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>> Sky: Hello everyone, this is Sky playing-- a game, which happens, like-- never, so--
This is a new thing, we're doing Terraria, Who are you, guy? Who are you?
>> Ren: I don't know. I am Renexuz-- >> Sky: He doesn't know, nevermind--
>> Ren: -- and I'm playing a game with Sky. >> Sky: Creepy. Creepy guy.
Oh my God, I-- they entered [laughter], I let zombies in. Nevermind.
You saw NOTHING. They-- You ***--
You *** [laughter]. You betrayed me.
>> Ren: Yes. >> Sky: Anyway, this is what you're gonna
see - on this channel. >> Ren: I barely cannot get out either [laughter].
But, why are you digging-- Um. Oh, okay. Fair enough.
>> Sky: Because I can't, I'm too scared (zombies). >> Ren: And, I need you to remove this wall.
>> Sky: I.. Yeah. Zombies are entering the house, so
this is pointless, what I'm doing right now. >> Ren: Please do not remove that wall. It's
quite necessary where it is. >> Sky: Go, go, go, go.
I'm coming to your rescue, Renexuz. >> Ren: I don't need rescue.
[BEEP] >> Sky: You can't get out.
>> Ren: Well, they can't get in. >> Sky: Well-- Fair enough.
>> Ren: Woap! [laughter]
[BEEP] >> Sky: Well, let me just come out Ren.
Hey, I came out. >> Ren: Technically-- Technically, you're
inside. >> Sky: Ah, dammit. They don't have a closet
here. Okay, I may have opened the hole, that's not
a good idea, but you know what? We're better, we're better Renexuz.
>> Ren: Why are you trying to kill the zombies with a pickaxe?
>> Sky: I don't know. This is how I pickaxe, shuttup.
Oh, f-- Oh, no, what are you-- You betrayed me again.
>> Ren: I had to. >> Sky: Oh my God.
>> Ren: --for my own survival. >> Sky: POKE POKE POKE POKE
This is a lesson kids, if you have attacking zombies poke them with a stick. True story.
>> Ren: Yes. >> Sky: And, I was-- ***. I was slain but
it's okay. >> We should abandon the house, just saying.
>> Sky: You know what, we'll pretend this never happened.
[BEEP] >> Ren: Because I am-[Sky gasps]
>> Sky: NONONONON. We shall not deal with this, NONONON.
>> Ren: Um, we should-- Yeah, let's abandon this house.
>> Sky: Oh, no. That's a zombie. >> Ren: Sky, Sky! Let's abandon this house.
I know what we could do, we could go underground, instead.
Sky, follow me, follow me. >> Sky: Okay, I'm following you. Where are
you? Ow, ow, ow, ow. My knee caps.
Oh you didn't see this bit, but that's a bit that I-- dug, so.
>> Ren: You dug out, okay, I did not see that. We can just build on a flat area instead.
>> Sky: Yes, but we need to-- to-- I can't cover that, can I?
>> Ren: Uh-- no. You cannot. >> Sky: Massive terror. Yeah, that's fine.
I think we should be safe, right now. I'm not sure but I think they actually despawn.
I'm not sure if they-- >> Ren: I think yeah, probably.
>> Sky: Who's this dude? You are-- Levi.
>> Ren: Yeah. He's kinda-- help. [Sky reads prompt]
>> Ren: Yeah-- I'd rather not be in our house right now.
>> Sky: THIS IS what the game thinks is safe. >>> Yes, and yes.
>> Ren: We should follow the instructions I suppose.
>> Sky: No, we-- go, no-- Levi told us. Let's just-- It's just I think we may need
some stone blocks. So, just gonna go here. >> Ren: Yes, not like we have a *** ton of
stone blocks here. >> Sky: No, we don't.
OH GOD HE WENT THROUGH ME [Sky reads prompt]
Okay. >> Ren: In a wall, like before. Oh yeah, nobody
saw that probably. Good. >> Sky: You saw none of our failures.
