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NARRATOR: As a result of his film's failure, no one in Hollywood wanted to come near Damien Lockwood --
-- and so he and his assistant, Archie ojgaiosjgoiasdg, were formed to employ --
-- creative measures towards finding a crew for his comeback stage movie musical spectacular.
... It was proving difficult.
DAMIEN:I have a project, I need some strong men.
Two dollars and hour.
Mucho dinero!
Oh, very good!
No call immigration, no call immigration!
Yes, thank you Archie. What she said, what she said!
Yeah, yeah! You wanna come? Come along, man! 0:00:54.340,0:58.340 Archie, start the car! Start the car!
NARRATOR: The three of them were on their way to find Damien's lead, the only actor fit for the job:
Blake Montana.
DAMIEN: Do you happen to know a woman named "ConcepciĆ³n"? Because you look exactly like my housekeeper's husband.
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, across town --
-- Scott Wondolowski had convinced crafts services guru, "***" Tom Robinson, to let him come along with him to the "Pleasure Chest".
TOM: "***", ***! That's who I am! And that's what I get! SCOTT: Haha! My nig --
SCOTT: -- My bad TOM: We talked about this. Only I can say that.
NARRATOR: As it was all-you-can-eat Wings Wednesday!
The trio had tracked down Blake Montana to a local beach.
Hailing from an unknown Eastern European country, Blake, like many --
-- came to hollywood to pursue his dream of becoming a star.
However, after the failure of "Death Waltz" --
-- Blake Montana had gone on a *** filled spirit quest on the outskirts of Palm Springs.
Where a cactus in a sombrero hat, informed him that his true calling was to be a Reiki Master.
BLAKE: I'm sorry, Damien --
-- but this is my life, now.
DAMIEN: But don't you miss us, Blake? Everyone misses you!
I miss you, terribly! Archie misses you! Miguel misses you! *** and Scott, they can't stop talking about you!
PATRON: What I wanna know, is why pennies? TOM: I mean, why NOT?
PATRON: No one uses pennies TOM: No one's doing pennies, cause I'm a trendsetter!
TOM: You need to learn something right now --
-- 'cause this is the wave of the future, right here. Pennies.
I mean, I've got me a roll of about, what a 100 pennies?
Probably a dollar, but I'm gonna make it drizzle!
Like, yeah, yeah!
BLAKE: I don't know, Damien.
When i was out there --
-- in the desert --
-- I found God --
-- and she told me --
-- this is my life now.
The "God" in question had actually been a disgruntled Circle K Gas Station attendant.
DAMIEN: I'm asking you from the bottom of my heart, yeah, okay, Blake?
This time, I'll do it right!
This time, this time, it'll be even bigger than Uno!
NARRATOR: Prior to Death Waltz
-- Blake's first big role came in the action movie adaptation of popular card game, "Uno".
VOICE: Don't do this, John! Don't you dare do it!
"JOHN": Uno... ***!
NARRATOR: The film went straight to DVD and was a gigantic flop.
However, it became a giant success in the Asian market - particularly in Thailand.
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