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RIZZO: (VO) I know we just ate, but I'm starvin'. So just pull around to the drive-through and
we can maybe order some more food.
TITLE: You are about to see real footage of Muppets,
driving a Toyota Highlander.
VISUAL: Rowlf drives the Highlander, with Rizzo leaning over the driver's seat from
the second row.
LEGAL: Prototype shown with options. Production model may vary.
Muppets ©2014 Disney. Dramatization. Muppets cannot drive.
ROWLF: Alright, we'll get a little light snack.
VISUAL: They pull up to the Tokyo Takatori.
RIZZO: Oh, there's the menu. There's the menu. Stop. Let's, let's check that out.
SUPER: Portland, OR 2:24PM
ROWLF: Well, let's look at the menu.
RIZZO: Smells good.
ROWLF: Well, we passed the menu.
RIZZO: Yep, we did.
VISUAL: They stop at the window. A young woman is there to take their order.
RIZZO: Hello!
ROWLF: Hi. How are ya?
WOMAN: (unintelligible)
ROWLF: Hi. Uh, uh, okay, we'd like to order a couple things, please.
WOMAN: What would you like to order?
ROWLF: Do you have, uh, a California roll?
WOMAN: Yes, we do.
ROWLF: Could I get three of those...
WOMAN: Three California rolls...
ROWLF: Yeah. Can I get it without the rice?
WOMAN: Without the rice?
ROWLF: Yeah.
RIZZO: Just rolled fish. Yech.
ROWLF: You have that?
WOMAN: I'm sorry, no.
ROWLF: Could I just get rolled-up seaweed?
RIZZO: What? Like an empty roll?
WOMAN: But it's not gonna stand. Is that okay with you?
ROWLF: It's gonna what?
WOMAN: It's not gonna stand.
RIZZO/ROWLF: It's not gonna stand?
RIZZO: Well, we're just going to eat it.
RIZZO: We just want to eat it. Yeah. Jeez.
ROWLF: I just want to eat it. Yeah. That's okay.
VISUAL: Rowlf looks for money.
ROWLF: You put the money here, didn't you?
RIZZO: No, no, we spent all that money.
ROWLF: What? They won't know. They won't know.
RIZZO: What do you mean they won't know? She's at a cash register.
WOMAN: Twenty-seven, forty-five.
RIZZO: See, twenty-seven, forty-five!
ROWLF: What? I'm, I'm sorry, how much?
WOMAN: Twenty-seven, forty-five.
RIZZO: I think we better go to the ATM.
ROWLF: Do you...do you happen to have a payment plan? Like if I gave you a little bit now...
RIZZO: Yeah.
ROWLF: ...and then I could pay you more next month.
WOMAN: I'm sorry, no.
RIZZO: No? You don't do that?
ROWLF: We could do it over a six-month period.
RIZZO: Yeah, yeah.
WOMAN: Maybe some credit card you have.
RIZZO: Three months?
ROWLF: Credit card?
RIZZO: We just came across country from the big game to go to our premiere. We're all
out of cash.
VISUAL: Rowlf digs through the car and comes up with a credit card. He hands it to the
woman.
ROWLF: Now, this isn't mine. I found it, but I think you can...yeah, I think it'll go through.
RIZZO: Whose card is that, Rowlf?
ROWLF: If you want to try that one, I found it.
RIZZO: Whose card is that, Rowlf?
ROWLF: I don't know.
RIZZO: You're giving somebody...
ROWLF: It was down here. Did that card go through?
WOMAN: Yes, it went through.
ROWLF: Oh, good.
RIZZO: And now you have to sign.
ROWLF: Let me sign that for you.
WOMAN: Thank you.
ROWLF: Thank you very much.
RIZZO: Okay. Sign that sucker.
ROWLF: What's this guy's name?
RIZZO: You got it?
ROWLF: I can't even spell this guy's name. Mommarshovitz. You know a Mommarshovitz?
RIZZO: Mommarshovitz.
ROWLF: Here you go! I'm...I'm Bob Mommarshovitz. Alright, well, thank you.
WOMAN: Thank you.
RIZZO: Thank you, Ma'am.
TITLE: Follow the Muppets an Toyota Highlander on the road to the Muppets Most Wanted premiere.
#NOROOMFORBORING
RIZZO: (VO) Well.
ROWLF: (VO) Well.
RIZZO: (VO) You think she bought it?