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This is the story about a little dream...
*coff coff*
Hm...ehm... like I said
This is a story about a litt-
*COFF COFF COFF*
May I know the reason why you are interrupting me?
Who? Me?
I said nothing. Just go on!
Hm... oh well... where did I stop? Ah yes...
This is a story about a little dream.
Who dreamed it, I just can't tell
it was such a tiny, little dream.
You do want to offend me then!
NEVER!
I'm just telling the story like it really happened!
Well, but there are many ways to tell things.
Very well...
*coff* This is the story about... a dream that wasn't very big
dreamed by someone I do not know.
One day, the dream realized:
"If it goes on like this, I'll disappear without a trace!
What should I do to make humans look at me?"
The dream tought and tought, until it had an idea!
"I'll capture humans inside of me
and let them create their own Wonderland!"
The first Alice bravely entered Wonderland, sword in hand.
Cutting down countless creatures, she left a bright red path in her wake.
That Alice is in the forest,
Locked away like a criminal.
Aside from the path she made in the forest,
there is no sign that she existed.
*sings first part*
Actually, it was a slaughter knife and, to be exact,
it wasme who went looking for her.
Could you stop?! I was trying to tell the story!
Sorry, but wasn't it the true story of Human Sacrifice Alice?
Who can tell it better than the involved ones?
Look, I give up! Tell it yourself.
Really?... CAN I?
Sure, sure, go on!
*coff coff* Well, so... very well...
I... I went to her house, didn't I?
Because she was called "the red warrior" and I thought it was something cool
but you know what? She almost killed me!
You know, in reallity she was a drunkard with that cool nickname because she was a butcher and she went around with those knives
Oh my gosh, it was so scary! And then she...
Stop it! It's enough, you're just telling a bunch of nonsense!
The first Alice was a valiant warrior who lost her mind inside the dream and was captured in a forest!
Yeah, nice joke!
She followed me into the little woods behind her house, holding a bloody knife and she wanted to cut me into pieces!
But then she felt into a hole, she broke her neck and...
...she felt dead into the brambles. I did nothing!
Lies! All lies!
But I'm telling the truth! It's me who is telling it the dream storyteller!
Let's do this... We listen to the verses of the song and then you can comment them with your "true" version, ok?
Sure, no pro bro!
arrr.... who made me do this?
The second Alice meekly sang a song in Wonderland.
Spreading out countless notes, he gave birth to a mad world.
That Alice was a rose,
Shot down by a madman.
He makes one bright red flower bloom,
and admired by all he withers.
So... what do you say about this verse?
Uhm... it is partly true...
See?! You were telling kibosh, I knew it!
Oh, stop the horses storyteller!
I didn't say that.
First, he wasn't good at singing at all! He was so out of tune.
I tried to make him stop but...
Well, they killed him. Indeed everyone admired him... but dead and silent!
And he was even happy...
...this story is becoming even sader...
The third Alice was a young girl, a beautiful figure in Wonderland.
Deceiving countless people, she created a strange country.
That Alice was the country's queen,
Possessed by a warped dream.
Fearing her decaying body,
she ruled from the summit of the country.
Ah, that's true... I remember the third Alice, ah, what nice memories...
So this verse is true.
Noooo, what are you tinking?
You see, the third Alice was pretty, what am I saying?! She was a real b-
DREAM!
-eautiful model.
Of course she thought I was the dream of eternal youth ... so I told her to go to the plastic surgeon.
And afterwards *whistle* she was just like a who...
DREAM! I beg you!
What? I was saying that she was just like a whole new person.
Aaaah storyteller! Dou you have such a dirty mind?
Stop it! What has become of her?
Well she quit being a model and she felt down the stairs.
A tragic end, yep yep...
"Imbalance of the chest" it was written as death cause...
...ridiculous! I resign.
But we are not finished, yet! Let's make it through, not?
Following the small path through the forest,
having tea beneath the rosebush.
The invitation card from the palace was
the Ace of Hearts!
The fourth Alice was twin children, entering Wonderland out of curiosity.
Passing through countless doors, they had only just recently come.
A stubborn sister and
an intelligent brother.
They came the closest to being the true Alice, but...
They won't wake from their dream.
They're lost in Wonderland.
This one is sooo wrong hihihi!
Go on, tell us how was it then?
First of all, they were no twins but a little girl with...
some problems, so to say.
And she followed me into a mirror labirinth and got lost because her "parts" couldn't agree on which side to take.
You know, the "sister" wanted to go right, the "brother" wanted to go left...
I think she is still in a good clinic... I may go visit her someday.
Hey, you're leaving already?
Where will you go now?
I'm going back to "Disney"...
Uuuuh yes, I'll come with you!
NO! You can stay here! Don't even think about following me!
Oh don't be so strict, let me come with you, please!
You know, I've got a second cousin who met the sleeping Beauty, that lucky guy!
Can you immagine? 100 years with such a pretty girl!
Ah, would be nice, wouldn't it?
Oh and there's another cousin of mine who met Snow White, but only for a short time, you know? Then the kiss woke her up... however, there's also my brother who had the pleasure to meet Cindarella...
No, I don't want to know anything about this! LALALALA Can't hear you! LALALALA I can't hear you, do you understand? LALALA Just go away!