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God!
God, where are You? God!
-Oh, here You are, God...
-I was looking for you, very good.
-Scribe, it's good, than I met you. Please tell me, what is happening close
the gate. A lot of noise, screaming, someone is kicking in it...
-Yeah, my Lord. It's close the gate, but calm down,
St. Peter is there, he will get it...
-Chill guys, chill. Don't push me, I will arrange this. HEY YOU, FAT, you will fly
at the over of the queue for a moment! Wait, I will do it.
-Here's he comming.
-Yhm, Pet, what is happening there?
-God, the Poles has arrived.
-AGAIN?!
-Yep, they are dissatisfied of their history, they are mad at us.
-Hmm... Very curious, but what do I have to this?
-Well.. Somebody
told them about the magical book which changes the past.
-What? How is that?!
-I don't know anything...
-Me too!
-Always somebody has to say about it! Always!
-Well... This is Poland...
-So, what have I say to them, because they
are waiting...
-Tell them, than we'll call them back.
-Fine... I'll say it by the intercom, I won't walk there again...
*POLAND RULES*
-Ummm... Listen to me, Poles! There is a thing, Boss says, then we'll call you, we have your phone
numbers, so "we are in touch". If you want to call to us, then call the Holy Line.
- Hey, you fat! Why are you smiling? What, you think than
I can't see you through this crowd? Yhm, yeah, wait...
-God...
-What is it?
-God, there is a problem. Poles has started a strike, they said
if don't meet their demands, they will destroy our place.
-But they didn't use word "destroy"...(probably "*** up")
-OK, I don't need a revolution here, Pet. Go there and promise them something,
but it has to be something super.
-Maybe we'll give vises to them..
-Something more realistic...
-Vises to Belarus...
-Listen Poles, there's a little change. Not for you, fatty! Boss softens, maybe he'll give you
something... But before it will happen, you have to give me back my gate keys!
-And those copper adornments too! Hey fatty, show me your bag!
Why are you so surprised? I know! [...] Thanks, Jude...
-Okay. Now, we can promise you 3 millions of flats - to build. Satellite
TV for a year and a new "Windows 95" on a disk.
-Did they calm down?
-I give them bonus 2
winter tires to the "Żuk"(Polish, commercial car)...
-So scribe, please tell me the story of those.. How are they?
-Poles.
-Poles. The history of Poles.
-*966 - the Christening of Poland*
-It started very well... What do they want from us
more?
-Yeah Boss... What about the wedding of Mieszko with Dobrawa? She wasn't like Pamela(Anderson)...
-Good, than Dratewka[THE SHOEMAKER] killed her...
-Keep reading...
-*1410 - a
won battle with the Crusaders under the Grunwald*
-Oh, I like it very much...
-Lord... How can You
like it? These "Crusaders" were on our side...
-Keep reading...
-*1772 - the first partition of Poland. Poles after
123 years retrieves their independence*
-Haha... Can you, can you?
-God, but in the forward we have year 1939...
-Well...
I was ill at these times...
-I know...
-Keep reading...
-*1989 - Poles finally retrieves their independence...*
-Oh
and after this there are only successes...
-Yeah.
-Not really... We could say, than only last 2 years were normal... Look - they enter the program with the corruption,
entered the program of the solidarity, detected the system...
-You mean the periodic table of elements...(it is the word game)
-Guys, don't fight. The most important thing is their dissatisfaction. I propose move them somewhere...
-The best option will be to
move them to the USA - it is a rich country, the problem will solve...
-Very good. We move them...
-Read, what did we do.
-*966 - the wedding of Mieszko and Pocahontas*
*1410 - a won battle with China under the
Greenoua, close to Boston Massachusetts*
*1772 - Canada, Mexico and the little island Pictchu-Pictchu make the first partition of Poland*
*2005 - in Poland control take 2 brother Jehu and Jarek(Lechu and Jarosław Kaczyńscy*)
-Well... If they got the power, everything will *** up
in a moment...
-After 2 year everything *** up...
-What is wrong with them?
-I don't know my Lord, maybe there is something civilization bad with them... Maybe we'll give
them for time for extension... I propose to move them to the ancient Egypt. If they are so smart...
-Very good. The ancient Egypt... We move them...
-*While construction of a pyramid, there was...
a strike...*
*Power over the striking rebel took an anonymous worker with mustache...(*** Wałęsa*)*