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The incredible Black Spider, Classmate Jam Hsiao!
Thank you, Harlem Ge. This is for you.
You've produced a new album again.
Tell us what this new album contains.
The songs I like are...inside.
The songs from before, which are...
...are classics. (That took long.)
You can keep shouting, "Classics!.."
Classics. (Yes, they're classics.)
Re-singing classic hits. Let's see.
Is your famous hit, "New Endless Love"?
Yes. (Alright.)
Jam, you haven't been performing at pubs anymore, right?
Still? (What are you saying?)
Your mic has already been shut off and you're still trying to talk. Weird.
I'm asking Jam, but you in the back...
Wait...
Why are you wearing a wig? Lin Zhen Yi, why are you dressed like this?
Lin Zhen Yi, why are you dressed like this to come tell fortunes?
Did you borrow your wig from Xiao Hu?
Harlem Ge, I've always respected you. (Yes.)
Please stop joking around. (Okay.)
Please stop being funny.
I really want to wipe your mole off. (You can't.)
I'm Jam Hsiao.
You are... Who are you? (I'm...)
You're Xiao Si Ren (laughing stock), right?
I'm Jam Hsiao! (Who is he?)
He's Honduras.
Call me "Hong Ge".
A lot of people like impersonating me. (Call you "Hong Ge"?!!)
He actually told us to call him "Hong Ge"!!
I released a new album. This is for you, Harlem Ge.
Now I have two. (Yes...)
He bought this one cause he's my fan.
He's a fake. (A fake, bootleg version?)
Yes, he's a bootleg.
Why does the real one seems like the bootleg?
Sometimes this is how things are. The second is more handsome than the first.
Because I'm older and he's younger. (Okay.)
So who will be challenging the stage?
You just said it. My famous hit is what?
Actually, all of the songs are my hits.
Dao Tui Lu!..
Enough!
He's so suitable for classic songs.
He really needs a beating. He snaps out of it after I hit him.
Alright, so he's not getting off the stage and you're also on stage.
He must not get off because if he does, he'll...he'll...
What exactly do you want to say? Just say it.
If he gets off, it won't help show how great I am.
(You're going to stay for the whole show?) No, it's because I have a concert on December 26.
Before his concert, you can only see him here at One Million Singer!
That, that...
Hong Ge.
Hong Ge...yes. What is it? (This...)
Does this "Jam Hsiao" have to be here for the whole show?
(Since he's happy...) You don't need to mind me. I'm already used to it.
Because I usually don't talk anyway. (Right.)
I'm the number one non-talker. (I was afraid that you would talk too much.)
Everything I say has a point.
Real versus fake Black Spider.
Why don't you just pick this. Have him sing a bit and let him get off stage quickly.
I'm thinking of the same thing.
Oh, no...I meant that I wanted to pick this.
Just say what your heart tells you, no need to be polite. (Yes.)
(Explain...Say it now.) He already said it.
(He said it.) Real versus Fake.
Battle between Real and Fake Black Spider.
How can we tell the difference between Real and Fake Black "Pearl"?
Black "Pearl"?!.. Black Pearl...Then I must be Pele (Edison Arantes do Nascimento).
So I'm Brazil's football king, Pele, Black Pearl.
You thought it was a model? (Yeah.)
You are really sick today.
(He is really sick.) Do you know football? No? Then you're Black Spider.
How to differentiate between the Real and Fake Black Spider?
I think we'll have to hear you guys sing.
Right? (Yes.)
We've been talking for so long and someone still refuses to get off the stage.
Moreover, we've got a very respectable judge today.
Here, then...
So you're the Real one. (I'm the Real one.)
You start then. (Okay, no problem.)
"New Endless Love," right?
Here, let's give him some support. Show some support. (Press on!)
Jam Hsiao, Black Spider.
Press on! I love you!
I lost...
But it also made me become a singer.
It started already! (I need to finish my opening speech.)
You're so handsome!
It started already!
It's too good!
@#$#%...
You're Yu Tian! (famous veteran singer)
(...........)
Too good!..It was so good....
So handsome! So good!
Teacher Harlem, I think... (That was amazing.)
Harlem Ge, it's too hard to tell which one is Real and which is Fake. (It was too good.)
We finally heard a note higher than the whistle register, the note that no one could hear.
Yeah.
It was so high. Probably only dogs could hear.
(It's a certain frequency. Mosquitoes could hear.)
There's a reason. (Yes...)
I can talk to the dead souls.
You should just head there directly.
Let me ask Teacher on the keyboard, were we on the same key?
Yes.
How come he could sing it and not you?
(Because he's...) It's better that you're done singing.
Because he's Jam Hsiao and I'm Honduras.
No, no...You're Jam Hsiao and he's Honduras.
No...We're both Jam Hsiao and you're Honduras.
Hello everyone.
Right now, our second contestant will bring us the real version of "New Endless Love."
Listen from aside.
Although you know the song so well, you would still be a little frightened by the stars.
Yeah, cause I need to see how many stars there are. (Alright.)
Please tell me the 14 characters. (Em...)
What? Don't you know that this is very important?
"How can I love you anymore You should understand after tonight"
Are there any problems with your answer?
No.
Final answer. Please reveal!
[PASS!]