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[Captioning sponsored by CBS
and THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]
( screaming )
EVERY TIME I DROP BY
IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING.
WHAT IS IT?
A GUN, RIGHT THERE UNDER YOUR PILLOW.
IT'S NOT THE PYTHON, MOM.
IT'S JUST A GUN.
JUST A GUN?
HOW CAN YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT
WITH YOUR HEAD ON A GUN?
TECHNICALLY, I SLEEP ON A PILLOW.
WHAT KIND OF A PERSON SLEEPS ON A GUN?
I COULD NEVER LIVE LIKE THIS.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
YOU KNOW, A LOT OF WOMEN MY AGE--
THEIR WORST FEAR IS A REST HOME.
MY WORST FEAR IS HAVING
TO BE DEPENDENT ON YOU, EDNA.
♪ YOU KNOW SOMETHING IS WRONG ♪
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♪ YOU KEEP MOVING ALONG ♪
♪ BUT SOMETHING'S OUT THERE ♪
♪ YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S AT ♪
♪ BUT YOU KNOW FOR A FACT ♪
♪ THAT SOMETHING'S OUT THERE ♪
♪ SOMETHING IS OUT THERE ♪
♪ SOMETHING IS OUT THERE ♪
♪ WAITING FOR YOU. ♪
Edna: LET ME TELL L YOU ABOUT MIAMI.Q
IT IS NOBODY'S HOMETOWN.
ASK PEOPLE WHO'VE@EEN HERE 30 YEARS
WHERE THEY COME FROM.
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THEY DON'T SAY MIAMI.
THEY NAME THE PLACE THEY LEFT--
NEW YORK, HAVANA, PORT-AU-PRINCE, YOU CALL IT--
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ANYWHERE BUT MIAMI.
I ADMIT I USED TO BE DISTURBED
BY THIS LACK OF LOYALTY AND CIVIC PRIDE
BUT THEN AS TIME WENT BY, I THOUGHT, WHAT THE HECK.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAKE A CLAIM TO A PLACE
IN ORDER TO LOVE IT.
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YOU JUST HAVE TO WANT TO LIVE HERE
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES.
Man: Good morning. Miami police.
HI. EDNA BUCHANAN, MIAMI TRIBUNE.
WHAT'S GOING ON N OVER THER?
Woman: Metro Dade police.
HI. THIS IS EDNA.
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WHAT'S GOING OH OVER THERE?
We got a 40.
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I'M ON MY WAY.
Man: LET'S KEEP THOSE PEOPLE '#F THE BEACH!
GET THEM OFF THE BEACH!
ESE GENTE, FUERA DE LA PLAYA.
LET'S SECURE THE PERIMETER!
SECURE THE PERIMETER!
HEY, MARTY.
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EDNA, WHO INVITED YOU?
I KNOW YOU MEANT TO.
DON'T APOLOGIZE.
MY FEELINGS AREN'T HURT.
MINI-MART TAKEOVER GUYS?
ARMED WITH SEMI-AUTOMATICS AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE.
POP YOUR HEAD UP.
LET'S DETERMINE THE EXTENT OF THEIR FIREPOWER.
MARTY, WHO ELSE DELIVERS NUTRITION
TO CRIME SCENES?
COFFEE? DOUGHNUTS?
DECAF?
IT SAYS SO RIGHT ON THE LID.
I DON'T DRINK DECAF.
TRUST ME. SWITCH.
I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU.
YOU'RE A MIGHTY JITTERY MAN.
YOU JITTER ME, EDNA, NOT COFFEE.
FRONT WINDOW!
Officer: YES, SIR. RIGHT AWAY.
GIVE ME A DOUGHNUT. JELLY.
OH, MIGHTY SLOPPY POLICE WORK, MARTY.
Officer: THERE'S SOME MOVEMENT INSIDE.
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
ESTA ES LA POLICIA.
VENGAN AFUERA CON LAS MANOS ARRIBA.
Marty: HOLD YOUR FIRE.
I DON'T WANT ANYONE HURT.
Officer: CODE THREE. ALL CLEAR.
NO SUSPECTS ON THE PREMISES.
CODE THREE. ALL CLEAR.
NO SUSPECTS ON THE PREMISES.
THE OTHER ARMED SUSPECTS, MARTY--
WHAT ARE THEY
A WHIPPET AND A COCKATOO?
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.
Man: MIAMI SAYS NO TO GAMBLING!
Woman: KEEP THE CASINOS OUT OF MIAMI!
Man: TAKE THAT GAMBLING OUT OF HERE!
WE DON'T WANT IT IN FLORIDA!
TAKE IT BACK TO ATLANTIC CITY!
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE UP.
Woman: SCARFA, YOU STINK!
NO GAMBLING IN FLORIDA!
NO CASINOS IN FLORIDA!
SCARFA, STAY OUT!
COME ON, LET'S GO.
SCARFA MAKES ME BARFA!
Woman: FEED SCARFA TO THE ALLIGATORS!
