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Oh man, I mean that last tournament was just awesome
but I can't believe you won it once again, isn't anybody else gonna ever win?
- No they're not
Any why did everybody know we were going to be playing Kid Icarus?
I mean it was such a short clip how did everybody know what the heck that was?
- Don! Don!
- Don it was a really easy hint, it's a really popular g-
Look, this doppleganger thing, you really need to pay attention ok they're out-
- Oh man Doppleganger! Man, that is like the best boss in Castlevania 3!
- D-Don! Don! Don!
You know he changes form based on whatever character you're using at the time
- Doonnn!
It's sort of like Dark Link except there's four of them which makes it even more awesome, yeah!
- Don! Don! I am not talking about Castlevania 3!
I am talking about actual real dopplegangers that ar-
- Holy crap! Is that River City Ransom Technos' beat'em up classic? Man I love that game!
- Don. Don't you d- What are you doin'?
Don! Are you thinking about video games? Don?!
Ey! Don't you look at your thought bubble! I hear you doing it! Don?
- Hey Evan, I'm gonna have to call you back I gotta get this.
- Don? N- no!
- Hey come back where ya going?
* Loud hitting noises and screams *
Augh! My powerpads!
- Ha ha ha ha
I can't believe that acutally worked
Oh! What's this?
Oh yes, this will be perfect
You! Camera boy! Do that wipe fade thing so that I may show them the true meaning of pain!
- I don't think I can do that
Ok! I'm doin' it!
- Now your good pal Abaddon isn't all bad
and that why I'm gonna to be nice and start you off with something easy
Super Mario Bros. the Lost Levels beginning with world 8-1
I just know you're gonna to love making blind leaps of faith
onto small one block wide platforms
running at top speed just to survive. Heh ha ha ha
But they can't all be a cakewalk
and that's why I'm sending you off to the World Circuit
of Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
Mike Tyson's waiting for your challenge
Think you have what it takes to beat him?
Ha ha ha ha, I doubt it
But Abaddon, you say, I still haven't had my soul crushed by
Nintendo-hard games involving ninjas fighting crime
in a world of multi-platform mayhem!
Fear Not! Because I've got just the thing
Ninja Gaiden, stage 6-1. You're welcome
I'm sorry, what's that? Speak up!
Oh, you want more platforming?
Well then, how about you take the Blue Bomber to
Dr. Wily's Castle in the original Mega Man?
That won't be too tough for you, right?
I suppose I should at least let you play one shooter
So how about The Guardian Legend?
I'll even be nice and give you sixty enemy erasers!
Not that it'll do you any good, heh ha ha ha ha!
As much fun as it is for me to inflict pain on all of you
it's just as much fun to watch you inflict it on each other
And that's why after all this I'm tossing all of you
into a cage match of Mortal Kombat 3
Try not to get blood on the carpet
But don't get cocky! Because only two of you worms gets to
leave these easy games behind and move onto the hard stuff
Where you'll battle to the finish in five new games
all for my amusement. Ha ha ha.
Mua ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HAAAA
So be there June 17th or else I'll-
- Don! Oh thank god you're here!
I thought you got like tricked by like a video game on a string
and it got yanked into an alley and you got bludgeoned by a doppleganger
over the head with a club or something, anyway now that you're
OOWWW-that is a sweet costume dude what the
- Thanks, duuuuuuuudeeeee
- Cool. So anyway, huh, yeah, dopplegangers, alright, look out for them
at whatever party you're going to
Ok! Sweet. Alright, I knew it was you. I'll see you later.
- Laaatterrr, brrraaahhhhhh?
Be there June 17th or your powerpads will be the least-
Hey! You can't cut me off!