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- PREVIOUSLY ON BELOW DECK...
- SOMETIMES I'M NOT SURE
YOUR BOYFRIEND'S REAL, ADRIENNE.
- WHY?
- I DON'T KNOW. HE JUST SEEMS LIKE A MYTH.
- NO. HE EXISTS.
COOPER IS MY BOYFRIEND.
HE'S AN AMAZING GUY.
- SO DID YOU MAKE OUT WITH CJ?
- YES.
I'M STARTING TO REGRET A LITTLE BIT,
HOOKING UP WITH CJ.
- HE OBVIOUSLY HAS FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU.
DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM?
- ABSOLUTELY NOT.
- HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS DRINK?
WHEN WE'RE ON CHARTER, YOU DON'T DRINK.
IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
- SIMON AND HIS WIFE
ARE PREVIOUS CHARTER CLIENTS OF MINE.
HE'S FUN AND CLASSY.
[horn blows]
- LIKE, YOU DON'T SHOW UP ON A [bleep] BOAT
WITH LITERALLY 50 GARMENTS
THAT NEED TO BE PRESSED.
- YOU DON'T GET IT. IT'S YOUR JOB.
- IT'S LIKE WHITE TRASH RICH PEOPLE.
- MY SAKE IS NOW HOT.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- THIS ISN'T GOOD.
COMPLETELY OVERWHELMING.
HEY, CJ!
- KAT'S BEEN DRINKING.
THAT'S NOT TOO TOUGH TO FIGURE OUT.
- KAT WANTS TO GO TO THE BAR.
- I'M CONCERNED THAT SHE'S GONNA LOSE HER JOB.
AND--
BUT I GUESS THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA HAVE TO HAPPEN.
[sniffles]
[upbeat music]
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KAT, SAM'S UPSTAIRS DOING YOUR JOB RIGHT NOW.
I WOULD LIKE FOR HER TO BE IN BED.
- OKAY, FINE, I'LL HAVE HER GO TO BED.
- I'LL BE RIGHT UP THERE. I'VE BEEN DOING DISHES.
- NO, I'LL HAVE HER GO TO BED.
- I KNOW WHAT KAT'S LIKE WHEN SHE'S DRINKING.
I'VE SEEN HER BEHAVIOR BEFORE.
IT'S INCREDIBLY SIMILAR TO WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
- WHERE--WHERE'D SHE GO?
- I'M RIGHT HERE. - OH, OKAY.
- BUT DO YOU WANT SAM?
- NO, NO, NO, I WANT YOU.
- TO BE DRINKING WHILE WE'RE ON CHARTER
WITH GUESTS ON BOARD
IS ALMOST AN UNFORGIVABLE OFFENSE.
- YOU GOT--
- NO, I'M JUST SAYING--
- OH, HOW MANY ccs ARE THOSE?
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- THEY'RE FAKE ***.
HELLO. - STOP.
- THEY'RE 350s?
- I GOT A TEN-YEAR WARRANTY ON 'EM, SO IF YOU WANT TO--
- WHOA, WHOA, THOSE AREN'T YOUR--
- YEAH. HELL, YEAH. - REALLY?
- YEAH, REALLY.
- GET ME THE BRIGHTEST FLASHLIGHT YOU CAN GET.
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING. IT'S SO COOL.
DO YOU HAVE A BRA ON, OR ARE YOU JUST WEARING THE TOP?
- YEAH, I HAVE A BRA ON. - OH, JEEZ.
IS HE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
- REIN YOU BACK IN, BABE.
- I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU GUYS THE NEATEST THING.
- KAT IS EITHER HAMMERED OR ON SOMETHING.
THE COMBINATION BETWEEN THAT
AND THE GUESTS BEING REALLY INAPPROPRIATE,
I THINK WE NEED TO GET KAT OFF THE FLOOR.
- IS THIS INAPPROPRIATE?
- IT'S COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE. - NO, IT'S NOT.
- NOT HAPPENING. NOT HAPPENING.
- ALL RIGHT. YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE.
- ARE YOU LIKE A DAVID AT A WEDDING?
- ALL RIGHT. I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.
AND I'M WALKING AWAY 'CAUSE I'M GONNA HATE HIM FOR THAT ONE.
[bleep] YOU.
- NOW KAT-- SHE'S NOT ACTING HERSELF.
- IT DOESN'T MATTER.
- BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE CHARTER GUEST SIMON
IS DEFINITELY TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HER.
AND HE'S JUST BEING A BIT OF A PIG.
- *** IS A LITTLE BIRD,
JUST SO YOU KNOW.
- WHAT? - WHAT'S A LITTLE BIRD?
- ***. - ***, YEAH.
I GOT A *** AND BOOBIE APP ON MY PHONE.
YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
- [laughs] - NO, I'M SERIOUS.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
- WELL, THEY WERE JUST BEING-- HE WAS JUST BEING
REALLY, LIKE, TO BE HONEST, A CHAUVINISTIC PIG.
AND, LIKE... - OKAY.
- TALKING ABOUT HER ***
AND TRYING TO GET A FLASHLIGHT TO, LIKE, SHOW--
SEE THE SILICONE BAGS AND JUST REALLY SICK STUFF.
AND THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF IT, YOU KNOW.
- OKAY, WELL, THEY DON'T PULL THAT [bleep] ON ME.
- OH, I KNOW, BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE DOING,
AND I COULD JUST SEE THE DIRECTION.
- I KNOW SIMON. I KNOW HIM.
AND I KNOW THAT HE MEANS WELL.
AND THOUGH HE MIGHT PICK AT A SCAB,
HE'S NOT GOING TO BE THE KIND OF PERSON
THAT WILL EVER, EVER,
EVER MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF.
I MEAN, HE'S SILLY AND GOOFY AND RIDICULOUS AND PERVERSE,
ALL OF THOSE THINGS.
WHICH ARE PART OF THE REASONS WHY I LOVE HIM
AND THINK HE'S A GREAT GUY.
- I THINK THERE WERE DEFINITELY
LINES BEING CROSSED, AND ADRIENNE
NEEDS TO SORT THIS PROBLEM OUT.
WE HAVE TO LOOK OUT FOR HER, YOU KNOW?
- RIGHT. - JUST GO TALK TO HER.
SHE'S IN HER ROOM. SHE'S KIND OF UPSET, WHATEVER.
- YEAH, THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW.
- NO, NO, NO, IT'S FINE.
I'M SURE HE'S A LOVELY GUY, BUT I JUST--
- NO, NO, NO, NO, I'M NOT EVEN WORRIED ABOUT THAT.
- [bleep], DUDE, I AM SO TIRED.
- I KNOW. I AM TOO.
I DON'T KNOW, I DO HAVE A LOT TO SAY TO YOU
BECAUSE I DO CARE ABOUT YOU VERY MUCH.
