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HARRY: Lumos Maxima.
Lumos Maxima.
Lumos Maxima.
Lumos Maxima.
Lumos Maxima!
WOMAN: Harry. Harry.
[DOORBELL RINGING]
Harry, open the door.
[SPUTTERS]
Marge. How lovely to see--
[DOG GROWLS]
Uncle Vernon, I need you to sign this form.
What is it?
Nothing. School stuff.
Later perhaps, if you behave.
I will if she does.
Oh, you're still here, are you?
Yes.
Don't say yes in that ungrateful way.
Damn good of my brother to keep you.
He'd have been straight to an orphanage
if he'd been dumped on my doorstep, Vernon.
[LAUGHTER]
Is that my Dudders? Is that my little neffy-pooh?
Give us a kiss. Come on. Up, up.
Take Marge's suitcase upstairs.
Okay.
Finish that off for Mommy. Good boy, Rippy-pooh.
Can I tempt you, Marge?
Just a small one.
Excellent nosh, Petunia.
A bit more.
Usually just a fry-up for me, what with 12 dogs.
A bit more. That's a boy. Mm!
You wanna try a little drop of brandy?
A little drop of brandy-brandy windy-wandy
for Rippy-pippy-pooh?
What are you smirking at?
Where did you send the boy, Vernon?
St. Brutus'. It's a fine institution for hopeless cases.
Do they use a cane at St. Brutus', boy?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. I've been beaten loads of times.
Excellent. I won't have this namby-pamby
wishy-washy nonsense about not beating people who deserve it.
You mustn't blame yourself
about how this one turned out, Vernon.
It's all to do with blood. Bad blood will out.
What is it the boy's father did, Petunia?
Nothing. He didn't work. He was unemployed.
And a drunk too, no doubt?
That's a lie.
What did you say?
My dad wasn't a drunk.
Don't worry. Don't fuss, Petunia.
I have a very firm grip.
I think it's time you went to bed.
Quiet, Vernon. You, clean it up.
Actually, it's nothing to do with the father.
It's all to do with the mother.
You see it all the time with dogs.
If there's something wrong with the ***,
then there's something wrong with the pup.
Shut up! Shut up!
[DOG WHINES]
Right. Let me tell you....
[GURGLING]
[♪♪♪]
[WHINING]
[CUCKOOS]
Vernon!
Vernon! Vernon, do something!
[SNARLING]
Ahhh!