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Text by: Henrik Johansson
Gordon: Ah there you are. Let's go.
Beardman: I had this strange dream. It was a well, but it was located on the very top of a mountain.
Gordon: Yes I had the same dream.
Beardman: Look!
Gordon: We must explore the strange light, tomorrow now we sleep.
Gordon: I am not going to get myself all wet.
Beardman: Look it's some sort of clockwork.
Beardman: What was that?
Cain the Grey: Stay a while and listen.
Gordon: And who are you?
Cain the Grey: That is not important. What is important is that you
Cain the Grey: have found something not from this world. And it must be destroyed.
Beardman: You mean this clock?
Cain the Grey: Yes, and if it is not destroyed by the next full moon this world and all within it will perish.
Cain the Grey: But it is not as easy to undo this demonwork.
Cain the Grey: You must obtain 3 artifacts.
Cain the Grey: The Guide, wich is a compass.
Cain the Grey: The Guardian, wich is a unique diamond sword.
Cain the grey: And The Conquerer, wich pretty much is a whole lot of TNT.
Cain the grey: You must take this demonclock to the pits of mordor. And once you are there you will blow it up!
Gordon: All to easy, let's go.
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Godfather: I see you are here for my diamond pickaxe.
Gordon: I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse!
Gordon: We have obtained all the neccesary items.
Beardman: What's up with your skin?
You see I am a shapeshifter, I can use any body that is not still alive.
But now, use the compass to guide you to the pits of mordor.
Begone!
Gordon: Where have you been?
Beardman: I took a small detour. But let's not waste any time.
Gordon: There seems to be no end to this place. Let's torch it!
Beardman: Do you remember when I told you I took a small detour in the castle?
Gordon: Yes...?
Beardman: I lied!