- WELL, SAY IT.
- WELL, I WAS JUST GONNA SAY
THAT I, YOU KNOW, DO CARE ABOUT YOU A LOT,
AND THAT'S WHY I LOOK OUT FOR YOU
AND MAKE YOU CEREAL IN THE MORNING.
AND IT DOESN'T MAKE IT MUCH EASIER
THAT I AM VERY ATTRACTED TO YOU ON MANY DIFFERENT LEVELS.
WILL YOU LOOK AT ME, SO I KNOW
THAT YOU'RE NOT ROLLING YOUR EYES.
- YOU WEREN'T EVEN LOOKING AT ME.
- I'M LOOKING RIGHT HERE. - NUH-UH.
YOU WERE PLAYING WITH YOUR FINGERNAILS.
- TELL ME ONE THING. AM I A PERFECT GENTLEMAN?
OKAY, AM I A GENTLEMAN? [laughs]
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PERFECT.
- UM--
- MINUS THE CRAZY, WOULD I MAKE A KICK-*** BOYFRIEND?
- MM, MAYBE TO SOMEONE.
- SAM, YOU CAN DOWNPLAY IT
ALL YOU WANT TO RIGHT NOW.
GO AHEAD, IT'S WHAT YOU DO. - NO, IT'S NOT WHAT I DO.
- YOU ACT ONE WAY, AND THEN YOU SAY ANOTHER.
- HOW AM I ACTING AGAINST WHAT I'M SAYING?
- 'CAUSE I KNOW HOW YOU ACT WHEN WE'RE ALONE,
AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING RIGHT NOW,
AND THE TWO THINGS DON'T MATCH UP VERY WELL.
- I JUST DON'T THINK
THAT IT WAS EVER ANYTHING SERIOUS TO BEGIN WITH.
AND IT'D BE NO DIFFERENT THAN ME, LIKE,
BEING DRUNK AND MAKING OUT WITH, SAY, ANYONE.
- JESUS CHRIST, I'M BEING ALL NICE,
AND YOU'RE JUST ALL-- [snaps]
- I'M NOT BEING MEAN. I'M JUST BEING HONEST.
- MM-KAY.
NO MAKING YOU YOGURT AND FRUIT IN THE MORNING...
- WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN. - NO, NO.
YOU CAN STILL DO ALL THAT. EXCUSE ME.
- I'M POINTING OUT ALL THE STUFF THAT I DO
THAT I THINK IS VERY GENTLEMANLY-LIKE.
- PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN AFTER YOU PEE
WHEN YOU LIVE WITH A GIRL IS NOT BEING
A PERFECT GENTLEMAN, THAT'S BEING A HUMAN.
ALL RIGHT? - [laughs]
HOLLY AND YOU WOULD DEFINITELY
SEE EYE-TO-EYE ON THAT COMMENT.
- LOVE YOU. - LOVE YOU TOO.
SO YOU WANT STRAWBERRIES OR BLUEBERRIES
IN YOUR YOGURT TOMORROW MORNING?
- BOTH. [both chuckle]
- WELL, NOW THAT I'M THOROUGHLY AWAKE
FROM THAT CONVERSATION,
I'M GONNA GO HAVE A CIGARETTE.
- SO WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S GOING ON?
- I WAS JUST TIRED AND WANTED TO GO TO BED.
- YOU'RE GOING TO BED, AND YOU'RE NOT
ON LATE SERVICE ANYMORE? - NO.
- SO YOU'RE LEAVING IT TO ME TO DO IT?
- NO. LET ME GET UP.
- IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, THAT'S FINE.
- NO, I'M GETTING MY *** UP. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
- AND I'M NOT [bleep] LEAVING YOU IN LATE SERVICE.
I AM ON LATE SERVICE.
AND IT'S NO PROBLEM.
I'M JUST REALLY OFFENDED.
I'M JUST-- - I DON'T--
- DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME?
THE WHOLE CONVERSATION UP THERE.
HE'S LIKE, "HEY, KAT, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
"LET'S, YOU KNOW, GET A FLASHLIGHT
AND, YOU KNOW, WE CAN LOOK AT MY ***, WHATEVER AND--"
[stammers] I'M AN EMOTIONAL--
- TELL HIM TO LEAVE YOU ALONE.
YOU'RE A STRONG WOMAN. YOU CAN DO THAT.
TELL HIM TO LEAVE YOU ALONE.
- BUT YOU DON'T WANNA-- - HE CAN'T CONTROL YOUR ACTIONS.
SO DON'T LET HIM.
- NO, PEOPLE CAN'T CONTROL MY ACTIONS,
BUT THEY CAN DEFINITELY INPUT INTO MY BRAIN
AS TO WHAT I THINK IS RIGHT. - OKAY.
I DIDN'T HEAR THE CONVERSATION,
SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
SIMON CAN BE A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE SOMETIMES,
BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR HER BEHAVIOR.
THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE GOING ON,
AND I NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT.
- [crying] - KAT...
I WANT TO ASK YOU A QUESTION,
AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE MAD AT ME FOR ASKING YOU THIS.
- OKAY, ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT.
- HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? - NO!
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- I'M ASKING YOU.
- I AM TELLING YOU THE FRICKIN' TRUTH.
NO, I HAVE NOT BEEN DRINKING.
SO I'M GONNA GO TO BED. - YES.
- IF YOU DON'T WANT TO, I CAN CLEAN MYSELF UP AND GO UP.
- GO TO BED. - OKAY.
IS, UM, WHAT ARE THE GU--
WHAT ARE THE GUESTS THINKING? - I DON'T KNOW.
THEY DON'T KNOW. IT'S FINE. - [sighs]
- WAS THIS ABOUT ME? - NO.
JUST GO TO BED.
- LOVE? HEY.
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE UP THERE.
HE'S BEING A PIG, OKAY?
THEY'RE BEING [bleep] CHAUVINISTS.
I DON'T THINK THEY DESERVE YOU, TO BE HONEST.
IF KAT'S BEEN DRINKING TONIGHT, IT IS BAD.
AND IT'S EVEN WORSE
IF EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING,
INCLUDING THE CHARTER GUESTS.
YOU KNOW, IT'S CRAZY.
I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK ON CHARTER.
I'D JUST STAY HERE IF I WERE YOU.
I'D JUST STAY HERE IF I WERE YOU.
- HOW WAS DINNER LAST NIGHT?
- DINNER-- DINNER WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL.
YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY THEY SURPRISED ME.
- YEAH, YOU HAD WHAT, ONE-HOUR NOTICE TO...
- YEAH. - START FROM SCRATCH
AFTER THE GALLEY WAS ALL CLEANED UP?
- YEAH, WHICH WAS A PAIN IN THE ***.
