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Dennis: Hello everyone, it's Chrome Time here at Empire Chrome Shop. I'm the Chroman, Junior's
not here today, he's out playing. He just got a new Gummi Bear CD. Many times, people
call or come in to the store, looking for new and unique parts. They say, 'I'm done,
I can't chrome anything else.' Well, we here at Empire Chrome believe that there's no such
thing as ever being done. I say to them, well, have you ever chromed out a significant other?
This is the Chroman's woman, say hi to the folks.
Betty: Hi! Dennis: Yes, you can chrome out your wife
or girlfriend and it can be a really fun project. As you can see, you get fantastic results.
Let's take a closer look. Let's start at the bottom. As you can see, I chose a chrome shoe
with silver straps and a three inch heel. The three inch heel is important, more on
that in a moment. Also we have some firethorn polish - it's important to get contrast on
the nail polish so that it helps the chrome stand out. As we move up the leg, you can
tell that the leg is tanned. It's important not to have pale skin, as it helps the chrome
stand out. Up here, you can see that we have the firethorn nail polish again, and these
great looking diamond plate cuffs at the end of the arm. As with all projects, they all
revolve around one great looking piece of chrome, and this one revolves around this
great looking tank dress. This is why the three inch heels are so important. They push
the muscle up the back of the leg, up to the top, and cause this great looking chrome
hubcap style curve right here. Fantastic. Finally, to finish this look, we've added
this great looking EC, which stands for Empire Chrome, and these lugnut earrings. Still,
there's something missing. Ah yes, no project is complete without chicken lights. We've
got this great looking sash chicken light right here, you want to plug it in - be careful
how you do this. And there you have it! Looks great. Now let's go outside and see how well
we've done. As you can see, we've done a great job. The shoes coordinate extremely well with
the wheels. The nail polish looks super with the paint. The tank dress, and the fuel tanks,
look really polished. And finally, the chicken lights on the entire truck finish the job.
Projects like these have medicinal purposes also. Remember, all drivers spend a lot of
time with their trucks, and sometimes they have to spend extended times at home with
their wives or girlfriends, and they become trucksick. Being trucksick is kinda like being
homesick. When you're at home a long time and you've drove a truck
for months on end, you kinda start missing it. This way, you can bring it home with you.
And you'll feel better while you're at home! In case y'all are still wondering whether
or not this is my wife, I've got proof from all those years ago. And yes, that is a chrome
suit. She said I do. You think she was expecting this? Until next time, don't wear an ugly
suit. Now you can prove to your wife that you can love chrome and her, and don't drive
an ugly truck.