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[Intro music]
>> TIFF: Please don't be a desert, please don't be a desert, please don't be a desert! Oooh! The sun's pretty!
>> KYLE: Hey guys! And welcome to Season 2 of Married in Minecraft! Umm...
>> TIFF: [Interrupting] Til Death Do Us Part!
>> KYLE: We're on a hardcore map, and as long as I don't go following someone into caves and die by airborne creepers...
>> TIFF: Til Death Do Us Part! Not Married in Minecraft! That's our YouTube channel! Til Death Do Us Part, you silly!
>> KYLE: Nonono, that's the name of the series. >>TIFF: No!
>> KYLE: And you hit me in hardcore mode!
>> TIFF: Season 2 of Til Death Do Us Part!
>> KYLE: That's not how it works! >> TIFF: Yes it is how it works!
>> KYLE: It's Married in Minecraft.
>> TIFF: Yeah, and it's Season 2 of Til Death Do Us Part. You said, "Season 2 of Married in Minecraft."
>> TIFF: Oooh! We have a village!
>> KYLE: Or Married, or whatever...
>> KYLE: I just, I just think that's cheating, but that's ok. >> TIFF: Again? >>KYLE: Yeah...
>> TIFF: Did you reopen the same seed?
>> KYLE: No, I did a completely different one.
>> TIFF: Did you check to make sure?
>> KYLE: Yeah, I did. Oh hey! We're using a new texture pack!
>> TIFF: John Smith!
>> TIFF: John Smith Legacy, the... umm...
>> TIFF: The... Oh darn it! I forgot it! It'll be down in... in our shoutout box!
>> TIFF: I don't remember the name of it...
>> KYLE: Umm, I wanna build my own house, but lets steal from theirs! >> TIFF: Ok.
>> TIFF: Are we being mean again? Er, am I going to be mean again?
>> KYLE: What do you mean, "again"?
>> TIFF: Killing off those who don't deserve to live.
>> KYLE: Nononono! We're gonna build our own house.
>> TIFF: Well, can we keep these guys for trading?
>> KYLE: Yeah, that's why we're gonna move a little bit away so they don't bother... bother our doors.
>> TIFF: But they're gonna die!
>> TIFF: They get, they get zombiefied!
>> KYLE: They'll go inside their houses, don't worry.
>> TIFF: But zombies can knock down doors!
>> KYLE: They'll make more children, and if we're not standing right next to them, zombies won't spawn.
>> TIFF: They'll make more children?
>> KYLE: Yeah, they'll make more.
>>TIFF: What if they all get zombiefied? Then who am I going to get emeralds from!?
>> KYLE: Hey, come on! We've gotta mine wood!
>> TIFF: I'm getting wheat, ok? So we have food! Goodness gracious!
>> TIFF: So yeah, we are still using tekkit lite for our mod pack. Umm, I know we talked about-
>> KYLE: [Interrupting] Oh... snap... uh, uh...
>> TIFF: What? [pause] Where are you?
>> KYLE: Uh, nothing! I'll just edit that out. >> TIFF: What happened?
>> KYLE: I, ummm, I'll tell you later. It was an accident.
>> TIFF: Okay... You accidentally spawn in something?
>> KYLE: No, I, uh... The menu is there and I'm an admin... >> TIFF: Oh, that's fine.
>> KYLE: I know. I hid the menu.
>> TIFF: Ok. Well I usually hide it too unless I'm looking up stuff.
>> TIFF: But, yeah... So we are still using tekkit lite as our mod pack. I know we-
>> KYLE: [Interrupting] Be careful walking around. There's a lot of sinkholes.
>> TIFF: You're interrupting... Where are you?
>> KYLE: Edge of the town by the village. And I hear zombies... >> TIFF: Which edge? >> KYLE: By the rainforest.
>> TIFF: Umm... Anyways, we are still using tekkit lite as our mod pack. We were talking about switching our mod pack, but we realized, you know, it'd be harder to do...
>> TIFF: Uhh... Every season, so we might switch it up after a while. Maybe after we kill the ender dragon we'll try a new mod pack.
>> TIFF: Umm... And then... So... We decided to try out different texture packs instead!
>> KYLE: Hey Tiff, can you get some torches and bring them to the treehouse?
>> TIFF: Okay. I dunno where the treehouse is...
>> KYLE: Here, I'll give you the coordinates.
>> TIFF: Thank you.
[Ambient music]
>> TIFF: I don't see any torches.
>> KYLE: Uhh, they should have, like, lamps on the posts.
>> TIFF: I don't see any posts.
>> KYLE: What about inside the houses?
>> TIFF: They don't put torches inside the houses.
>> KYLE: Where's my crafting bench?
>> TIFF: Umm... [pause] Oh, I picked it up.
>> KYLE: I needed that!
>> TIFF: Here, you want it?
>> KYLE: No, I'll go make a new one... >> TIFF: Ok.
>> KYLE: I need ladders apparently cause the tree is stupid and doesn't have...
>> TIFF: Vines?
[Ambient music]
>> TIFF: We might have to take refuge inside one of their houses.
>> KYLE: It won't do any good if the houses don't have torches...
>> TIFF: I found a torch! I lied.
>> KYLE: Don't lie! That's bad!
>> TIFF: I didn't mean to... Ooh! There's ladder!
>> TIFF: I'm just raiding this house; the back wall is, like, gone. Move sheep!
[Ambient music]
>> KYLE: So I'm going through all my building supplies-
>> TIFF: [Interrupting] Oh. My word. [pause] Hahaha! That's awesome.
