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Oh! And there we go! All take a sip!
-Holy ***, this *** is strong! Is this estonian? -Mm-mh.
-A-ha. -But hey, how many of these movies are there?
-You're not serious. -Oh yes, I am.
-Who has not seen the Lord of the Rings -trilogy? -I.
Legend. The biggest step of mankind, and you don't know how many movies are in this trilogy?
I am insulted. Very insulted!
You can be as insulted as you want, why would I watch movies? I don't benefit from them; I read books!
Right.
But there are three of these movies. This guy is just *** with you.
Don't be like that! I would have had even more to tell!
-Leave that for another time, please. -Whatever.
-Hey, now he looks like he's peeing his pants! -Let's drink!
Yeah. *** yeah.
What the hell? The TV shut.
Maybe it wasn't even on.
-Did you shut the TV? -I didn't do anything.
-You shut it. -How can I...
-For sure. -How can I turn off the lights and speakers at the same time?
It is an all-in-one remote, you see?
It's a bit dark.
I don't want to be in the dark, I'm scared! Someone go get candles or something!
Holy ***, what a coward.
-If you are scared, go get the candles for yourse-- -Hell no!
-Go get the candles for yourself. -Should I go to get some candles?
-Go get some candles. -I will get some candles.
-Where the hell are those? -They still are in the cleaner's cupboard.
-What the *** cupboard? -I told you! I introduced you these places!
It's the closet where you *** that one summer!
-Try to fix the *** TV. -I have a feeling that there is a blackout.
-Right. -But don't worry, the party can continue.
-But what about the drinking game? -I think the drinking game was here.
-Hey, we will do something else. -What are we gonna do?
What's that sound? Do you have some people upstairs? Or are there women?
Here are the cand... Les!
-Oh no! -***!
What a ***!
There can't be anything upstairs. My CD:s just probably fell. Like always.
Don't you know, that in every horror movie there's a murderer who makes all sounds and then kills everyone!
-What did I just say? There's no one. -Go and look, there might be someone!
It was my CD:s.
It couldn't be! Haven't you heard that story where the murderer drops all stuff and then comes to kill!
-They were just my *** CD:s, for ***'s sake! -No, you need to believe me!
-That kind of sound can not come out of CD:s! -Holy ***!
-You brought me a ***-- -Maybe there is someone in there!
Shut the *** up! Shut up, I will go and look if there's anything there.
There can't be anything. Tero, do you have a flashlight? I will go and check.
-It's probably in the cleaner's cupboard also. -Okay, see you in a minute.
-How are you able to bring me a broken lighter? -What are you excepting from me?
-The murderer has done something to it so it doesn't work! -Be quiet, there's no murderer in here!
-I will go and get the-- -There got to be a murderer!
Matches.
Oh god.
-The murderer has probably... -Hey, was someone there?
-Did you hear that sound? -No, there!
-Where? -Outside!
-It's the murderer! -Somebody was there!
-Oh no, what if he kills us all here in the dark? -I don't want to die in the dark!
-Help, Tero! Tero! -What?
-We saw the murderer! -Yeah!
-What the *** murderer... -We saw something outside!
-Where? -Outside! There!
-How can you see something when the curtains are closed? -We saw the shadow!
"We saw the shadow..."
-There's nothing. I promise that there's nothing. -There is.
On my yard. On my yard! Anyways.
-Have you broken these? -No! The murderer is there and has done-
-something to them so we can't get them open! -A knife!
-Then he comes and kills us! -Okay.
I can't get these open, but-- There wouldn't have been anything!
There's probably a knife and then he comes and kills us with it!
Whatever.
-And then he comes and kills us alive! -Alive...
I don't want to die!
-Where's Sabu? -Yeah, where's Sabu?
-What's taking so long with Sabu? -Sabu is taking a ***.
But what's taking so long? Has he got stuck to the toilet from his other foot?
-He has eaten a bit too much kebab-- -Something has happened to him!
-What if the murderer has killed him? -Totally normal--
-No! -He has a bit bigger poo than usually.
-How do you know that the murderer hasn't sliced him? -Yeah!
-Sliced and then flushed out of the toilet one by one! -He's totally fine. Sabu!
-He's not answering. -Go and look!
-Sabu, where the hell are you? -Go and look, he is murdered!
-Murdered and sliced to the toilet! -For sure!
-Will you calm down if I go and check? -Yeah.
He's totally fine.
Sabu, for ***'s sake, where are you? Did your *** get stuck in the toilet?
Sabu?
Sabu?
Sabu!
Holy ***! Your toilet isn't working.
I tried flushing two times and no. For ***'s sake, the ***'s flowing on the floor now!
The girls are panicking down there. Did you check what broke?
I didn't have time, I just ran to take a ***! But I found the flashlight anyways.
Let's go downstairs, the girls are *** their pants! They thought you were dead or something.
No, I was taking a ***, I don't die!
-There's all *** anyways. -Why to even clean up, when there's murderers in here?
Just risking your life, stupid.
Who the hell even cares.
You should fix your toilet, the whole floor's smelling like *** now!
-I took a *** bigger than your mama! -There's nothing to be smelling better with air fresheners!
Hey, look!
Someone has drilled through.
I am out for one minute and you have drilled a hole to the wall!
It was the murderer!
You three are one wrecked minds. They drilled a hole to the wall so the murderer couldn't come in!
-That didn't make any sense! -No, it didn't!
-That is not fun! -I think it was a shitload of fun.
Who knocked?
-Go and look! -I'm not going.
-Go for yourself, I don't care! -I am scared!
There's probably just Tero's *** ex!
-Okay! I will go and open! -Then go!
-But-- -If it's your ex don't let her in!
No way!
-But hey: there's no one. -There is.
There isn't.
-Hi. -Hi.
Well... What say you?
I was mounting a aquarium and accidentally drilled a hole on your wall. Sorry.
Oh well. Are you going to fix that?
For now I will put some duct tape on it and then call some professionals.
Do you know anything about the blackout?
I don't know anything about that stuff. I might have drilled some power lines too.
-Anything else? -Nothing else.
I will go to mount my terrari... Aquarium.
Have a nice day!
PEAK
DIRECTED BY: MICO HÄSÄNEN
Let's drink!
Help, Tero!
-What? -Oh, you were there, I didn't see you!
-Where's Sabu? -Yeah, where's Sabu?
-Sabu is taking a ***. -Why has he...
Why has he been taking a *** for two hours?
Sabu has...
Hope you all know: Sabu has...
-Naked people! -Excuse me?
There was a... ***.
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