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Welcome to Nostalgia Komrade.
Today we are looking an RED.
RED is about Bruce Willis getting old.
I guess he was so pissed off that the old action buddies substituted
him with young Jason Statham that he decided to shoot his own movie, with blackjack and
hookers with John Malkovich.
The movies is actually entertaining and dynamic, but since it involves
Russian secret agents, we’re going to pick kranberries!
The first one. A Russian bear. WHY? I have plenty of friends who are hunters,
travelling to very remote spots of Russians wild forest, and they never
saw a live bear. What’s the purpose of this bas-relief?
Wow, the interface is in russian. At last!
Wait. What’s that? The movie was shot in 2010, why couldn’t they just
google the correct image?! This one looks like a cross between Nazi airforce
and a french car.
Why is it so damp there? And dingy? Embassy building are usually provided
by the host country. Were Americans too cheap to give a good one?
I have no idea what he just said.
And of course, ***
Wow… perhaps I was too early to praise Willis for perfect Russian
in my Jackal review. He said “I would owe you one” in a language
more close to Armenian. Difference between Armenian and Russian is
like that of English and Arabic.
He is doing progress, I can now distinguish words.
In general, that’s a great movie. Go see it if haven’t.
This completes this review. See you next time.