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[Throat clear.]
It's the Greg Karber Video Show
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Thanks, everybody!
Thanks, everybody!
I've written a new song for you today.
I figured I'd just go right into it!
There were so many problems that confronted me in elementary school
I couldn't get a date, oh great, and I never was that cool
But there was one problem, one problem, one problem much worse than the rest...
And that's the fact that I would lose my pencil right before the *** test.
I said, "Hey, I need a pencil!"
Or a *** pen
I need a pencil
He need it right then
[The same chorus repeated.]
Yeah, I need a pencil.
Fifth grade teach comes into the room
Says put away the books we got a pop quiz soon
I say, "Oh golly molly, what am I gonna do?"
cause I don't have a pencil and that means I'm screwed.
But, wait, hey, I see this girl who
has a million billion markers and some lead points, too.
So, please honey, please honey, give it to me, honey
It won't be for free: I've got some crinkledy money.
She says, "No, ***, get your own."
I say, "I offered to pay."
She says, "Still no way."
"I gave you 2 on 2sday, you lost those 2,
So why would I give another pencil to you?"
I say, "Hey, girl, that doesn't seem fair."
"I don't know how I'm gonna mark my answers here."
She says, "I know that sucks, but it ain't my problem."
I say, "I got 99 right here but a pencil'll solve em."
She says, "Wow, it sucks to be you."
And it did and it does but my story ain't through
The moment that she went to use the bathroom
I took all her pens and I hid em up my ***
***.