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Narrator: Right after Audrina moved in, she caused quite the catastrophe.
Audrina: If I am allergic to cats...
Lauren's cat is so fluffy. There's chunks of hair on the couches and on my bed.
[cough]
I honestly can't breathe good.
Casey: You should shave it so it looks like a hairless cat.
Audrina: I'm not gonna shave her entire cat like that.
Casey: Just put a jacket on it.
Nurse: Audrina? Come on in.
Dr: What brings you here today?
Audrina: I think I'm allergic to cats. My roommate actually has a cat. Literally I can't
breathe good and my nose and my eyes and it's like I had pink eye.
Dr: Are you a ***?
Audrina: What's that?
Dr: I mean, we're gonna test you, but I think you're allergic to cats. I'd be surprised
if you weren't.
Audrina: I'm allergic to cats. Let's go.
Would you be mad if I did this?
Casey: If you shaved my cat without telling me!?
Audrina: You'd be mad?
Casey: Oh my God.
Audrina: Lauren's gonna freak out.
Lauren: Hi.
I have a surprise for you.
Lauren: What?
Audrina: You can't kill me, promise?
It's fun. He's a little lion.
Lauren: OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY--
Audrina: It's a lion. You don't like
it?
Lauren: What did you do to my cat?
Audrina: It's just hair, Lauren. It'll grow back in two months he said.
I think he looks cute.
I'm sorry.
Lauren: You shaved my cat.
Audrina: It was done by a professional. They were really nice to him.
Lauren: What did Audrina do to you?
Audrina: He's like it. And I went to the allergist yesterday, and, like, for a fact, I'm only
allergic to cats. Like he did all these tests.
[laughter]
Lauren: They could've at least shaved the whole thing.
Audrina: His tail. They couldn't shave his tale because it's all ***.
Lauren: What about his paws?
Audrina: They're supposed to look like that! They're like little Uggs.
He had so much hair, like...
Lauren: I know if it makes you sick, I'd rather have a shaved, funky-looking kitty, not you
sick.
Audrina: Thank you.
You think it took his manhood away a little bit?
Lauren: I think his manhood is in plain sight now.