- YES, THAT'S-- - I'M NOT GONNA LIE.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY LOVED IT, AND THEY APPRECIATE STUFF LIKE THAT.
- YEAH. - PEOPLE APPRECIATE THAT.
SO, YOU KNOW, AND THAT'S WHAT WE DO, RIGHT?
BUT THERE WAS A BIT OF AN INCIDENT LAST NIGHT WITH KAT.
I JUST FELT LIKE ONE OF THE CHARTER GUESTS
WAS BEING A BIT, YOU KNOW-- IT WAS JUST REALLY ***.
YOU KNOW, HE WAS TREATING HER LIKE A *** BASICALLY.
AND SHE WAS GETTING ALL EMOTIONAL FOR WHATEVER REASON.
I GOT NO IDEA.
YEAH.
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?
- UM, I THINK SHE JUST WANTS TO PLEASE EVERYBODY,
AND SOMETIMES SHE PUTS PLEASING PEOPLE
BEFORE, LIKE, HER OWN SELF-RESPECT.
- I AGREE. - YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT'S A GOOD WAY OF PUTTING IT.
YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT BEING A SHRINK?
[laughter]
- GOOD MORNING, DARLING.
- HI. GOOD MORNING. - [laughs]
- I LIKE THAT JACKET.
- YOU LOOK LIKE A RAY OF SUNSHINE.
- WHAT'S ON MY MIND RIGHT NOW
IS WHAT ALL MY CREW MEMBERS
ARE SAYING AND THINKING ABOUT ME
BECAUSE OF LAST NIGHT.
- YEAH, YOU ARE REALLY CHIPPER THIS MORNING.
- HEY, YOU KNOW, WHEN LIFE
GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LEMONADE.
AND OF COURSE BECAUSE OF MY PARTY HISTORY,
EVERYONE JUST ASSUMED THAT I'D BEEN DRINKING,
WHICH IS TOTALLY WRONG.
I DON'T DRINK WHEN WE'RE ON CHARTER.
AND MY BIGGEST FEAR IS GOING HOME.
ARE YOU OKAY?
YOU SEEM LIKE SOMETHING'S OFF TODAY.
- I'M MISERABLE TODAY BECAUSE I KNOW
SHE'S GOING TO LOSE HER JOB,
AND I'M NOT GONNA HAVE HER HERE ANYMORE.
- I THINK YOU LOOK GREAT.
WHAT TIME DID YOU GET TO BED?
- UH, I DON'T KNOW.
I STOPPED WATCHING THE CLOCK.
- WERE THEY PRETTY TIPSY, OR THEY--
- OH, MY GOSH.
"WERE THEY PRETTY TIPSY?" YEAH.
- ROCK AND ROLL. - GOOD?
- YEAH, YOU'RE GOOD. YOU LOOK GOOD.
- FABULOUS.
THE HALF-AND-HALF IS RIGHT THERE WITH SIMON.
OR DID YOU WANT THE VANILLA? - OKAY. NO, NO.
- I'M ON POINT?
I ACTUALLY DID DO A PROJECT FOR NASA
WHEN I WAS IN MY SENIOR YEAR.
- SHE'S, LIKE, AN ENGINEER. YOU KNEW THAT.
- I DESIGNED THE AVIONICS MOUND STRUCTURE
FOR THE ARES I ROCKET. - WELL, THERE YOU GO.
- ISN'T THAT SWEET? - THAT IS SWEET.
- I ALMOST FEEL BAD ASKING YOU FOR A PELLEGRINO.
- [laughs] - ALMOST THOUGH.
- I WILL GET YOU THAT PELLEGRINO WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE.
- COFFEE IS HOT THIS MORNING. - THANK YOU.
- I'M NOT REALLY SURPRISED
THAT ADRIENNE AND SIMON ARE FRIENDS
BECAUSE SIMON'S A ***, AND ADRIENNE IS A SCUMBAG.
AND TOGETHER, THEY MAKE A BAG OF...
SCUMMY ***.
- HEY, HOW YOU DOING, LOVE?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - GREAT.
- DID YOU GET ANY SLEEP?
- UH, YEAH, OF COURSE--
LIKE, 5 HOURS MAYBE, 4 1/2 HOURS.
- YEAH, I DIDN'T GET MUCH AT ALL.
HOW'D THE CREPES GO THIS MORNING?
- GOOD. - AWESOME.
HOW'S KAT THIS MORNING?
- [laughs]
UH, SHE'S FINE, I THINK.
YEAH. [laughs]
- AWESOME. I'LL BE BACK.
- LATER.
[indistinct chatter]
- ARE YOU OKAY?
YOU SEEM LIKE SOMETHING'S OFF TODAY.
WHAT'S OFF?
DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?
OKAY.
- I'M MISERABLE TODAY
BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO.
I KNOW THAT EITHER I HAVE TO TELL LEE
WHAT'S GOING ON, OR SHE HAS TO.
I'M MORE CONCERNED THAT SHE'S GONNA LOSE HER JOB
AND THAT I'M NOT GONNA HAVE HER HERE ANYMORE.
[rock music]
- EVERYBODY IN POSITION.
READY ON THE FLOOR DECK.
- READY WHEN YOU ARE, CAPTAIN.
- LET'S GO. - OKAY, START HEAVING.
ONCE IT GOES STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN,
YOU'LL SEE A BIG CLOUD OF SAND.
NOW WE GOT A GUST OF WIND THAT'S PUSHING THE BOAT BACK.
- I SEE IT.
- OOH, BUBBA.
- 30-KNOT GUST.
- KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING.
UNTIL YOU HEAR IT "KADUNK."
I THINK THE WORST TYPE OF MANAGEMENT IN YACHTING
AND LEADERSHIP IS MICROMANAGING.
THERE'S A LOT OF MICROMANAGERS OUT THERE
THAT JUST STAND THERE LIKE THIS AND LIKE,
"OH, YEAH, YOU DO THIS, YOU DO THAT,
YOU DO THIS, YOU DO THAT. NO, YOU DIDN'T DO THIS RIGHT."
RATHER THAN HELPING THEM, SHOWING THEM
HOW TO DO IT RIGHT AND SAY, "YOU DID A GREAT JOB."
'CAUSE PEOPLE LIKE GRATITUDE.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR SOMEONE,
THEY'LL SHOW IT BACK TO YOU.
- OKAY. - IS THE ANCHOR HOME OR NOT?
- ANCHOR SECURED. CLEAR MANEUVER.
GOOD JOB, EDDIE.
[upbeat music]
- PORT DE PLAISANCE, PORT DE PLAISANCE.
I JUST WANTED YOU TO BE ADVISED WE'RE GONNA COME IN
AND MAKE A STARBOARD SIDE TO APPROACH.
- 10 METERS PORT SIDE.
