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Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to play...
Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to dominate your lane everytime.
In the laning phase, you must harass your opponent at all cost with a Pedocharge, slow him to be able to attack him a few times and bite him before going back to farming.
If you feel that you do not deal enough damage, do not hesitate to activate your Pikaclaw to show him that farming a single minion isn't that easy.
When you're sure that you can get a kill, start your onslaught with a Flash to make that big guy *** in his pants like a baby.
But, the best way to get a kill is to hide in the brush to mindfuck the enemy and charge at him like a beast to...
If you know that an enemy kept his skills to run away, use Ghost to chase him,
slow that fuckabish before he gets away and *** slap him non-stop before he successfully slam dunk you beside his tower.
If your partner is getting buttfucked really hard because you went to place a ward,
use a Pedocharge-Ghost combo to fling Graves and attack him until he's low enough to eat him for dinner.
However, sometimes, it's better to leave your woman behind to save your own hide.
Late game, you'll be able to dance here to bait an enemy into using a skill in vain,
to show everyone that you're the most tanky bear in the game,
to *** a good-looking woman's path like a mad stalker and force her to go to the back alley to have some fun with your friends.
or to...
Thanks to your Pedocharge skill, you can secure anything on the map to let everyone witness that sexy icon or set up a kill for a team that you cherish.
You can also use that skill defensively by running away from a fight and by dodging every skillshot effectively.
With your Bite skill, you can easily eat anything for dinner, going from a *** from the jungle to a happy family.
And, if you do a quick Pedocharge-Bite combo, you'll be able to eat a little girl in mid-air, no problem!
Thanks to your Pikaclaw skill, you'll be able to farm like a boss and having Statikk Shiv makes the task easier than ever.
You can also indirectly harass your opponent while you farm and protect your base all alone like the new king of the jungle.
When you ninja gank, you should initiate with a Pedocharge-Ghost combo to scare the *** out of your enemy and tank the turret for your beloved ButtFucking Friend.
If you see that an enemy do not even try to get away from the dragon pit, it means that he's obviously going to Flash away, so prepare a nice welcome party for him.
A little kid's trying to finish off your turret? Simply Pedocharge at him and stick to him like a crazy glue to punish him from trying to vandalise your property.
In teamfights, you must always try to protect your teammates by positioning yourself between them and your enemies since you'll be even more rock solid than Malphite.
But, if your ally can't take down an enemy, you can do a quick Flash-Bite combo to help him out.
Then, do not back off even if you're low on health because you'll get back so much health thanks to your OP passive.
A teammate got caught by a molester? Fling the greedy fatherfucker that stays to get a kill and show him that no one messes with your ***.
That's it for today, people!
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