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(traffic noises)
(eerie music)
- Mutant monsters and robot ninjas
are taking over my city.
How long before those freaks hurt somebody close to me?
Like my Dad, my little sister,
April,
I'm not waiting around to find out.
All my life I knew I was meant for something greater.
This is my calling.
My destiny.
A true warrior's gotta be prepared.
Hmm?
Who do you...
Who do you think you are?
A ninja?
Bring it, punk!
(electricity crackles)
(ominous music)
***-sucking mutated freaks of the world,
prepare to meet...
Casey Jones.
(blades scraping on ice)
(smacking hockey puck)
It's crackerjack timing.
- Casey! Run!
- What, so you can get all the fun?
(blades scraping on ice)
- I got him! You go!
(clang)
- No! I got him! You go!
- Cross-check. Two minutes!
(blades scraping on ice)
(clanging noise)
This is Casey Jones versus evil robo-ninjas.
(metal music)
Trick shot side slot.
You might wanna get that looked at.
(crazy laughter)
One hit, home ice leads.
Who's next?
Come get some!
(mechanical whirring)
(grunts)
- Hey, thugbots!
You want me?
Come and get me!
- April!
- Nice! Now the fight's fair.
Eat this!
(sparking noise)
And that is how you play hockey.