[overlapping chatter]
- I'M JUST GONNA GO IN AND TRY AND GET
THIS THING ONTO THE DOCK AS QUICKLY AS I CAN.
PICK UP ON THE BOWLINE, ALEKS.
ALL RIGHT, LOCK IT IN.
OKAY, LET'S GET ALL THE CREW ON THE AFT DECK, PLEASE.
- WAIT. ALL OF OUR SHOES ARE OUT THERE.
- ALL THE SHOES ARE OUT THERE.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING.
- YEAH. YOU'RE INCREDIBLE.
- [laughs]
- I CAN'T SEE IT, BUT I CAN TOUCH IT.
- ALL RIGHT, DAVE, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A HUG.
- I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON, MY FRIEND.
- ALL RIGHT, WAIT, YOU GUYS ALL GOT MY CARD, RIGHT?
WHEN YOU COME TO JERSEY, I WANT YOU TO COME SEE STEVE.
- BYE. TAKE CARE.
- SIR, AM I ALLOWED TO HUG A CAPTAIN?
- ABSOLUTELY. - I LOVE IT.
MY MAN. - WELL, THANK YOU.
- NO, THANK YOU.
TAKE CARE OF EVERYBODY. YOUR CREW WAS GREAT.
all: BYE. - SEE YOU, GUYS.
THANKS, GUYS. - THANKS SO MUCH.
- HE'S TAKING PICTURES.
- THESE GUESTS ARE ADRIENNE'S FRIENDS.
IF I GO TO A RESTAURANT AND MY FRIEND'S BARTENDING
OR SERVING, I EXPECT A HIGHER LEVEL OF SERVICE,
WHICH WE GAVE THEM A HIGHER LEVEL OF SERVICE.
I'M EXPECTING A, YOU KNOW, A PRETTY SOLID TIP.
OH, THAT'S MUCH BETTER. THANK YOU.
- OKAY. TIP?
10 LARGE.
KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE, THERE'S $900 EACH.
- I KNOW THAT EVERYBODY ELSE'S REACTION
IS A LITTLE BIT DISAPPOINTED.
THIS IS NORMAL.
I MEAN, THIS IS A NORMAL TIP.
RIGHT NOW, THEY'RE JUST--
THEY'RE FINDING THINGS TO *** ABOUT.
- I THOUGHT THESE GUYS WERE ADRIENNE'S FRIENDS.
TO ME, THIS TIP IS LIKE A "C."
I FEEL LIKE I BENT OVER BACKWARDS FOR THESE PEOPLE,
BUT, I MEAN, MAYBE WE WEREN'T UP TO PAR.
- ANYBODY THAT DOESN'T TRUST THEMSELVES,
NEEDS THEIRS PUT IN A SAFE, LET ME KNOW.
- I SHOULD HAVE ASKED YOU TO DO THAT LAST TIME
'CAUSE I GOT NOTHING LEFT OVER.
- THERE'S A NEWS FLASH. - SHUT UP.
- OKAY, LET'S GO TO WORK.
- I LOVE IT WHEN THE GUESTS LEAVE.
IT'S GREAT, BUT THEN AT THE SAME TIME, A LOT OF WORK.
WE GOT TO CLEAN THE BOAT AND GET EVERYTHING
BACK TO SHIPSHAPE AGAIN.
- YOU GO LIKE THIS.
- [bleep] KAT'S OVER HERE,
MOONING ME AND EVERYTHING.
- [laughs]
- I'M GLAD SIMON HAD A GOOD TIME.
NOW, I'M LEFT WITH THIS MESS WITH KAT.
I'M NOT SURE HOW I'M GONNA FIX THIS.
- LIKE, I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T REALLY
TALK WITH, UM, ADRIENNE.
SHE'S ONLY A YEAR OLDER THAN ME,
BUT I WOULD'VE THOUGHT SHE WAS OLDER.
AND SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND.
AND I DON'T KNOW IF SHE UNDERSTANDS--
- UM, CAN I JUST TELL YOU?
- YEAH, TELL ME.
- UM...
- YOU DON'T?
- I THINK HE'S [bleep] FAKE.
- YOU THINK SHE HAS A FAKE BOYFRIEND?
- HE'S MADE-UP. YOU KNOW?
- SHE GOT A TEXT MESSAGE THE OTHER DAY,
AND IT SAID HIS NAME ON IT.
- IT SAID "COOPER"? - YEAH.
- ADRIENNE TRIES SO HARD
TO BE THIS PERSON THAT SHE'S NOT.
HOW DO YOU KNOW, LIKE, COOPER
IS NOT HER [bleep] BROTHER?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I DON'T THINK HE'S REAL.
COOPER IS HIS LAST NAME. - IT IS.
OKAY, THEN THAT'S-- - WHICH IS FURTHERMORE STRANGE
BECAUSE WHO CALLS THEIR BOYFRIEND BY THEIR LAST NAME?
HMM? - IT IS STRANGE.
- IT'S VERY STRANGE.
- IT'S STRANGE. YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT IS STRANGE.
- I HAVE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU.
- HERE WE GO. BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELT.
- I KNOW THAT YOU HAD ALCOHOL IN YOUR ROOM LAST NIGHT.
I KNOW THAT YOU WERE DRINKING.
- I'M LIVING WITH THE DEVIL.
- I'M HERE IF YOU NEED ME.
- I DEFINITELY DON'T NEED YOU.
- [British accent] IS THAT WHAT YOU FANCY?
- YEAH, SO WE HAVE TO GO *** OUT THE WINE INVENTORY.
WE'VE ALREADY DONE ALL THE BEDS.
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT
"YOU KNOW WHO" HAS BEEN DOING.
- SHE'S BEEN MAKING LISTS.
- [laughs] LISTS FOR ME AND YOU TO DO.
both: HEY! - GOOD TO SEE YOU IN HERE.
- WE'RE REALLY DISCUSSING WHAT WE'VE JUST DONE.
- I HAVE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU.
- HUSTLE, SAM.
WHAT THE [bleep] IS TAKING YOU SO LONG?
HERE WE GO. BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELT.
- SARCASM AND BULL[bleep], PLEASE,
CAN WE JUST CUT IT OUT? - MM-HMM.
- IF YOU WANT FREE TIME TOMORROW,
AS I'M SURE WE ALL DO BECAUSE I DO--
MY FREE TIME IS DEPENDENT
ON WHAT WE GET DONE AS A GROUP.
I CAN'T GO SCREW OFF AND DO WHAT I WANT TO DO
IF YOU GUYS ARE STILL HERE WORKING.
WHAT I'M ASKING FOR IS INPUT
ON HOW WE CAN MAKE THIS SITUATION BETTER.
- HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF HAVING
TWO PEOPLE ROTATE,
WE HAVE
THREE PEOPLE ROTATING?
I'M NOT JUST GONNA SIT THERE WHILE SHE, LIKE,
BEAMS ME WITH HER LASER EYES.
