.
How could he?
He's my husband!
He's doing that with all of his clients.
Alright. Let's see.
Oh, Arturito.
How do you respond?
You know what your wife is demanding.
Yes, I know.
For starters, I won't quit this job.
It's neither wrong nor perverted.
Then why'd you lie to me this whole time?
Excuse me.
I'm listening.
It's a good job that pays well.
How much do you earn?
Five grand.
My contract runs for three months.
I've got multiple clients lined up already.
So you have clients ready
and willing to pay for your services.
Exactly.
From my point of view, what I do...
I've always been called a baby.
People treat me like one.
I thought...
"Why not pretend to be a baby
and rent myself out to first-time parents?"
People who're going to be raising their first kid.
People aren't always prepared for parenthood
when they have their first baby.
That's where I come in.
I take my job seriously.
So if your job isn't crass, raunchy, or perverted,
then why did you lie to your wife about your job?
Well, I lied... because we were broke.
You lied because you're actually prostituting yourself!
I'm not!
You probably have a fetish.
I'm not prostituting myself. I'm helping out parents.
So this is charity work now?
No, it's a lucrative business!
Parents don't know what to do the first time around!
Moms don't know, much less dads.
Arturito.
You still haven't answered my question.
We're going to take a quick break.
When we return,
I want you to tell me what happens at night with clients.
What's your average night with a client like?
Do you have any witnesses?
I do.
You do. Okay.
We'll be right back after this short break.
Don't go.
He got aroused when I put baby powder on his butt!
Have you had issues performing sexually?
I do get erections.
The only difference...
Is the size of your ***.
My member...
I couldn't keep a straight face
if I had to change Arturito's diaper.
CASE CLOSED