>> Ren: Extreme Makeover: Bloopers. >> Sky: EXCEPT THIS ONE.
>> Ren: If, if we wrote down our script, for everything I said--
It could be a Macklemore song. >> Sky: Yeah.
To be fair, it could have been a Justin Bieber song.
>> Ren: Baby, baby-- Dude, dude-- it's love or something, man.
>> Ren: Did he retire? >> Sky: I'm like, in love, now. No, that was
a hoax. For anyone listening to this that probably read the news story, and got super
excited like everyone else did, that Justin was about to retire.. it was a hoax. I'm sad
now. >> Ren: Let's build our house here.
>> Sky: Yes! No, wait.. Come ins-- Come here-- [laughter],
YES, this is our house. We live here now!
>> Ren: Yes. >> Sky: Ren. Hi. He he.
>> Ren: Um-- this is our house, and this is our room--
>> Sky: This is weird. There's a creepy man. Let's barricade ourselves
from the creepy man. >> Ren: Let's do this first.
>> Sky: I'll just go-- There we go, I barricaded myself from the creepy.
This is a New Year's Special where I guess I'm, you know, beta testing and everything,
and-- But, I'm also testing new equipment, because
as you may know Ren, I've got a new PC. But this is just a test for my new equipment
to see if everything is working right, To see if my microphone is working correctly.
[Ren makes noise] >> Ren: Just to say that we're actually doing
Let's Plays on your channel now. >> Sky: Yeah, this is basically like, hi,
we're gonna do some games now. >> Ren: Yeah, we show it off in a terrible
Let's Play of Terraria. >> Sky: [laughter] This is the best we have.
I was thinking we could do some Borderlands 2.
>> Ren: Ah. Yes, yes, definitely. >> Sky: I want that, I want that game, because
I-- yeah. I was gonna play that game, but then I was
like: I don't have anyone to play it with.
>> Ren: Yeah, it's not like, all the people in the chat have that game like,
Renegade. Yes, you are mentioned in the video Renegade.
>> Sky: Does he? And Boop- 'I don't want to go.'
>> Sky: I just realized this is doing nothing, I need a hammer.
[laughter] >> Ren: You were using an axe, weren't you?
Let's keep half >> Sky: Also it's my birthday on the 26th,
by the way. Nobody actually sent me Happy Birthday on YouTube.
I'm quite disappointed, in all of you. >> Ren: And you got like four messages on
Facebook. >> Sky: Aww.. they all hate me. I'll just
be in this hole now. >> Ren: Yeah, we secretly do.
>> Sky: Without any torches. DON'T RUIN MY JOKE! I'll be just in the dark.
Also, you may notice that Renexuz here, or Ren as I'll be calling him in the future-
is slightly tired, that is because it's 2:23 in the morning for him.
>> Ren: No, it's 3:22. >> Sky: Oh my God [gentle laughter] Jesus
Christ. Do you see the effort he goes through just
to record videos? Oh, my god. Aww, it's kinda nice though.
And it's-- uh-- 6:23PM here, so-- I'm going to make, a Star in a Bottle.
This, symbolizes, Sky- the channel. >> Ren: Um, yeah, what was I saying?
>> Sky: [chuckles] They can see that. [typing]
>> Ren: Mmhmm. [BEEP]
>> Sky: What-- look at that! I made a pretty lantern!
>> Ren: We can actually do this, if you could do this.
>> Sky: He said he would join my server, but he said he couldn't talk.
So that was kinda sad-- sadface. >> Ren: SFD is secretly a woman.
>> Sky: You heard it here first, people. Well, goodbye developers.
Have a wonderful evening/night/morning whatever. >> Ren: And a happy new year.
>> Sky: I don't know when I'm gonna upload this.
And happy new year. >> Ren: You should upload it, today, just
saying. >> Sky: Yep. I'll do that. Happy New Year,
people! >> Ren: And happy new, what?
[laughter] >> Sky: Goodby-
>> Ren: Staring contest. (whispers) KISS KISS KISS
[laughter] Goodbye!