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Hi, I’m Kerri. I’m Dave, and this is EW’s TV Recaps for
March 19th. Last night was #BOOKGATE on
The Real Housewives of New York City And now that all the ghostwriting dust has
settled I think we can all agree that Carol has
Hit the nail on the head with her Accurate description of Aviva.
Right? Word on the blogs is it that Aviva’s book was actually ghostwrite
And she was accusing Carole of it To deflect and stir drama.
Which is ridiculous because Carole didn’t Use a ghostwriter to write “What Remains.”
Aviva’s lost her Mind. Carole’s been a Journalist for 10-years!
She knows that writing is hard work. And if we learned anything from the author
of “Leggy Blonde” last night
It’s that writing is super easy! It was like emailing - it wasn’t that big
of a deal That’s how War and Peace started out, you
know. LeoTols-ToyStoryFanatic33@hotmail.com penned
this Giant email just nattering on about
France and Russia and sent it to the guy Who sat in the cubicle across from him at
Work and next thing you know they published it as a book!
I was just dying when Aviva allowed The spirit of Kelly Bensimon to take her over.
You’re up here and I’m down here
Oh please Aviva we’ve all heard that. Maybe Kelly Bensimon is your ghost writer.
Quick, someone get Aviva some gummy bears! I can’t decide if Aviva’s name sounds
more Like a fancy dog breed or a kind of bottled
water. But let’s put down our *** wine and say
Something nice about Aviva: she sure knows How to move! Did you see how quickly she unpacked?!?
I moved 8 years ago and I still have Boxes I haven’t unpacked!
She did all that with one leg? Damn.
Wait, you don’t think that Aviva had people Unpack for her and she’s taking all the
credit, do you? No, why would she do that!
Unpacking is so easy. It’s like writing an email.
Besides, I heard that Carole actually had Someone unpack for her when she moved.
Oooooh Aye ya ya ya yay
Before we go on any further We should probably admit to everyone that
Bill Whitworth ghostwrote our entire recap script tonight.
Yeah, and we pitched it Aviva’s publishing house
But they passed on it because they said it needed too much work.
But you should still totally subscribe to our channel and stuff
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