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So apparently in some parallel dimension there’s some big frog dude with a crown
who’s all like “guess what I’m taking over Subcon, fairy people” and somehow
Mario is all like “I hear your fairy cry for help and I’ll save the day by jumping on
stuff” which totally doesn’t work here but you can sure toss a mean turnip but not
as well as Toad who’s a machine gunner with them and there’s Luigi who can jump
20 feet in the air and Peach who’s like weeee I can fly apparently and you fight a
transgender bird a bunch of times and eventually a mad bomber mouse which
bombs at midnight neither of which have turnips anywhere which turns out to be
totally fine until you’re like holy crap rock throwing crabs and fire snakes that shoot
fireballs which seems completely expected until you find yourself in some
clouds where there’s no fire or anything just sky veggies, rocket ships, and
castles that where even the doors try and kill you but then you totally kill them so
the door is all like “it’s cool” and there’s Wart shooting bubbles at you because
that’s totally what toads do and you *** him by feeding him artificially
created sky veggies which somehow gives him crippling indigestion, freeing
the stupid fairies who then proceed to kick the *** out of him and then holy ***
it was all just a dream that’s stupid but was it really and Wart is still all like “i’ll
take some tums and come back to totally kick your ***” but he never does the end.