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Welcome to "Japans next Top Model"!!
Aha
Okay, I have been told that this isn't "Japan next Top Model".
This is the great "charity fighting Tournament".
And the collecting will be distributed fairly between
the poor, needing therapy,
forced to be gay Anime-characters
and
baby cats.
And now we welcome the great Fighter,
how got into the Final.
He is not only very handsome,
he also is...
Well he is simply handsome.
A loud applause please, for Ranma Saotome!!
Yeah baby!
I'm so good-looking!
And now we welcome his opponent,
one of the greatest Fighters of our Time.
The venerable master Hokage!
oh?
But whats that?
As I saw Hokage the last time,
he was taller
and older
and much more manly.
A new Jutsu maybe?
But if that is Sexy No Jutsu
it doesn't worked very well.
Hey, what should that mean?
I'm totally sexy.
No, you don't, you are not at all sexy.
Of course I am.
No
Yes, I am.
No
Yes, I am!
NO!
Let us clarify this in a du du du duel.
OK, if you wanna lose so badly.
On Guard! The winner IS SEXY!
Ranma!
People lie at my feet when I come.
Also before they smell your breath?
You are not a real opponent for my trained brain.
HA, at last you should maybe start to use it.
You fight like a dump farmer.
How fitting, you fight like a cow.
Everyone knows you as an unskilled chump.
Too bad that nobody know you.
Nobody will see me lose.
Not even you.
You can ran away so fast?
It's enough, It's enough.
That is too stupid.
1 2 3
Hokage is defeated.
And the winner is Ranma.
Yes!
I'm not only very good-looking!
I'm SEXY too!
Yes, and this is your price.
A Photoshooting for the cover
of the Japanese Cosmopolitan.
I would prefer something to eat.
Now than, let us go and eat something.
Well, if he don't want the price,
I now a way to use it,
Harui!!!
The Flying Sushi Theatre present:
No time to mourn
Inspired by Shakespeare's Macbeth and Ranma 1/2
A place in the Wood.
no
No
NO
The battery!
Oh god, that was the final boss.
I almost finished:
"DRAGONBALL BUDOKAI 23 -
- SHIPPUUDEN EXTREME ULTIMATE RELOADED REVENGE"
But Akane that's not such a problem,
we simply buy new batteries.
Not such a problem?
Do you now when I saved last time?
that was, long ago.
I have a code, that brings you directly
to the last boss fight.
Go away with it, do i look like cheater to you?
But Akane I'm sure you will make it a second time.
You are really good in that game
and with Son Goku you have come so far.
That's right I'm really good with him.
And the DragonBalls I had collected with him in no time.
And after that last great Victory,
he will become the strongest Fighter of all.
Of course sis it's his destiny.
Well he is also the main Character,
how should it become otherwise?
Did you hear what they said?
It looks like you have a great future.
YES
Well if there wasn't that with the *** in the Wood,
his female fellow would be also close to it.
***?
Come, let's learn more about that.
Excuse me!
What have you said about the ***?
Now then, how wanna see someone else,
wearing her ***?
On the Head.
*** or not, what can you tell us
about the strongest Fighter?
Well, his last fight is already legendary.
I mean his technique.
Yeah, years of training.
There are not many who achieved this level.
And you are sure, that he will become the strongest Fighter?
It's just a matter of time.
Someone with such skills, this stamina
and such an intelligence,
It can't come out differently.
How true.
He thinks we talk about him.
Such an opportunity you can't let go.
Come, you should go now,
enough of the prophecies,
destiny already waits for you.
Have a good trip.
See you.
bye bye
Strange people.
Don't you think that it could be true?
Since when do you believe in fortune-telling?
Well, they didn't said anything really unusual.
Now then, I don't now what's with the ***,
but you the strongest Fighter?
Against the undefeated master Happosai,
you won't have a chance.
So, you have really much trust in me.
Finally someone who recognizes a true
"DRAGONBALL BUDOKAI 23 -
- SHIPPUUDEN EXTREME ULTIMATE RELOADED REVENGE"
master when he sees one.
But Akane, we would never doubt your abilities.
Okay, it's better this way.
And now I go buy some batteries.
Wait Akane, you can't buy batteries without money.
ahh, let they go
The spectacle will take place here.