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This is your Humans vs. Zombies survival guide, brought to you by FITV. I'll go over
a few rules with you to effectively deal with and survive the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
The higher-ups have prevented me from showing examples to you in gloriously graphic detail,
so I've been forced to represent the carnage using kiddy animations and gratuitously placed
censor bars. God help us all. Rule 1: Cardio. The zombies can t turn you if they can t catch
you. Keep in mind that you can t run forever though. Rule 2: Stealth. Never stay in one
spot too long and don t depend on any hiding spot too heavily. The difference between living
and not living is knowing when you ve been compromised. Rule 3: Safety in Numbers. you
should develop close friendships so you can multiply your strength's as a group. Don't
get attached, however, as any of your comrades who fail to pull their weight may make delicious
entrees for the undead. And last but not least, Rule 4: Be Alert at All Times. You never know
when someone's going to pop out of a corner, a bush, or from above, and get you. With that
for what's left of humanity!