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Yes! Pizza and Beer!
Yo all we need now is chicks!
Didn't we agree on no girls? Just a guy's night out.
Dude you always want a guy's night out!
So tell me, how's everything on your end?
Chilling man you know life
girlfriend problems
got 99 problems and the *** is one right?
If it's so difficult, just dump her.
It's not that easy man.
You're making it too hard for yourself
just be like me, do your own thing
and you should be fine.
Am I right?
He's not gonna talk with his mouthful
this guy actually knows some table manners.
Man *** table manners!
We're all guys, we have everything we want.
Meat, beer
***!
Gentlemen, I got a good idea.
It's two at night, its dark
it’s creepy, we got a bonfire goin on
lets tell some stories!
All right, so what's it gonna be?
Ghost stories?
Naw, lets tell *** up stories!
I'll go first
Here's a story about Michael and his best friend.
Michael and his best friend used to smoke marijuana together
as you all know, marijuana is called the "gateway drug"
As time went on his friend stopped doing drugs,
but Michael went deeper in the hole.
He took up ***, and he became an addict.
His friend tried to stop him,
but Michael wanted to live his life his way and shut himself out.
He loved the rush he got from ***
and we all know *** can lead to some serious side effects.
A few days later
Michael’s friend came to his apartment to check up on him
he found Michael in the bathtub
unconscious and overdosed on ***,
he was dead.
Psshh, it’s not a *** up story bro
crack heads die all the time.
I’ll tell you a mind ***
Here’s a story about Gabriel, and his roommate.
One day
Gabriel’s roommate calls him over to show a girl named Jennifer
Gabriel finds her cute and asks for her number
As time goes on, Jennifer and Gabriel start dating
and Gabriel starts getting crazy over this girl
to a point where he tells his roommate not to talk to her anymore.
Couple months pass by
and because of Gabriel’s violent behavior
Jennifer breaks up with him over the phone.
Jennifer and Gabriel’s roommate start talking again
And he starts believing, that she broke up with him, for his roommate.
So one day
Gabriel’s roommate gets a call from Jennifer
and hears her crying, and begging for help.
Because Gabriel was there
and he was gonna shoot her
The roommate tried to calm Gabriel down over the phone
but Gabriel shot Jennifer
and shot himself.
Ok there Romeo
You call that a mind ***?
Possessive boyfriends are clichéd compared to druggies going O.D.
Fine, you tell a *** up story
So this is a story about a Vincent ….
Chang.
Vincent Chang?
You just had to make him Asian, didn’t you?
Of course, it’s my story.
So Vincent was the type of guy that hated working
and wanted a short cut in life for..
Well…everything.
So one day he invited one of his co-workers to dinner
A man named Josh, that also works with them
he’s planning on investing in an upcoming software company
this opportunity guaranteed a return worth five times
more than the initial investment
Vincent saw this opportunity as a quick way to get rich
so he quit his job, and invested everything he had on him.
Weeks go by
and Vincent heard nothing from Josh
He tried calling him several times
but he never got an answer
Vincent asked his co-worker if he knew where to find Josh
his co-worker told him
that Josh left the country and fled with many other people’s investments too
Slowly realizing that he lost everything
Vincent once again, took the easy way out.
Boom
What the *** bro? People that are gonna get conned like that deserve to die.
How about you?
What’s your *** up story?
He’s not gonna tell us man
We do this every night
and he never talks!
It’s getting late, lets bounce
By the way…
Jennifer says Hi
Finally, we get a reaction out of him!
You .. do remember who we are..
don’t you?
I’m Michael..your best friend
*** yeahh!
Bro, you gotta stop your becoming an addict
honest to God, just give me that
*** man! Shut the *** up!
It’s my life; get the *** out of it!
***
What the ***?!
Yo! You ok?!
I’m Gabriel
your roommate
Want her number?
Yeah!
Tell her Gabriel my friend wants to add you
Bro listen…
I ..*sigh*..how do I say this
I don’t want you talking to Jennifer man
Dude there’s nothing!
It isn’t ending like this …
I know what to do
Gabriel?
*2 gun shots*
Vincent
Co-worker
Initial investment 5 times
Wanna do it?
Deal
Done, let’s do it up!
Come on
God damn it
Pick up
Don’t worry man it’s ok
Just a little bit of money right?
We’ll all be back tomorrow
same time
same place
like always
*whisper* welcome to madness