I'M GONNA TALK BACK TO HER AND,
LIKE, LET HER KNOW THAT SHE'S JUST BEING RIDICULOUS,
AND SHE REALLY NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO LEAD BY EXAMPLE.
INSTEAD OF JUST HAVING, LIKE,
WHOEVER'S EARLY BE ON LAUNDRY
AND WHOEVER'S LATE BE ON SERVICE,
AND THEN THE MIDDLE PERSON JUST, LIKE...
- *** AROUND. - *** AROUND.
- FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T APPRECIATE THE TERM
"DICKING AROUND."
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I DO ALL DAY LONG.
TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THAT
IS NOT THE JOB YOU WANT TO BE DOING.
- WHY DON'T YOU LET ME DECIDE THE JOB THAT I WANT TO DO?
- BECAUSE I'M YOUR BOSS.
- ADRIENNE, WE CAN'T GROW EXTRA LIMBS.
WE ARE DOING OUR BEST, AND THAT'S IT.
I CAN'T DO BETTER THAN MY BEST.
TRY TO GET BETTER THAN MY BEST OUT OF ME.
IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING HERE?
DO YOU THINK I'M JUST, LIKE, DAWDLING AROUND
'CAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO?
- EVERYBODY'S IN THE SAME BOAT HERE, LITERALLY.
- THE JOB IS GETTING DONE.
SHE'S GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
I FIND HER SITTING ON HER *** SO FREQUENTLY,
LIKE, WRITING LISTS OF THINGS THAT ARE UNNECESSARY.
AND KAT AND I ARE EXHAUSTED.
I'M NOT THE ONE SITTING HERE WITH THIS MEETING,
*** THAT WE'RE NOT DOING A GOOD JOB.
- I'M NOT ***.
I'M TRYING TO COME UP WITH A SOLUTION.
I'M SAYING WE'RE NOT GETTING THINGS DONE.
HOW DO WE FIX IT?
WHAT ON EARTH MAKES THESE TWO CHILDREN
THINK THAT IT'S OKAY TO TREAT
THEIR SUPERVISOR THAT WAY?
LET ALONE SOMEONE THEY LIVE AND WORK WITH EVERY SINGLE DAY.
ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE,
I'M AWARE OF A SITUATION THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY.
I'M REALLY DISAPPOINTED.
I'M REALLY CONFLICTED.
I KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO. I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO.
AND AS YOUR BOSS, I'M UPSET.
- WITH US?
- JUST SAY WHAT IT IS THAT YOU NEED TO SAY 'CAUSE--
- I KNOW THAT YOU HAD ALCOHOL IN YOUR ROOM LAST NIGHT.
I KNOW THAT YOU WERE DRINKING.
I DON'T WANT ANY EXCUSES, PLEASE.
I KNOW THAT YOU WERE DRINKING.
DON'T LIE TO ME.
YOU DID ONCE ALREADY. - [exhales]
- I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS.
- OKAY.
- SO THERE'S NO WAY TO HIDE IT.
CLEARLY, YOUR BEHAVIOR WAS INFLUENCED.
YOU WERE DOING THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING ON CHARTER.
- OKAY.
- I'M GIVING YOU THE OPTION TO GO
TO LEE YOURSELF AND TELL HIM,
OR I GO TO HIM AND TELL HIM.
THIS IS WHY I'VE BEEN IN A [bleep] MOOD,
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M GONNA DO,
HOW I'M GONNA TELL YOU, AND WHAT I'M GONNA SAY.
- YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO ME,
JUST COME RIGHT TO ME AND SAY IT.
IT JUST MAKES THINGS AWKWARD WHEN YOU DON'T.
- SO WHAT DO WE DO?
- I'LL JUST GO TELL LEE.
- TELL HIM WHAT?
- CAN I BE EXCUSED? THIS IS NOT BETWEEN--
THIS IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS IS WHAT IT IS.
- GO AHEAD. - THANK YOU. GREAT.
- FOR THE RECORD, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT WAS.
- THEN TELL ME WHAT IT WAS.
- IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT I WANT TO DISCUSS.
I'LL JUST GO AND TALK TO THE CAPTAIN MYSELF.
- OKAY.
I'M HERE IF YOU NEED ME.
- I DEFINITELY DON'T NEED YOU.
- JUST A MINUTE NOW, I NEED TO GET IN THE SHOWER.
- YEAH, CAN I GRAB MY MAKEUP OUT OF HERE?
- YEAH, YEAH. GO AHEAD.
- I LOVE YOU. AW.
DON'T TRY TO KISS ME NOW!
GET OUT OF HERE. OW!
CJ'S IN LOVE WITH ME,
AND HE WANTS ME ALL TO HIMSELF.
- OH!
- I'M NOT GONNA LIE, I LIKE THE ATTENTION.
BUT I JUST WISH IT WAS COMING FROM SOMEBODY ELSE,
NOT CJ. [chuckles]
My HAND IS GONNA HONESTLY BE BRUISED.
My HAND IS GONNA HONESTLY BE BRUISED.
- OKAY, WELL, LET'S GO OUT HERE THEN.
- OKAY. - IT'LL MAKE IT EASIER.
- OKAY.
SO THERE IS CONCERN FROM ADRIENNE
THAT MY BEHAVIOR LAST NIGHT
WAS SUBSTANCE-RELATED, ALCOHOL.
- WHAT BEHAVIOR MIGHT THAT BE? I DIDN'T HEAR.
- I GOT EMOTIONAL WITH THE GUESTS,
AND THEN THERE WAS A COMMENT MADE.
THEY WANTED MY *** TO BE PUT ON A FLASHLIGHT,
SO YOU COULD SEE THROUGH.
- AT NO TIME SHOULD THEY BE DISCUSSING
ABOUT GETTING A FLASHLIGHT AND WANTING
TO SEE IMPLANTS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
THAT'S JUST OUT OF LINE. - I AGREE.
BEN SAID SOMETHING ABOUT IT, LOOKING OUT FOR ME.
AND I JUST GOT EMOTIONAL
AND DIDN'T HANDLE THE SITUATION VERY WELL.
ADRIENNE SAID TO ME-- SHE SAID,
"KAT, I'D PREFER YOU NOT CARRY ON WITH SERVICE."
AND I SAID, "I WANT TO CARRY ON WITH SERVICE."
- ADRIENNE MADE THE RIGHT CALL.
THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS.
YOU ARE NOT TO BE THE RECIPIENT
OF THEIR LEWD COMMENTS OR JOKES.
THAT'S OVER THE LINE.
- I DON'T FEEL AS THOUGH EVERYBODY NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT,
YOU KNOW, MY MENTAL HEALTH OR WHATEVER.
