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I've never been so happy!
Well then prepare to be ecstatic!
eep!
Aaarrrgh!
I've got to stop sneaking daddy's pork rinds before bed.
- Miley!
-Aarrgh!
- Lilly - Oh good, You're up!
- I... I had a dream that you would not believe
You were about to kiss...
I can't even say it...
- Who was I about to kiss?
- Jackson blaaa
Why aren't you blaaing with me?
- Well
- Well...is not a option
It's either blaa or errr. Pick one!
- But... I kinda like him
- Jackson loving's freak of nature say what?
- Jackson is kinda cute
- Lilly! This is crazy!
You always found him completely repulsive
That's one of the things I loved most about you
- I was only doing that because of you!
Inside I was always thinking... something else!
- Hey! You wanna hear my inner thoughts?
Lilly! boing!
Why didn't you tell me?
- I didn't tell you because I knew that I'd get a ... boing
- Don't you boing and walk away from me?
Get back here!
- You do not wanna go in there
- Oh come on!
- Stop that!
Ohm, Oliver! Tell her how ridiculous this is
- Miley! Can you tell the sun not to rise in the morning?
I mean can you tell a wave not to crash on the shore?
- You've been watching soap operas again?
- No, no, no ...
It's my grandma came in town
visiting and...she um...
Ok! Storm and Erica just came out of their duel coma
and I had to find out if they remember their passion for each other
They did!
- Yeah! ohm Oliver!
What are you doing tomorrow?
- Are you kidding? I'm one of your peeps on the mack and mickey in the morning show
- Damn! I did invite you
- Oh! are you lost little guy?
Let's go find your mommy
Yes we will
Hey everybody!
- Hi!
- Lilly! please! Lord Voldermort would look cute with the puppy.
Snap out of it!
- You know this is all your fault anyway
You're the one who had that stupid dream
I was perfectly happy crushing in silence and stealing hair off the brush when no one was looking
- What?
and... by, and by what I mean ewl
- Ok look, Lilly! What I think Miley is trying to say is that
You know everybody crushes on someone who doesn't like them back
You just gotta suck it up You gotta move on
Look I'm sorry!
But getting rejected by the entire girl softball team
stings a little bit
- Come on oliver! you didn't get rejected by the entire softball team
- Lilly! They hired a skywriter
- Oh!
Well! ...
We don't know that Jackson doesn't like me back
- And ... If you don't know he didn't like you back
er, could you... that someone
oh, I don't know... human?
- Well I guess I have to ...
- Alright! Let's go talk to him
- What?
- No no no no no! That's a terrible idea!
You know there are certain things in life a girl just have to do alone
You go talk to him and tell me what he says
- Ok fine!
but don't get your hopes up
For he to like you back he would have to have taste, depth and intelligence
We're talking about a guy
who once save the fart Jam jar
- Robby Stewart?
- That would be me
Hey First! Tell me what you think it is
I'm super cute, super hot
I'm the girl you like a lot
I'm super, super girl
- What do you think?
- I think you're super super weird
- The gardener loved it!
- Hey Mile! I got your information for the Mack and Mickey show tomorrow
Limo's picking you up by seven
- Have you seen Jackson?
I need to find him and tell him that Lilly's crushing on him
- She is?
Well I just think that's adorable!
- Am I the only one that remembers the jam jar?
- Come on Mile, what's so weird about Lilly liking your brother?
- Does puppy pee a stain?
- Asked and answered!
I swear, with me as an example
I just don't see how he turned out so odd
I'm super cute, super hot
I'm the girl you like a lot
I'm super, super girl
- Hey Jackson
- Hold on. just a sec
Dang flabit! This is why I don't change my shirt everyday
What does that girl see in you?
- What girl? There's a girl? Is she cute? Average, below average?
I'm not desperate, it's just...
You know, it's been a while
It's ... You're not going to believe this
It's Lilly! She's crushing on you
- Lilly?
- I know! I don't get it either
- She's like a sister
You know, sort of like you, except without the enormous ego and hint of a girl stash
- It's peach fuzz, it's cute
and it's not what we're talking about here
OK. So, you can just tell me that you don't think about her that way
and Lilly and I can go back to being normal
and you can go back to doing what you do best
Being a disgrace...
to the Stewart... family name
- Fine! I don't think about Lilly that way
- Great! I'll go tell her
- Huh?
- Huh ... what?
- I'm starting to think about Lilly that way
- No! No, no, no!
Wrong way, go back! Beep, beep, beep!
- Wait, wait
She's cute, she's smart. She's not a kid anymore...
Jackson likey
- And Miley pukey
- Now if you'll excuse me
I gotta... groom for my new lady
Aargh!
Omm, it doesn't matter if he likes me
Omm, whatever happens if for the best
Omm, I could always get a cat
- Lilly?
Omm, cute little kitty from the pound
- Lilly! - Aargh!
Oh! Ohm! now we're even for the bad thing
- What did he say? Tell me everything!
- Ok, he ...
- No, just tell me if he likes me
- Ok, he ...
- No, start at the beginning
- Ok, he ...
- No, forget this, just skip to the end
- Will you make up your mi(nd).... mind?
- I can't, you pick
- Ok, I can't believe
I'm actually... gonna say this but he umh ...
- Oh my gosh, he does like me!
This is gona change everything
Can't you just see it?
- No!
- No, just see. It's right up there, see?
- This is so good!
- So good!
- You are so cute!
- You are so cute!
I love you!