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Everyone I know wants, you should get my phone.
Why don't you get that? What kind of phone do you have?
This, you should have this phone. And all my pretentious show business friends
with their iPhone with this.
I'm so sick of this. Okay.
I get it.
Can you do this with your phone? No, I can't. I take my phone, I do that with it.
OK, that's what I do.
My wife is on the Blackberry, now.
Oh, the Blackberry people. Yes, I know you're here.
Yes, I'm surprised you were paying attention to this.
They pay attention to nothing. They walk around holding the Blackberry,
because that is what Blackberry command them to do.
[Laughter and applause].
You keep me out, I wanna see what's going on.
You're trying to talk, you notice their eyes are just like.
They're like wooden doll eyes. They're just, they're always.
You're trying to talk to them but they're not really there.
[Laughter and applause]
Or they do that creepy, head-down thing, "Uh, huh."
What, what is that? We don't even know what rudeness
is in this culture, anymore? Could I just pick up a magazine,
hold it in front of your face and read it, while you're talking?
Is that what we're doing now?
So, anyway, she gets the Blackberry. She uses it in the car,
brings it into the house. The other night, I found it in the bed.
She was gone, just me and the Blackberry. I tried to smother it with another pillow
but it doesn't use oxygen. Couple of days later she found it
in the bottom of a bowl of yoghurt. Oh, it said "Blackberry", guess I got confused.
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