SO, EXCUSE ME, I'M A LITTLE EMBARRASSED
THAT I HAVE TO DO THIS.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT. - [crying]
I AM PRESCRIBED ANXIETY MEDICATION, WHICH I TOOK.
AND IT MADE ME SEEM LOOPY.
- IT'S A PRESCRIBED MEDICATION? - YES, IT IS.
- AND HOW OFTEN DO YOU TAKE THAT?
- ONCE A DAY MAYBE.
- DOES IT NORMALLY MAKE YOU LOOPY?
- NO, I-I JUST TOOK
MORE THAN I ACTUALLY SHOULD HAVE.
- HAD YOU BEEN DRINKING?
- NO. NO. - OKAY.
WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS, I'LL TALK TO ADRIENNE.
- YOU WANT ME TO GRAB HER?
- YEAH. WOULD YOU? - SURE.
I'VE HAD ANXIETY EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER.
I DO GET HELP FOR IT
BECAUSE IT INTERFERES WITH MY DAILY ROUTINE.
IT'S SAD, AND IT'S NOT SOMETHING
THAT I WOULD WISH ON ANYBODY.
- [yawns]
- SO, ADRIENNE SAT US DOWN
TO HAVE THIS GRAND MEETING.
IT WAS JUST, LIKE, THIS BIG DEAL
THAT WE HAD TO HAVE THIS SERIOUS MEETING.
AND WHEN WE GET TO THE MEETING,
WE JUST BICKER FOR, LIKE, AT LEAST 15 MINUTES.
- [laughs] LIKE WHAT?
GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE, LIKE, OF THE BACK AND FORTH.
- SHE SAID WE'RE NOT DOING A GOOD ENOUGH JOB
OR WHATEVER, AND EVERYTHING'S NOT GETTING DONE.
AND I'M LIKE, "WELL, EVERYTHING IS ACTUALLY GETTING--
- AND THEN YOU BOTH STARTED BICKERING AT HER.
- WELL, YEAH, IN SO MANY WORDS OR WHATEVER, OKAY.
SO, WHILE I'M STILL SITTING THERE,
SHE CALLS OUT KAT FOR
HAVING BEEN DRINKING LAST NIGHT, RIGHT?
- [groans] - AND SHE'S LIKE,
"EVERYBODY KNOWS.
"YOU'VE PUT ME IN A BAD POSITION.
I'M DISAPPOINTED. WAH, WAH, WAH."
AND I'M LIKE, "WELL, I HAD NO IDEA.
"BUT THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW NOW,
IN FRONT OF KAT."
- SO, DOES THE CAPTAIN KNOW, THEN?
- I DON'T KNOW. BUT, I MEAN,
LIKE, BEFORE I LEFT, THEY DISCUSSED,
LIKE, KAT'S TERMINATION. - HUH?
- AND THAT'S WHY I'M WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED.
- I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH KAT THEN.
THAT'S THE FIRST I'VE HEARD OF IT.
- YEAH. - WHY DON'T WE JUST ALL GO--
- I MEAN I KNEW SHE WAS WASTED, BUT IT WAS THE FIRST
I KNEW THE CAPTAIN WAS GONNA FIND OUT.
I MEAN, I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS WASTED.
IT WAS KIND OF A LOGICAL-- - IT WAS LOGICAL.
- I DON'T KNOW. TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU,
I KNEW SHE WAS DRINKING AND I JUST DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
- IT'S [bleep] OBVIOUS. - YEAH.
SHE'S ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHERE IT'S, LIKE,
SHE HAS, YOU KNOW, 2 OR 15.
YOU SEE IT RIGHT OFF THE BAT. - YEAH, RIGHT?
- YOU KNOW, YOU JUST SEE IT.
- THE ACCENT--'CAUSE THE ACCENT JUST COMES OUT.
- AND THE ACCENT COMES OUT, THANK YOU.
- SHE JUST GETS A LITTLE BIT DRUNK--
BOOM, THAT RHODE ISLAND ACCENT,
WHICH JUST FLOATS IN THERE,
LIKE A MACK TRUCK.
[laughter]
- ADRIENNE? - WHAT?
- CAN YOU COME UP HERE? - YEAH.
- CAPTAIN'S GONNA SPEAK WITH BOTH OF US.
- OKAY.
- KAT JUST TOLD ME ABOUT HER EXPERIENCE LAST NIGHT,
AND I TOLD HER THAT I THOUGHT YOU HANDLED IT WELL
AND SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE CONTINUED WITH SERVICE.
TWO THINGS I WANT TO SEE HAPPEN.
I WANT YOU TO VERIFY YOUR PRESCRIPTION
BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW THAT THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
I WANT TO KNOW THE DOSAGE.
I REALLY WOULDN'T WANT A REPEAT PERFORMANCE OF THIS.
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?
- I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I ASKED YOU POINT-BLANK
LAST NIGHT WHAT WAS GOING ON,
AND IF YOU WERE ON SOMETHING OR IF YOU WERE DRINKING
OR IF THERE WAS ANYTHING HAPPENING,
AND YOU FLAT-OUT LIED TO ME, APPARENTLY.
AND THAT IS PRETTY UNACCEPTABLE TO ME.
- I WAS EMBARRASSED.
- WITH KAT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE.
IT'S OBVIOUS TO ME THAT SHE WAS DRINKING.
"PILLS" DON'T DO WHAT SHE'S DOING.
- WHATEVER YOU TOOK, WHATEVER YOU DRANK,
WHATEVER IT WAS THAT HAPPENED,
THAT WAS A CHOICE.
- [sighs] OH, GOD. OKAY.
ADRIENNE DOESN'T GIVE A [bleep].
ALL ADRIENNE IS CONCERNED ABOUT
IS BEING THE CHIEF NAZI.
- I DON'T WANT INTIMATE INTERACTION
OF ANY SORT WITH THE CLIENTS.
HORSE IS DEAD, LET'S NOT KICK IT.
WE'RE DONE HERE.
- OKAY, GOOD. [chuckles]
- NOW, YOU GUYS GOT A NIGHT OUT COMING.
SO, ENJOY. - I'M NOT GOING OUT.
- ALL RIGHT? - THANKS, CAPTAIN.
- YOU BET. - THANK YOU.
- CAPTAIN LEE UNDERSTANDS THE SITUATION.
I HATE ADRIENNE FOR THIS.
AND EVERYONE HAS TO KNOW ABOUT IT NOW.
- I KNOW I MIGHT NOT BE YOUR FAVORITE PERSON RIGHT NOW.
- THE WORST PART ABOUT IT IS ADRIENNE IS MY ROOMMATE.
I'M LIVING WITH THE DEVIL.
- AT THIS POINT, I'M GOING TO LET IT BE
WHAT IT IS BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE
IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAT SHE ADDRESS THIS
AND THE BEHAVIOR NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I HOPE SHE SEES THAT I STILL HAVE HER BACK,
EVEN THOUGH THIS HAPPENED.
