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[RoboSoft 3 narrating] "Mr. Warner fired Microsoft Sam for being four hours late for work...
...and Sam filed a lawsuit against Mr. Warner and davemadson productions inc.,
alleging wrongful termination and overreaching authority.
Sam sought control of the studio and an injunction barring Radar Overseer Scotty from returning.
Meanwhile, back in the studio,
Dave, with help from Microsoft Anna, handled the difficult task of directing."
[Anna] I hope Sam isn't too rough on Mr. Warner in court, Dave.
[Dave] No matter what happens, Anna, he should learn his place.
[Anna] I understand, Dave.
Then let's get this show on the road!
Roll camera!
Cue shield!
Two WB shields?
Two shields are better than one.
Three shields?
Three shields to the wind.
For it's one, two, three shields and you're out.
At the old ballgame.
Four shields?
Looks like a clover.
I'm looking over a four-shield clover that I overlooked before.
Five shields.
Must be a new rank in the Army.
Instead of a five-star general, they now have a five-shield general!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ahem!
You wish to speak, Dave?
Yes, Jimmy.
Aren't you going overboard with the shield?
You wanted to spice things up.
Can we help it if the shield is multiplying like rabbits?
How many shields do you really need, Dave?
Just one.
One?
One?
One?
One?
Yes, one!
Now look here, my friends...
THE SHIELD SHOULD DISPLAY "WB," YOU UNDERSTAND? "WB!"
Take it easy, Dave.
You know things are difficult with Scotty not here.
Stay
cool.
Uh-oh!
Tantrum
is
coming
on!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
WHEN THE HELL ARE SAM, SCOTTY AND MR. WARNER COMING BACK?
I'M CRACKING UP WITH THESE *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***!!
[BOOM!!]
Are you all right, Dave?
I'm just getting anxious for the court case to settle, Abby.
[Abby] That's all right, Dave.
I still love you.
We're right behind you all the way.
Excuse me, am I interrupting?
Not really, Officer Flanigan.
What's up?
Sam and Mr. Warner have decided to settle out of court.
They settled out of court?
What was the decision?
Mr. Warner apologized to Sam for his rash decision and Sam agreed to drop the case.
Is Scotty coming back?
Well, yes and no.
Sam's still seeking an injunction barring Scotty from working here.
Take it easy, Beulah.
You know Sam can't stand between you and Scotty.
Stay
cool.
Uh-oh!
Tantrum
is
coming
on.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
MICROSOFT SAM, YOU KNOW i LOVE SCOTTY AND YOU CAN'T KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME!
IF YOU BAN HIM FROM HERE I'LL BEAT YOU UP
YOU *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***!!
[BOOM!!]
Are you okay, Beulah?
I'm all right, Abby.
Why should anyone stand in the path of true love?
Beulah, you know I won't let Sam break us up for anything.
[Beulah] Scotty! Am I glad to see you!
[Kissing]
[Beulah] I love you, Scotty.
[Scotty] I love you too, Beulah.
Ah, love.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
Don't worry, Mr. Warner.
Someday you'll find the right one for you.
Sam will be here later.
He's undergoing psychiatric therapy.
I hope they declare Sam fit to return.
I sure miss him.
I'm sure he'll be all right, Anna.
We're just glad you're back, Mr. Warner.
And it's great to be back.
Same here.
[Anna] Sam, I'm so glad you're back.
I missed you.
[Sam] I missed you too, Anna.
Shall I get to the shield zooms again, Sam?
I guess so, Scotty.
I just couldn't see myself getting you banned from here.
Go to it!
As good as done, Mein Kapitaen!
Uh, Scotty?
Yeah, Sam?
The shield is supposed to display "WB" and ONLY "WB," you dig?
Take it easy on Scotty, Sam.
Do as he says, Sam.
Yessir.
***!
STOP CALLING ME AN ***, YOU SONOFABITCH!
SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!
Come on now, Sam!
What is it about Scotty and Beulah being together that you disapprove of?
It's because Scotty's a dime-a-dozen bum
and Beulah could lose her soul if she marries him, that's what!
How dare you insult my boyfriend, Sam!
Apologize!
Never!
I order you two to break up and never date each other again, or you're both fired!
You're out of your mind, Sam!
I'm not a dime-a-dozen bum!
You are too a dime-a-dozen bum!
[Scotty] I am not!
[Sam] You are too!
[Scotty] I am not!
[Sam] You are too!
[Scotty] I am not!
[Sam] You are too!
He's not a dime-a-dozen bum, Sam!
Beulah and I love each other and if we have to, we'll elope!
Microsoft Sam, if you stop Scotty and Beulah from marrying, I'm calling the cops!
I oughta send the Devil and She-Devil after you!
Just try it!
[ViD Theme}
Not the Devil and She-Devil again!
[Devil] Yes, it's us again, davemadson.
[She-Devil] You can't keep us away for long, can you?
Microsoft Sam, get rid of these infernal beasties or I'll call on God and the Angel to beat them back!
Not so fast, Dave!
I refuse to allow Scotty and Beulah to marry and that's that!
Now you're talking our language, Microsoft Sam!
Break-ups and divorces are two of our favorite activities.
What's going on here?
Are these two infernal imps bothering you again?
Sam coaxed them into coming.
He's biased against Scotty and Beulah getting hitched, that's all.
I'm not biased, Dave.
I'm opposed to their getting hitched, that's all.
You are TOO biased, Microsoft Sam!
If Scotty and I wanna marry, then so be it!
Stop them, Devil and She-Devil!
We'd only be too happy to do that.
Ask anything you want and it shall be granted.
If Scotty and Beulah elope, *** all over them!
DIsgusting!
If they do that, they'll feel My Wrath!
[Devil] S-C-A-N-D-A-L-O-U-S!
Put them all together and they spell SCANDALOUS!
Shall we let them have it?
[She-Devil] Let's do it! Bombs away!
[PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP]
Gugh! Not on me, you imps!
Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwww!
[Barfing]
You filth!
Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwww!
[Barfing]
There's no justification for this at all!
Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwww!
[Barfing]
One of these days, Devil and She-Devil!
Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwww!
[Barfing]
Foulest of the foul!
Take that, infernal soilers!
[LOUD CRASH!!]
[Devil] Ouch! Not another hard landing!
[She-Devil] May Microsoft Sam throw a tantrum over this!
Oh, my aching sphincter!
OW-W-W-W-W-W!
Sam, Beulah, Scotty and Dave are all cleaned up now.
You may resume your video.
Good riddance to bad rubbish!
[Devil] Oh sphincter!
Uh-oh!
Methinks I goofed again!
Youthinks right, Scotty.
The set's all out of order.
It's all mixed up.
[Anna] Do you think we can fix up the mix-up, Dave?
[Dave] Later, Anna.
Right now, let's all go out for lunch.
Where to, Dave?
Where else?
[Scotty] Oh anorexia!