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You got a key?
Why would I have a key?
You been here before,maybe you have one
I don't
Locked out
Just like back home
I don't recall using a key to open anything
Ya well I got bad luck with keys Its why I'm here
Because of a key?
Because I lost a key,
to my shed, where my lawnmower was
Lawn-mower? By golly . . .
The yard was over grown with grass up to my ankles
That's why the ladder was unstable
That's why I died
If I had found that key
I wouldn't be here now
Oh wow, I think . . . I know where it is!
What did you do?
I didn't touch nothing
I was thinking of wide open fields of short cut grass
Funny thing about this place
Their group is called the all Noah
And their prophecy describes a giant storm that will cleanse
the Land Above and purge it from corruption
What they don't realize is, as the Earth experience changes
The Heavenly landscape will change as well
Oops. Sorry, it's hard to see
Hey, if I’m a spirit, why can I bump into you?
That's Heavenly physics. Barriers still exist
Better something rather than nothing.
I think I smell something
Heavenly hunger! Who goes there?
Say how did thee come to such a hidden place?
Was the gate ajar?
No, I remembered where my key was
Oh, what a fine thing memory can be!
It's too dark in here. Come, gather around my holy light
Before you pass
I must test you
You must speak my name for no soul may travel where it cannot see
Light the way or burn forever, in a river of steaming honey!
What happens if we don't know it?
Steaming river!
How bout if we just try and leave?
River!
What about if we choose not to play this game?
Also, river
Well I do enjoy a duel as it were
I'm gonna say your name . . .
is . . . Noah!
Why, yes! Do you also enjoy the thrill of consuming?
We want to pass through quickly and be on our way
We're on a quest
Seekers! But tell me
What is your favorite food?
We really need to go . . .
Chili dogs!!
Bacon, brown mustard, onions
Ohh, good one!
More!
More!
Oh my god . . .
More!
See, there is nothing wrong with experiencing some simple pleasures
More
Have you ever thought God was a man with a beard sitting up there in Space?
That may have been true in life, but here in death, we are within
that which we were previously without
Give me more!!
Have either of you studied something called quantum physics?
No . . .
Zeno's Paradox? Free Masonry?
No!
Perfect! Now you have something new to learn
Have you ever noticed, everything is made of particles called atoms
Maybe God is made of particles too?
Come, let me show you the way
Tunnels can be treacherous
Oh my god
I've never had sex that good before
You weren't having sex you numbskull!
No? What was I doing?
You were eating like a glutton!
Oh man it was incredible!
Alright just calm down. We need to get out of these tunnels
This fellow is as crazy and a three legged horse
You say that about everything!
How can that apply to every situation!?
Have you ever raised or gone riding on a three legged horse?
No I haven't!
Of course you haven't! Because it's ridiculous!
That's why it applies to our situation!
Alright, alright
Hey I thought you said only God could make food appear
I swear I heard of it, I thought it was hogwash. Like someone pulling my lariat
I gotta learn how to do that
No! We are passing through!
You need to figure out which end of your plumbing you want to pleasure!
Let's just go then!
This place is making me hungry