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Sauce beard
What kind of bacon are we gonna get?
All this bacon
All this meat
This is Johnny P. Tumz coming at you live from Tottenville High School
That's right, with some Epic Meal Time
We got some succulent sausage
We got tons of bacon... that's right we got bacon strips, bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips and bacon strips
What the f**k are you doing?
Epic Meal Time... What the f**k are you doing?
Epic Meal Time...
No, this is my show. Get the f**k out.
Muscles!
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
Whatchu know about New York?
We're making an Epic Empire State Building
Oh sh*t!
We got beef, and more beef, and ground beef!
Yo we got that bacon, and the cheese! Cheezy bacon
*slap*
Tastes like bacon!
Stop talking
We got these bacon strips
And all these sausages...
And we got this cheese...
For this cheesy bacon sauce
Cheesy
'Cause tonight Cheesy
'Cause tonight
Well, do I even have to say it?
IT'S EPIC MEAL TIME!
ANDREW: Shh! Listen to the bacon sizzle
ALEX: What's it saying?
Houston... we have a deuce.
Dude, is that a f**king beard?
Sorry guys, I guess I pushed too hard.
Go shave you dirty, baboon, Neanderthal f**k.
SPARTA!
Beef within beef within pork... wrapped in bacon?
That's what I like to call motherf**king meatception
Little pork tourists and a hot dog fence
And in New York, we like to make it rain...
Cheesy rain
OH YEAH!
Go get it, Muscles.
Go get it
Next time we eat ***.
*meow*