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Teen girl: Hey can I use the car Tuesday night?
Dad: Yeah.
Teen boy: Hey, can I get the new iphone17s? It's about 12 inches long, super thin with a retina scan.
Mom: No. Uh-uh.
Teen girl: Hey, can I talk to you about *** intercourse?
*Tires screeching*
Teen girl: Hey, can I talk to you about *** intercourse?
*Tires screeching*
Dad: *** whatcourse?!
Mom: What?! Why? When? Are you having sex? With WHO? When? Where? What the --
Teen boy: Focus on the road. Focus on the road, please.
Teen girl: You know how Shelby's dating Taylor, but then he dies, and then his brother comes
out of his coma, and then they start dating,
but then Taylor comes back from the dead like a month later.
And Shelby's pregnant, and she's not sure which twin is the father? ... what do you think about that?
Do you think Shelby should have been on birth control?
I mean, have you ever been on birth control?
Mom: I think it's a good idea for people to use birth control if they're gonna have sex
and don't want to get pregnant. What do you think?
Teen girl: Yeah. Especially if you're having sex with your boyfriend's twin brother who
recently returned from the dead.
Mom: Exactly, and even if your boyfriend is not a twin. What do you know about birth control?
Teen girl: They teach us a little bit about it in school...
Teen: "Mom, did you ever get dumped when you were my age?"
Mom: Um..-
Teen boy: "Wait. Were you even allowed to go out with boys at my age?"
Mom: Oh no squirrel! Duck!
Teen boy: Where's the squirrel? Where's the squirrel?
Mom: It-It's right there! Right there!
Teen boy: I don't see the squirrel...
Mom: Right there! Right there...
Mom: I had a boyfriend at your age and actually, he dumped me. He played the guitar.
It felt like the world ended when he broke up with me and it was hard to see him at school for a while
But then it got better... Did you recently break up with someone?
Teen boy: No, no, not me, my, my friend Jay. He's really upset about this girl...
Teen boy: Do you think gay people should be allowed to get married?
Dad: Sure. If you love someone and you want to make that sort of commitment, absolutely.
It doesn't matter if you're straight or gay.
Teen boy: They're starting a club at my school for gay people and allies. Would you mind if I joined?
Dad: No, I think it would be a great idea. In fact, I'm glad they're starting one.
Do you think a lot of other kids will join?
Teen boy: I don't know. It might be kind of awkward if only a few of us go.
But, I'm pretty sure once it gets started more people are gonna come.
Dad: So, when's your first meeting?
Teen boy: It's actually next Tuesday...