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You know what would be lovely, Jerry?
Jerry are you up? I'm up.
Good. You know what would be lovely? If maybe, just once, you took the liberty of rinsing out the coffee carafe when you're done with it.
Wouldn't that be nice? Pitch in a little every now and then. Fine.
I come back from work, every day, same thing, Jerry. I'm not going to do it all. I'm already doing 90%, I'm not going to do 95.
No one's asking you.
I’ll earn the money for the beans, I’ll buy the coffee, I’ll grind the beans, I’ll make the coffee for you.
But I’m not going to do it all. I can’t drink the coffee for you, Jerry. 90%. That’s it.
Dang it!
Jerry, did you leave your honey spoon out?
What?
You know what happens when you leave your honey spoon out? Ants. We got ants up the ***! It’s like Sherman’s Army out there.
Where are they coming from?
Quebec.
From under the sink?
Did you get the spray? Where’s the spray?
I forgot. I’ll get some today.
Do I have the time for this? Do you really think I have the time for this?
Jerry, I don’t want to interfere with your, whatever, your research. But if you find the time, would you please call Aetna today?
Because they never reimbursed us for your wart removal. Something about medical necessity, and the codes the doctor sent them.
But I talked to them twice already, and the doctor’s billing, so all you have to do is call Aetna and verify that they received the new codes.
Can you do that? I left the numbers on your desk.
Please don’t dictate.
I teed this one up for you Jerry, can you take a little swing? You’re dictating.
These are not my warts, Jerry. These were your warts.
I’ll go 90, you want 95% or 100, then jump on match.com and search for “sucker.” “Sucker with nice ***.” See if you get lucky.
Jesus, Jerry, this Visa statement.
How could anyone have 47 Starbuck charges in one month? What’re you drinking there? Liquid gold?
Think you could show a little restraint, every now and then?
Honey, I left some fruit for you in the fridge. I know you’re going through a rough patch but stay positive.
Something’s gonna come up, I know it. Keep your energy up.
I thought maybe, tonight, we could make some time for ourselves. I’m sure we could both use it. Would you like that?
Mhm.
Love you, babe.
I said, love you, babe.
Ditto.
Get the ant spray. Call Aetna. Rinse out the *** carafe.