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GOD!
GOD!
I can remember when I was born.
I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out. I am FREAKING OUT!
I'm the one having the freaking Baby!
OK, Ok! I can do this! I can do this!
I can do this, I can do this! I CAN DO THIS!
Push! Push!
A push! A push! a push! ahhhh!
And that is how I was Born!
I can remember as a child...
All I did was cry.
I was such a sad childhood
Wahh
Wahhh!
Wahh
Wahhh
I can remember my first friend.
*cough*
Woah!
Are you looking at my tiny giraffe?
YOU LOOKIN' AT MY TINY GIRAFFE???
*screams*
His sin's shall be paid for.
I’m Galloway Oswald Dunkin.
I'm Jewett J Jet Ja Jr.
Finally. This story is starting to get good!
Calm down!
you can continue.
Well, I can remember when I saw my first pair of....
Great ***!
most beautiful bird!
The Great ***!
*Blow*
Oh! How lovely!
So, Share more of your experiences.
Well I can remember my prom night...
Oh, prom night, a great American tradition!
I can remember it like it was yesterday...
*hums*
*crys*
And I
Will always love you!
Will always, Love you-hoo!
*cry's*
*bubbles*
*Sneeze*
*sneeze*
*crys*
I'm so sorry you had such a sad night.
It was the worst night of my whole life.
Why don't you tell me about it?
Well, I was done bathing in my own tears and vomit,
My mother decided she'd bathe in the same bodily fluids.
and how did that make you feel?
I felt...
Sad...
I decided I'd make my own dinner!
What did you end up making?
I made my first ever...
slice of toast.
*Slirp*
*Singing*
Look mom!
I learned how to make...
TOAST! * Giggles*
*Gasp*
*Cry's*
I remember
When my mother died.
TOAST! *Giggles*
*Gasp*
*High pitch screaming*
That sounds rough... What happened next?
I remember..
When I lost my mind.
*Crazy by Gnarls Barkley*
*Screams*
I remember...
My first gay experience.
*Flush*
What did I tell you about trying to touch my little Rhino?
I remember...
When I died.
It's time to go Jewett.
I'll be right there...
God...