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YOUR BEARD SUCKS
(Romain:) Today, we're gonna talk about the French idiom
“rire au nez et à la barbe de quelqu'un.” [“To laugh at somebody's nose (and beard, literally)”]
This video is quite appropriate since...
Since... Dammit, that’s not what’s in the script!
[Sighs]
[Mutters:] Jesus, it’s happening again!
[Whispers:] Answer, god, please answer!
(Benjamin:) Heeello?
(R:) Now I know I was already a pain in the *** about that yesterday,
but... it’s started again, or rather, it hasn’t stopped...
...and I dunno what to do no more...
(B:) Yeah, I know that’s annoying, buddy, but what do you want me to tell ya?
(R:) You must have an advice to give me! Please find an idea!
How do you cope with it? You must have a trick, huh?
(B:) Maybe, I dunno...
Did you try olive oil out?
(R:) Olive oil? Like, for real?
(B:) Well, don’t you think so?
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Jeez, if that doesn’t work, I’mma be a real pain in the *** to him!
(?:) Hey, Monté, how’re you doin’?
(R:) Still that same problem! Still that same *** problem and I really dunno what to do anymore!
(?:) Did you do what I told you to do last time?
(R:) I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about anymore!
(?:) Scissors, that’s the secret! A little snip can change everything!
(R:) Dammit, there must be another solution!
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[Cell phone vibrates]
(R, pissed off:) Hello?
(?:) Yeah, I just heard about your problem...
(R:) Huh?
(?:) Yeah, y'know, I think the solution is obvious, it’s all as clear as crystal:
you’re gonna need a razor, shaving foam and a lotta water!
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(R:) No way!
I gotcha!
I’ll never shave!
Never ever!
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