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I had a very revealing moment, I went to one of those Chelsea player dinner things where you can hang around with some of the players and
Did you?
and I met a few, they were all on tables and you could tell there were a couple of cool tables like Lampard and Terry on one table
There was one table with Micheal Ballack, Nicholas Anelka, Ivanovic
Did anyone talk to anyone on that table?
Well that's the thing. Ballack had come to see me in a show and he goes 'hey man, how you doing?' I said 'I'm fine, very nice to meet you'
And he held on to me and I said 'what are these guys like?'
he goes 'Anelka's always texting', he was always texting, and I go 'what's Ivanovic like?'
he goes 'his English is non existent', I go 'what about Mata?' 'he don't talk'
I say 'I've got to go', and he goes 'please don't leave me alone with these guys'
That's his own team mates
I went to a Chelsea dinner, I went to a legends night
You've all been to a Chelsea dinner all of a sudden
I went to a legends night at Stamford Bridge and they said turn up and they have a table and then they have a legend
so you come on, you do a little bit of stand up, it was me and a couple of others and then, err, Terry Oldham was there and Ricky and we have the legends
and the legends come on and they have questions. I remember on the program there was a lot of people mentioned, Oscar and Hudson was going to be there and all these people
You know who turned up on the night? Jason Cundy.
Legend
He's a great guy.
But all on his own.
But legend though? Legend? It's stretching legend mate.
But you're just alone with Jason Cundy? What kind of legends night is that?
There's eight hundred people there having dinner, they have dinner, you pay for dinner
And he was the main act?
He was the legend
That's poor.
I'll see you later.