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Todd: We gotta check and see if it's the same over in the ladies' room.
Alex: Yup.
Dawn OK.
Todd: But she's saying the bathroom's terrible, but I'm saying "wait, there's a 5x5
slot right here. You can get in, you can close the door, look
look! Let me see -- there's like a secret exit or something.
Alex: That's probably where we keep
human bodies!
Todd: Exactly!
Dawn: So, you have plenty of room
there, you have a bar ...
Todd: Right. Thing is, you gotta
... You can come in, you can close the
do'. I can open de do. Now
There is a violation here, you want to come see it?
C'mon in. Yeah.
Let's all trap ourselves in the men's room.
Alex: That's the beginning of a story.
Todd: This right here
gotta be able to open it without closing the latch.
Alex: I would be
trapped in here forever.
Todd: That's exactly right! That's why
there's a violation here.
It locks.
[Alex laughs]
Alex: Maybe we are.
Todd: Wait wait. Hold on. Maybe we are trapped.
Alex: Hmmm.
Todd: Really?
[Alex laughs]
Todd: You try to open this. Seriously.
Alex: Are we sure it's in there or ...
Todd: There we go.
Alex: It just needs some brutal pulling.
Dawn: Yeah, it just needs a brutal pulling.
Todd: Yeah, so ...
We've got an example. Here's a DragonCon guest trapped
in a bathroom at the Westin ...
Alex: Worse, it's DragonCon staff trapped in a bathroom at the Westin.
[All laugh]
Dawn: OK, and you've got plenty of room there
Todd: Oh, yeah. Plenty of room to come out.
Now as we approach ... Because when you go to the bathroom
you really should wash your hands, right?.
Alex: Right.
Todd: So here's the thing about washing your hands. Look
what they did, look what they've done here.
Alex: You can't get under it.
Todd: They have the bars here, but there's a clear spot right here.
Alex: Ahhhhh.
Todd: So ...
You get under there.
Alex: God forbid there be more than one of you.
Todd: Yeah. At a time. Because the guy
wouldn't be able to park behind me and wait
Trying to wash the street grime off my hands.
Todd: (singing) Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me ...
Happy birthday dear Todd, happy birthday to you.
Now ...
Are we done? Yeah, we're done.
Now, right here?
... is where the towels are.
Now that's a little high. Technically
... Ehhh ...
It's no more than 48 inches
off the floor. If I were measuring it'd be two or three inches too high.
But ...
That's why the accessible bathroom
... it'll do.
And of course the plunger for Level B
is right under the accessible sink.