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-Woohoo.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: Hi, I'm Brendan Halloran.
EVANY ROSEN: Evany Rosen.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: That's who she is.
EVANY ROSEN: That's who I am.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: You're sweating.
EVANY ROSEN: I know, I had to run from behind a weird wall
to get here.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: Evany got stuck behind a wall and
couldn't figure out how to get away from the wall.
The Beat Shell writes, "What about women in other
dimensions.
Are they bearded too, or is there, like, a hairy armpit
dimension and a hairy legs dimension, et cetera." I can't
really speak to that.
I don't know.
Is there a female mustache dimension?"
EVANY ROSEN: It just has sexy, androgynous women with
mustaches who smoke and wear pinstripes.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: There's like guys in one dimension.
And then, in a separate dimension,
girls in one dimension.
EVANY ROSEN: Yeah, the clean-shaven dimension is the
only dimension that anyone can reproduce in--
the human way.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: And then, do those two dimensions, like,
meet at a dance at the end of the summer.
EVANY ROSEN: But sometimes they try sneak across the lake
of a wormhole to get freaky.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: Yeah, to go on *** raids.
EVANY ROSEN: Yeah, a bunch of French, mustachioed ladies
show up at the goatee dimension.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: Yeah, and then the goatee dimension's,
like ugh, these women are hideous.
EVANY ROSEN: Take her underpants.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: The next one is from Elrich Fate.
He writes, "Funniest episode yet-- swear to God.
Also, she already knows it, but I feel
it needs to be said.
Evany Rosen, you're a gorgeous woman.
I'd like to hang out with you sometime."
EVANY ROSEN: Elrich Fate.
I feel like he would take me on a mystical date.
There would be a volcano and some kind of jewelry that
needed to be destroyed.
I'd have to wear some kind of Mists of Avalon type outfit
and ride a white horse into a frightening wood.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: This just sounds like
what you want to do.
EVANY ROSEN: I've been waiting for an Elrich Fate to come
along for a long time, you know what I'm saying?
BRENDAN HALLORAN: Yes, perhaps he could be the one.
Cool hat.
EVANY ROSEN: Thanks.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: DavrosDaleks1 says, "My only
regret was the lack of Roarke in the episode.
What did she called the bearded Darby?
I had trouble hearing." This one.
This one.
EVANY ROSEN: She said, bye, Lemmy Darby.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: Lemmy Darby.
EVANY ROSEN: That's his name.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: Lemmy is the lead singer of Motorhead.
Rogueu51 says, "That was kind of funny, but it didn't really
seem like an episode of the show.
It seemed more like a time filler gag reel type video.
Not impressed with this episode."
EVANY ROSEN: Harsh.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: Harsh.
You're not impressed with this?
This doesn't feel real to you?
This doesn't feel like a real episode?
EVANY ROSEN: This doesn't feel real?
BRENDAN HALLORAN: This is as real as it gets.
Is it really, really small?
EVANY ROSEN: Yeah, it's really small.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: Well, I don't care for you.
EVANY ROSEN: Yeah, it's that guy.
Here's your Cosmo, sir.
Afrukless says more "More Scott Yamamura impressions."
I've done it numerous times--
almost every video.
You get to a Scott Yamamura impression.
Big, big man that's just like always happy.
Like, ehh, baby!
Give me some lines.
Just feed me some Yamamura's.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: Say, oh yeah, you do.
EVANY ROSEN: Oh, yeah, you do.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: Now pretend Scott just saw something that
he's really into.
EVANY ROSEN: Oh, yeah.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: You've only got to master one move.
It all comes out one thing.
And it's this.
Ooh, yeah, yeah, all right, man, this is awesome.
EVANY ROSEN: Baby!
BRENDAN HALLORAN: Mmm, Jonesing writes--
so if their dimension--
EVANY ROSEN: How many M's were there?
BRENDAN HALLORAN: Three.
"So if their dimension is the clean-shaven dimension, and
Brad has a mustache, then what does he look like in the
mustache dimension?
EVANY ROSEN: His skin just turns inside out.
It's horrific.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: Yeah, body's on the outside and the skin is
on the inside.
EVANY ROSEN: You think women don't
like him in our dimension.
Wait until he's inside out, literally.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: He only gets more unappealing.
And he's still a jerk.
Thank you so much for watching.
Thank you so much for commenting.
Check out our YouTube channel.
We have a couple of videos on there that are of importance.
Please share the show.
Face time our show.
EVANY ROSEN: Face time the show.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: Face time the show.
EVANY ROSEN: Where's your dad?
Probably not in the same city as you.
BRENDAN HALLORAN: Face time.
EVANY ROSEN: Face time, tell him what's up.
Tell him to watch "Space Janitors."
BRENDAN HALLORAN: On the phone, and go, and then flip
the camera.
Have it ready to go the other side.
Boom, flip the camera, he's watching the show.
EVANY ROSEN: That's good technology speak.
MARF: Goatee dimension is a bunch of ***.
You know, some of the other dimensions are
pretty cool, though.
DARBY: What's the ponytail dimension?
MARF: Oh, the ponytail dimension is great.
Those guys tell really long stories.
But they're always super interesting.
DARBY: Yeah?
MARF: Yeah.
I got a chart, if you want to look at it.
Runs you down on everything.
DARBY: Cool
MARF: Thin mustache dimension is really cool.
DARBY: Yeah, what's that?
MARF: It's like lace.
It's the lace dimension.
DARBY: Really?
You just wear lace all the time.
MARF: Lotta lace.
DARBY: What's the unibrow dimension?
MARF: Unibrow dimension is wicked.
It's the wrestling dimension.
DARBY: Really?
MARF: Yeah, everyone wrestles each other.
DARBY: All the time?
MARF: Constantly.
They never get anything done.
Their whole civilization is a mess.
DARBY: Really?
MARF: What's the soul patch dimension?
MARF: Soul patch dimension.
Easy, poetry dimension.
A lot of beatniks.
A lot of cool cafes, big cups, though.
DARBY: Very in touch with their feelings.
MARF: Yeah.
DARBY: What's the male pattern baldness dimension?
MARF: Male pattern baldness dimension is actually, oddly
enough, the extreme confidence dimension.
Yeah, but I feel like it's put on a bit.
DARBY: I gotta see this map.
MARF: I don't feel like it's real.
I got it in my quarters.
Do you want to come to my quarters?
DARBY: [LAUGH]