>> TIFF: What? Oh. That was funky. [pause] I'm getting a furnace!
>> KYLE: Uhh, bats are coming out, so... I feel like there's only going to be one episode.
>> TIFF: Why? [pause] Why?! >> KYLE: Why? >> TIFF: Why?
>> TIFF: You left your crafting bench on the floor. >> KYLE: I know. >> TIFF: I'll get it.
>> KYLE: Nono, you have my other one. So that one can go at the foot.
>> TIFF: Can I come up? Ah! I'm stuck! No! Stupid ladder...
>> TIFF: You might wanna put a trap door down. [pause] Cause mobs can use ladders. Just saying.
>> KYLE: Too bad you can't build a retractible ladder, like, you know, a rope ladder...
>> KYLE: So, hey guys! We, uh, we skipped the part where I stayed up all night and built a treehouse, and Tiffany complained how mods didn't work.
>> TIFF: No I didn't! I was doing research!
>> KYLE: You were still complaining.
>> TIFF: No, I was explaining. You just heard it as complaining...
>> KYLE: While I was working.
>> TIFF: Yeah...
>> TIFF: So, the power converter mod, umm, is for converting, umm, IC2 power to BuildCraft power and back.
>> TIFF: Well, we have the conversion for IC2 power to BuildCraft power because, umm, with the electronic, er, electric engines
>> TIFF: But the problem is that we can't convert it back. So, I'm trying to install the Power Converter mod, Power Converter 2-
>> KYLE: AHHH!
>> TIFF: Umm... Hmm... Where'd you go?
>> TIFF: Ok, I thought you fell. [chuckle]
>> KYLE: No, I was building myself an axe. >> TIFF: Ok... Umm...
>> KYLE: I'll go and get a ton of wood to actually start building the rest of... Do you want to work on getting torches and such?
>> TIFF: Yeah, I'll get the... Well, just cut down the wood. Your wood will be able to do the torches. I'm gonna go get sheep.
[Ambient music]
>> TIFF: Oh, creeper! >> KYLE: Ah! Where's he at? Where's he at?
>> TIFF: He's over there. Look!
>> KYLE: These creepers are creepin'- You have a cute face? >> TIFF: I dunno... >> KYLE: AWWW! He does!
>> TIFF: Oh no! It's the cute creeper! [pause] Don't die!
>> KYLE: Come here, cute creeper! You're so cute, yes you are! Awwwww- Die!
>> KYLE: Nonononono! [Boom]
>> TIFF: [gasps] Kyle!
>> KYLE: Ok, ok... That was almost a repeat, but we're good.
>> TIFF: [Laughing] That was-! And that would have been your own fault!
>> KYLE: Well, we need to stop, I need to clean the mess up... Yeah, it's- it's definitely on my desk... Umm...
>> TIFF: What did you do?
>> KYLE: Uhh, yeah... I- I had a heard attack. And I have, like, a half a heart left.
>> TIFF: Nonono! Come here sheep, I want you to die!
>> KYLE: Alright, I'm gonna, uhh, gonna go mine trees.
>> KYLE: We need some, like, golems to appear in the village just so we can kill them.
>> TIFF: I don't think the village is big enough for that. "This village ain't big enough for the two of us!" [pause] Huh? Sorry, I was talking...
>> TIFF: Aww, the ocelot's stuck! Aww, that's a vanilla skin! Well, that's stupid! Come on guys! You can do better that that!
>> TIFF: What am I talking about? I've never done a texture pack! I can't complain...
>> TIFF: Oh, nonono! Why did you-?
>> KYLE: Hey, you're saying bad things about the texture pack? That's, like one less person who'd watch this!
>> TIFF: Sorry! I didn't mean to! [pause] It was a joke, ok? I'm sorry! Please?
>> KYLE: Yeah, I'm glad we left this thing under the tree. I'm gonna build a bridge across.
[Ambient music]
>> TIFF: Come here! [pause] Nonono! Stop running! Ahh!
[Ambient music]
>> KYLE: Alright, from now on I'm going to call this mountain over here "Pen-Holder's Mountain"
>> TIFF: What? [pause] The mountain that I can't see so I think you're making up?
>> KYLE: Yeah... No, it's true! There's a few mountains over there that looks like a dude holding a pen!
>> TIFF: Yay! I have enough! Umm... Well maybe I can start to see it now...
>> KYLE: Number 1 rule in hardcore mode: Look where you leap. Number 2 mode: Don't mess with creepers!
>> TIFF: Number 2 mode, or number 2 rule?
>> TIFF: Uhh, where are you going? >> KYLE: I'm getting wood
>> TIFF: You're gonna die... >> KYLE: No, I won't. >> TIFF: 'kay...
>> TIFF: If you die, I'm gonna laugh.
>> KYLE: You know we've been playing on hardcore mode in our personal world for a little bit?
>> TIFF: What!?
>> KYLE: You didn't know that?
>> TIFF: You're lying...
>> KYLE: No, I'm not...
>> TIFF: Why?
>> KYLE: I was trying to get you acclimated to how dangerous everything was. [pause] Now, that doesn't mean you should be taking risks, Tiffany...
>> TIFF: Oh no! We have a zombie villager! That's stuck in the well... That's hilarious! [chuckles]
>> TIFF: So we have a door now... Oooh! Hello chicken! Goodbye chicken!
>> TIFF: Hot Pockets!
[Outro music]