Scarfa: SAY YES TO GAMBLING.
WE DON'T WANT GAMBLING.
WE DON'T WANT YOU.
WE DON'T WANT YOU.
YOU NO GOOD, DIRTY ROTTEN ***, SCARFA!
IT'S INK.
HONEY, BETTER INK THAN BLOOD.
BE HAPPY.
BE HAPPY? THIS IS MY BEST SUIT.
BE HAPPY SOME JERK RUINED MY BEST SUIT?
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
HONEY, COME ON.
Man: YOU'RE ***, YOU HEAR ME?
( squeak )
Edna: LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
"GUY FROM MUSKOGEE, DRIVING A RENT-A-CAR
GETS JACKED ON COLLINS."
WHAT'S ON THE SEAT?
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU SAID.
DOG TOYS.
WHY AM I FINDING DOG TOYS ON THE FLOOR?
HOLD ON A SEC.
CARJACKER FINDS A 16-FOOT PYTHON IN A BAG RIDING SHOTGUN.
SNAKE'S NAME IS DELORES.
WHERE IS THE SNAKE NOW?
OH, MOM.
NO, NO, OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T KNOW.
UH, HOLD ON.
WHERE'S DELORES NOW?
YEAH?
NEAT.
UH, THANKS.
DOG. I SMELL DOG, EDNA.
UH, SORRY. I'M SORRY, MOM.
SOMETHING IMPORTANT?
TOO IMPORTANT TO DISCUSS ON THE PHONE.
I'M JUGGLING SEVEN STORIES
AND I'M SMACK UP AGAINST DEADLINE.
I'LL HAVE TO CALL YOBACK.
UH... OH.
( whimpering )
HA.
UM, NOW, HERE'S THE STORY.
IT MAY NOT HAVE LEGS, BUT IT HAS PLENTY VERTEBRAE.
"16-FOOT PYTHON ON THE LOOSE."
16 FEEAND GROWING BY THE MINUTE.
LET'S TALK DOG, THEN SNAKE.
A STRAY. FOLLOLOWED ME HOME.
CAN I KEEP HIM?
STRAY DOGS BITE, EDNA.
THIS DOG ONLY BITES EDITORS, GEORGE.
DON'T LINGER.
I WAS THE ONLY CAMERA AT THE NEWS CAFE.
THIS IS REAL FRONT PAGE STUFF.
"INK STAINS-- DAB OR WIPE?"
MAYBE A THREE-PART SERIES.
THAT IS REALLY NICE WORK, DIONDRA.
YOU'LL GET USED TO GEORGE'S CRUELTY.
OR GEORGE'S CRUELTY WILL GET USED TO YOU.
CAN I HAVE COPIES?
SURE. NO PROBLEM.
THANKS.
SO, YOU'RE COVERING SCARFA'S PRESS CONFERENCE TONIGHT?
SCARFA'S BEEN CLEAN-- CLEAN AND DULL.
OUR LADY OF ALL KNOWLEDGE
HAS SPOKEN.
SINCE WHEN IS SCARFA NOT WITHIN
THE CRIME BEAT JURISDICTION?
A SELF-SERVING PRESS CONFERENCE?
BUT YOU'LL GO.
YEAH, I'LL GO.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A BY-LINE HOG.
AND SEVEN STORIES ARE BETTER THAN SIX.
AND EIGHT ARE BETTER THAN SEVEN.
YOU WON'T BE HAPPY
UNTIL THIS PAPER'S CALLED THE MIAMI EDNA.
IT HAS A NICE RING TO IT.
ROLLS RIGHT OFF THE TONGUE.
ALL RIGHT, THE PRESS CONFERENCE IS YOURS.
DAZZLE US.
I'M ON MY WAY.
NOT YOU. YOU, SAM.
YOU DAZZLE US.
OKAY. I'LL TAKE THE HO AND THE HUM
RIGHT OUT OF THE EVENING.
( phone rings )
EDNA BUCHANAN.
I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
BILLY WHO?
OH, HOW CAN I HELP YOU, MR. COLBURN?
TALK LOUDER.
ARE YOU ON A CELL PHONE?
CELL PHONE?
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW FUNNY THAT IS.
HEY, I'M CALLING FROM COUNTY.
LISTEN...
WHAT I HAVE TO SAY...
IT'S TOO IMPORTANT TO SAY ON THE PHONE.
WHAT IS THIS?
"NATIONAL TOO-IMPORTANT- FOR-THE-PHONE DAY"?
( whimpering )
REMEMBER THE MAGIC WORDS, BEBE.
YOU SAY "FAMILY CASINO," AND I DISAPPEAR.
I'LL BE AS QUIET AS A MOUSE.
NOBODY WILL NOTICE.
AND I SAY YES TO GAMBLING.
THE PROTESTS ARE COMING OUT OF MY EARS.
THE VOTERS DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE CHOOSING.
THE INITIATIVE WAS BADLY WORDED.
NEXT ELECTION, THE VOTERS WILL BE EDUCATED.