- I'M [bleep] UP. - I CAN'T HEAR IT ANYMORE.
- I'M PARTIALLY DRUNK.
- DO NOT ENCOURAGE THIS.
- DO IT, KAT.
- GO GET IT. GO GET IT, KAT.
[overlapping chatter] - SAM.
- OH, MY GOD, CJ,
JUST LEAVE ME THE [bleep] ALONE.
- HEY, ROOMIE.
- WHO DARES ME TO EAT THIS EYEBALL?
- I DO. - DO YOU WANT TO EAT THIS ONE?
- IF YOU INSIST.
- HERE COME HERE, LET FEED THIS TO YOU.
- OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THAT.
- COME HERE. - UGH!
- EAT IT! - OH MY GOD, ALEKS.
EW, THAT IS SO [bleep] GNARLY.
OH, MY GOD. EW. [laughs]
- AAH!
- I CAN LITERALLY HEAR IT CRUNCHING FROM OVER HERE.
- THAT ONE'S A LITTLE MORE THICKER.
- [laughs] OH, MY GOD. - THAT IS HYSTERICAL.
- THAT WAS A PEARL, I THINK.
[computer ringing]
- HELLO?
- HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
- OH, THERE THEY ARE. HEY!
- I KICKED YOUR DAD'S *** AT GOLF TODAY, I WILL SAY THAT.
- HOW COME WE HAVE TO CONFERENCE WITH YOU
TO GET TO TALK TO YOU?
- OH, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I'M DEFINITELY LONELY.
I'M MISSING HOME, MISSING FAMILY...
ALL RIGHT, I LOVE YOU. - BYE.
- MISSING THE PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND WHO I AM.
- SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
- THIS HAS BEEN A RIDICULOUS TRIP.
MY STRESS LEVEL IS SO MUCH HIGHER
THAN EVER, EVER, EVER BEFORE.
MY BOYFRIEND, HE'S IN THE CORPORATE WORLD
AND HE MANAGES PEOPLE TOO.
AND SO I FEEL LIKE
HE'S ALWAYS BEEN AMAZING AT GIVING ME ADVICE.
TODAY WAS A REALLY LONG DAY.
LIKE, I'VE HAD ISSUES WITH THE GIRLS
AND WITH MY LEADERSHIP ABILITY WITH THEM.
AND, LIKE, THEY DON'T REALLY RESPECT ME
OR GIVE A [bleep] ABOUT WHAT I SAY
OR CARE ABOUT ANYTHING.
IT'S JUST BEEN ME BANGING MY HEAD INTO A WALL
'CAUSE I STILL HAVE A JOB THAT I HAVE TO GET DONE.
- YOU KNOW, PART OF THIS WHOLE SITUATION
HAS A PARTY LIFESTYLE, YOU KNOW.
- OH, SO ADRIENNE SKYPES WITH HER "BOYFRIEND."
HMM, SO I GUESS HE'S NOT COMPLETELY FAKE.
- I MEAN, THERE'S PEOPLE THAT ARE IN YOUR INDUSTRY
THAT ARE JUST THERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
SO, YOU'VE GOT TO KIND OF PLAY ALONG
WITH THAT AND PLACATE THAT A LITTLE BIT AS WELL.
- REALLY? YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?
- THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS IF YOU'RE GONNA BE
IN A MANAGEMENT ROLE ON YACHTS GOING FORWARD,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH
THOSE TYPES OF PEOPLE ALL THE TIME.
AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND WAYS TO MOTIVATE THEM, YOU KNOW?
OR NOT, AND YOU MAKE UP THE SLACK SOMEHOW.
- I'M PRETTY DISAPPOINTED.
HE'S JUST NOT VERY GOOD EMOTIONAL SUPPORT RIGHT NOW.
- THE WRONG PLAY IS TO CREATE
SOME SORT OF, YOU KNOW, DRAMA.
- I REALLY DON'T CARE TO LISTEN TO THIS AT ALL.
- OKAY, I'LL TAKE THAT TO HER.
- NOT UP HERE.
I DON'T WANT TO BE UP HERE ANYMORE.
- ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.
- THAT'S WHY YOU CAN NEVER GET ANYWHERE ELSE.
- I KNOW. ALL RIGHT, HONEY, I LOVE YOU.
- TOO MUCH? - DUDE, WHAT IS TOO MUCH, MAN?
- WE CLEANED THE BOAT.
WE ORGANIZED THE BOAT. AND NOW WE GET TO GO OUT.
- EVERYBODY. - EVERYBODY BUT ME?
- I WANT TO DAY DRINK AND DO ACTIVITIES TOMORROW,
AND NOT GO OUT TOMORROW NIGHT.
- YOU'RE GOING TO THE SOGGY DOLLAR?
- I'M GOING TO THE SOGGY DOLLAR FOR, LIKE, A DRINK.
- I DEFINITELY THINK IT'S IN KAT'S BEST INTEREST
TO KEEP IT LOW-KEY TONIGHT.
[blow-dryer whirring]
- I REALIZE EVERYONE'S GOING OUT,
AND I JUST PHYSICALLY COULD NOT
LET THE PARTY GO ON WITHOUT MY PRESENCE.
[techno music]
- ONE, TWO, THREE!
- [cheering]
- ARE YOU TRYING TO STAY AWAY FROM HER?
- I'D LOVE TO GO SIT AT THAT TABLE.
BUT I'M SORRY, I DON'T WANT TO ASSOCIATE MYSELF WITH HER.
SHE STABBED ME IN THE BACK, AND SHE WOULDN'T--
AND, LIKE, I COULDN'T EVEN EXPLAIN MYSELF TO HER.
DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRASSING IT IS TO GO TELL,
LIKE, "CAPTAIN, I'M SORRY BUT,
"LIKE, I HAVE ANXIETY ISSUES.
AND I HAVE TO TAKE MEDICATION FOR THAT."
I WASN'T DRINKING. - I THINK YOU'RE FINE.
JUST STAY STRONG 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT
A LOT OF PEOPLE BEHIND YOU. - YOU KNOW WHAT?
SHE'S [bleep] PICKING ON ME!
AND I JUST NEED TO LET IT GO, BE MYSELF.
BUT I DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE
TO ASSOCIATE MYSELF WITH HER.
I JUST WANT TO SIT BACK, RELAX,
FORGET ABOUT ALL THE BULL[bleep],
AND TRY AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.
- DID SHE REALLY DRINK, ON CHARTER?
- YOU SAW HER BEHAVIOR LAST NIGHT.
- WELL, I WAS RIGHT THERE WITH HER AND SIMON.
- I DON'T WANT HER TO DESTROY HER PROFESSIONAL LIFE.
LAST NIGHT WAS JUST UNACCEPTABLE.
