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Yo, it's my show
Jop (***)...Dota, diarrhea and vomiting.
Everybody are playing dota now
Instead of walking outside, smoking or ***.
But you'll *** into your pants, not into dota.
And while everyone recommends me to pick some Barya or Void
I'll pick this glowing ***
There's an Invoker in the game, but nobody *** likes him.
The game has began
And remember the main rule of Dota
You're always guilty in nothing
When two bigass mofuckas are beating the *** out of you
Everyone are guilty, but not you
Your schoolmate, or this guy from the top
Even Jesus Christ
And generally 2 vs 1 is for ***, that's how it is.
But if you're already dead, it's not a big deal
There's always an awesome little dragon just for your service
But it seems not quite effective
For God sake, why there's so many items?
Am i supppsed to build a byonicle to crush everyone with his help?
Ok, i'll take these boots.
But WHY?! He doesnt even need it, he's legless!
Wait a second, i get it! The task of each team is go visit
the other team's base.
Hey man, i'll help you.
I always hear, the Dota is a team based game, but never seen players fightin together!
Thats why we're going 5 on mid!
Oh, and that's a LOTR scene!
FRODO! DROP THE RING!
Thank you for watching!