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We aint got much money. We aint got much class.
If you dont like my style, well you can just kiss my a-
Today on the Peter Wilson Show
your host, Peter Wilson! Hey.
Interviewing the legendary Chris McCandless. So uhh
could you tell me a little bit about what you did for a living in the past. Well
you know
as you can tell by my um...
name that I gave myself. I am a SUPER
***.
also worked at McDonalds for a short time, before I got fired. I will not go into details why. The lawsuit is still going on.
So uhh
I imagined you had trouble finding food on your travels. Could you tell me a little bit about what you ate? Well I ate
a lot, a lot
of rice. I love rice.
I think Im part Asian.
But you know, I also ate berries, and
you know, I killed a moose one time, but I wont go into detail about that. Its a dramatic experience in my life.
What are some interesting things that you did on your travels?
Well, I did live on a nudist colony Mr. Wilson, and
learned a lot of things about the human body in that nudist colony.
Didnt know you could have tattoos in certain places but you know... you know
I survived. Im sure that was a, that was an experience. Yes, it was.
How did you get around on all your travels? Well, I am THE Alexander Super ***, and you know
I also
I used my Dotson to get around, but I abandoned it in the wash. You know, a flood came
and
it was a piece of junk, ok? I didnt want it.
I'll tell you what
were gonna come back after this short commercial break
and you get to tell us
some more things about yourself.
And this show was
brought to you by
some random lotion company.
He is the most interesting man alive.
I dont always use lotion, but when I do
I prefer
Gardenia Tulip.
Stay moist my friends.
BALLA STATUS!
Oh...
oh whats up. Oh were on? Well!
Were back
with the legendary Chris McCandless and uhh
got a few more questions to ask him before the shows done. Fire away. So uhh
what supplies did you carry on your journeys?
Well you know I carried
the clothes I had on my back
some spare clothes. No socks. I dont like socks.
also
uh... later on I picked up a uhh .22 semiautomatic rifle that I used to umm kill a moose with. Impressive, impressive. Thank you.
I understand that you had a
very large trust fund in your name and uhh it just disappeared one day. Could you fill me in on that one?
Well I gave it
I gave all the money I had away
to the OXFAM uhh...
corporation, I guess you could say. It gives
it gives food to starving children of
AMERICA and the world. So uhh
before I let you go
Do you plan on ever giving up the Super *** title? NO, I dont plan on it.
Alexander SUPER ***
will always be my name.
Anyone who wants to challenge me to that, Im open to it.
Bring it on America. Well uhh
were about out of time, so Id like to thank you for having this nice visit with you, and uhh
next week we're gonna be interviewing
Darth Vader.
SITH ROCK ON!
Well uhh thank you for the ride mister. Thats no problem son! I, I wanna repay you by having my
watch, and comb and all the money I have left in my pocket. Well SUUUU-WEE!
wait a minute boy!
I want you to take my boots. Now, now, now
Nope! Youre takin them. I dont wanna hear it.
OH and take this grilled cheese tuna fish sandwich. My wife made em. Shes mighty fine. Thank you.
Chris, I know youre workin hard, but could you please were some socks?
Chris, Id hate to tell you this, but you smell like crap!
I wanna ask you you take this soap please. Jus-
YOU KNOW WHAT?! You can take your soap! I quit!
Crikey. Look at that moose just grazin out in the wilderness.
I got a feeling that its gonna be a bad day for that moose.
Its just walkin along.
Oh! Look at this hunter
sneaking right up on the flank of the moose.
OHH NO!
Here it comes!
OH dead moose!
Ahahaha HA! I killed the moose!
He is the most interesting man alive.
I dont always use lotio- What the f- A BUTTERFLY!
Thank you for the ride mister. Thats no problem son.
Hey, wait a minute!
And for you time, I wan- I want- I want you to have-
Okay lets redo this. WhAAT? You need to be wearing the watch and like take it off you wrist. That'd be better.
How do I stop it? Just press the button.
Balla status! You gotta say it before I- You gotta make it man!
Hey you want some soap?