- DARLING, COULD I JUST HAVE A SHOT OF PATRON?
- LAST NIGHT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT IT'S HAPPENED
ON THE BOAT, WHERE IT AFFECTED THE GUESTS.
- YEAH, SHE'S GOOD AT WHAT SHE DOES,
BUT SHE'S-- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT SHE NEEDS, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
- SHE'S BRINGING THIS ON HERSELF.
AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
AND NOW I'M IN A POSITION
THAT'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME,
TO HAVE TO REPRIMAND HER. - YEAH.
- I JUST FEEL LIKE SUCH AN [bleep]HOLE.
TODAY WAS ONE OF THE WORST DAYS
THAT I'VE HAD ON THIS TRIP.
- AND WHAT ABOUT SAM? - I DON'T KNOW.
AS OF THIS MEETING THIS AFTERNOON,
I DON'T KNOW.
- SOMETHING'S GONNA HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW,
ON THIS NEXT CHARTER.
SHE NEEDS TO REALLY, REALLY FIGURE IT OUT.
SUCK IT UP.
RELEASE YOUR EGO.
SOMETHING NEEDS TO GET WORKED OUT.
- EXCUSE ME. - HELLO.
- SAM. BONNIE? - DONNIE.
- DONNIE, GOOD TO MEET YOU.
[overlapping chatter]
JESUS, CJ, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
- HEY, ROOMIE.
SO, YOU KNOW WE'RE COUSINS? - REALLY?
- DID SHE TELL YOU THAT YET? - NO.
- HI, I'M CJ.
GOOD TO MEET YOU. AND YOUR NAME WAS?
- DONNIE. - JOHNNY.
- DONNIE. - DONNIE?
JOHNNY AND DONNIE, THIS IS GETTING EASIER BY THE MINUTE.
AND YOU ARE? - AARON.
- AARON. JOHNNY, DONNIE, AND AARON.
VERY NICE, EASY. - HOW YOU DOING?
- I'VE BEEN BASICALLY SAILING MY WHOLE LIFE.
BUT I'VE BEEN ALSO-- - [snickering]
- REALLY? IS THAT FUNNY FOR YOU?
- [laughs] - SHE LOVES IT.
- BUT BASICALLY, I'M A CRUISER, NOT A YACHTIE.
- YOU'RE SUCH A GIVER, CJ. - I AM A GIVER.
I'LL JUST GIVE ALL NIGHT LONG. - YEAH, YEAH.
I LITERALLY HAVE GOT TO DITCH CJ COMPLETELY,
IN ORDER TO GET HIM TO STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND
LIKE A LITTLE, SAD, LOST PUPPY DOG.
- THERE YOU GO, NICE.
- HEY.
THERE ARE A HUNDRED OTHER GIRLS HERE
THAT HE COULD TALK TO.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE FEELS THE NEED
TO BE ATTACHED TO MY HIP.
- LEE!
- WHO'S THAT GUY? - YOU MADE IT OUT.
- LOOK AT THAT FROSTY OLD MAN.
- I'M [bleep] UP. [laughs]
- I'M PARTIALLY DRUNK.
- IT'S JUST KIND OF BEEN A SNOWBALL EFFECT,
WHERE, YOU KNOW, I STARTED OUT
DRINKING UNDERAGE.
AND THEN I'VE CARRIED IT UP UNTIL,
YOU KNOW, YACHTING IS KNOWN FOR DRINKING.
AND IT ACTUALLY, REALLY HASN'T
GOTTEN OUT OF CONTROL UNTIL I GOT INTO BOATING.
WHAT DO I GET IF I DO THE POLE?
AND I NEED-- I NEED SOME SUCTION CUPS.
- DO NOT ENCOURAGE THIS.
- DO IT, KAT! - GO GET IT!
GO GET IT, KAT!
[cheers and applause]
- IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE IS ENCOURAGING
KAT'S BEHAVIOR RIGHT NOW.
- COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT, KAT!
- IT'S CLEAR TO ME THAT SHE HAS
A SUBSTANCE ABUSE ISSUE.
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG THERE.
AND I DON'T REALLY WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT.
- WRAP YOUR LEG. WRAP YOUR LEG. THERE YOU GO.
- WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP?
- WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP?
- SO WHY ARE YOU IN ST. THOMAS RIGHT NOW?
- OH, MY GOD, CJ.
JUST LEAVE ME THE [bleep] ALONE.
- CAN I GET A PRESIDENTE
AND A *** SODA, SPLASH OF CRAN?
THAT WAS NOT WHAT SHE WAS DRINKING.
WHERE'S SAM?
I HAVE A COCKTAIL FOR HER.
- WHATEVER, CJ. - NO, NO, STOP, STOP, STOP.
- JUST LET ME OUT.
- ALL RIGHT.
- CJ IS JUST NOT GETTING IT.
I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM WITH HIM.
HE'S GOING TO BE PESTERING ME
AND ASKING ME WHAT'S WRONG AND GOING CRAZY
AND TRYING TO *** ME AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE.
AND I JUST WANT TO RUN AND HIDE AND JUST GO TO BED.
AND I JUST WANT TO RUN AND HIDE AND JUST GO TO BED.
- AND I THINK MY RELATIONSHIP WITH SAM IS GOING REALLY WELL.
WE DEFINITELY HAVE DIFFERENT PERSONALITY TYPES,
WHERE SHE IS VERY, VERY CHILL,
AND I AM VERY, VERY HIGH OCTANE.
IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE'RE DATING WITHOUT THE SEX.
[laughs]
CAN I TUCK YOU IN THOUGH?
TUCK, TUCK, TUCK.
TUCK, TUCK, TUCK.
[sighs]
- NEXT TIME ON BELOW DECK...
- IS THAT MY RAZOR? - PROBABLY.
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SHAVE WITH THAT?
- THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHY I'M USING IT.
- I THINK Y'ALL JUST NEED TO GET MARRIED WHILE WE'RE ON--
[laughter]
- THE CAPTAIN COULD ACTUALLY MARRY YOU.
- COULD WE DO IT?
- I JUST HOPE THEY DON'T WANT A CAKE.
- LET'S GO FISHING.
THE CONDITIONS ARE PRETTY ROUGH.
A COUPLE OF THE GUESTS ARE WONDERING IF YOU HAD
THOSE SEASICKNESS BANDS.
PEOPLE ARE FEELING QUEASY, BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT
GONNA BE PUKING ON MY BOAT.
- WELL, I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU IF YOU WOULD
CONSIDER SWITCHING ROOMS WITH ME.
- I'LL THINK ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?
- OKAY.
- NOT ANYMORE.
- WHAT DO YOU NEED?
- ADRIENNE, ADRIENNE, DAVE.
- I JUST FEEL LIKE I'VE FAILED MISERABLY.