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Christmas ideas 2013 - Christmas Tips and Ideas by Santa Brian
Today i woke up
and realized
i am totally unprepared for what is coming in December.
Well, I don't give a ***!
Bloody hell
Maria Carey is coming to you with her annoying high pitch vocal.
Miss Carey you are singing for years that you want him for Christmas,
Stop dressing like a ***
maybe that will help you to get a date.
Ah yes, i will put up some music. Hate Rock...
absolutly not Maria Carey.
Yellow balls -Red balls and Blue balls.
Any clue what i'm talking about?
I am forced to install a christmas tree and
spend my energy to put hooks all day long in a too small puncture holes
to finalize my terrible tree.
So this year, i will buy a needleless tree and
pinch my *** so my balls turns yellow -than red and at the end blue and...
say to my darling this is dedicated to you.
Than, next! Christmas dinner
Kill me and serve me to the pigs,
absolutly a great time for restaurants but a nightmare for your uncle Brian.
I am doing the cooking, i always cut in my fingers and i'm always doing the dishes.
So this year i've reserved a table at Mc Donalds
and i will order a happy meal.
The gifts they include always makes me happy
because i will put it under the tree for my darling.
"Here you are my darling"
"i love you so much here is your gift."
Cool, i want to see the look at her face :P
(you are a *** ***) lol
So at the end we all enjoy a special christmas
hoho, ho