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Jewel: Are you under water? (Audience laughter)
Nathan: Can you hear me?
Jewel: Yep.
Nathan: Can you hear me? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?
(Audience laughter)
Nathan: Alan and I just did a couple of panels at ComicCon
and we had such a good time, we decided we're only going to do panels
from now on together. (Audience laughter)
Alan: That's right. That's right. I remember that now. (Audience laughter)
Nathan: Who was that? (Audience laughter)
Jewel: Um, that's actually, that's actually Alan.
Alan: Yep, buddy, it's me!
Nathan: What are you doing? (Audience laughter)
Jewel: We're in Kentucky doing a panel. (Audience laughter)
Nathan: Uh huh. (Audience laughter)
Nathan: Um, you know, can I call you right back? (Audience laughter and applause)
Nathan: I'll call you right back. (Audience laughter, applause and cheers)
Adam: He won't call. (Audience laughter)
Audience member: Highlight of my life. Thank you very much.
Alan, I love your shirt, and if "nerd" equals awesome,
then you're the biggest. (Audience laughter, applause and cheers)
Adam: Um, hello?
Nathan: Hey, Adam.
Adam: Hi, Nathan. (Audience laughter)
Adam: What's up?
Nathan: Listen, we just had an opening here
at the, uh, best friend department and I was wondering if you're...
(Audience laughter)
Adam: Uhhh... (Audience laughter)
Adam: Yeah, we haven't been best friends for years
but I'd be happy to jump in again with you as best friend, thank you.
Alright! BFF Nathan! Great! (Audience laughter)
Adam: Buddy!
Nathan: I'm going to get that Adam Baldwin tattoo redone.
Adam: Ok. Uh...can you remind me again where that tattoo is?
Nathan: It's right next to the other one on the bottom of my foot that says
"Think fast" so people see it when I kick them in the face.
(Audience laughter)
Adam: Uh huh. That must have hurt.
Nathan: Yeah. Well put.
Adam: Well, it's good to talk to you, and, um, I'll be over tonight?
Should I come over tonight?
Alan: Wait a second! Hold on, is this because I left my phone in my room?
(Audience laughter)
Adam: Oh. That, that's nobody. (Audience laughter)
Nathan: Alright then, see ya buddy, bye!
Adam: Bye! (Audience laughter, applause and cheers)
Nathan: This is Nathan.
Jewel: Yeah, I saw.
Nathan: I just called to say how good you are. (Audience laughter)
Jewel: That's it?
Nathan: Great? (Audience laughter)
Jewel: Thanks. You're great, too. Uh oh.
Alan: Hey, buddy! Hey, buddy! Nathan?
Yeah, he's gone.
Alan (to audience member): You're pretty.
Adam: It's brutal.
Alan (to audience member): You're very pretty.
Jewel: He needs to be involved.
Alan: What's my line? It's "You're pretty, if I were not wed I would take you..."
Alan, Jewel, and Audience: "In a manly fashion!"
(Audience laughter, applause and cheers)