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Yes! You, madam! Interview?
Name's Moe, from the Moe Show, and I'm interviewin' anyone and everyone I see!
Limited time offer! Good 'til two minutes ago.
And here are the lucky interviewees!
Hey, this guest list seems rigged...
Well, considering you're interviewing any and everyone...
Considering you own, like, six? Nah.
Where are these interviews actually being held? That's what I want to know.
Moe is very much a professional interviewer.
I can't see the resemblance...
But... Yours are bad. I get Dumpling Master from the get-go, i.e., from not you.
Also, it figures that this is just an ad.
How...do you wrestle yourself? Actually, never mind.
What.
Why would this guy even know?
What.
He can talk?!
Yeah, myself, you there on YouTube, and some third dude.
Nice.
Oh, this is the third watcher. Neat.
Also, Squirt #3 is the second-in-command. Makes sense.
But you're seafood from the sky... Is that the same?
Why would you miss Squirt #4?
OK, then, Scaramouche.
Oh. Piplion's a girl? Never woulda guessed.
What? When did Starfy get here?
I'm confused.
And that's what truly counts. ...Wait, what?
What?
I thought these guys were siblings...
Nice proofreading, Nintendo.
What?
What??
What is happening???
There are many different kinds of "confused" I've experienced, but this is a whole new level.
I thought Shurikit was a girl...
You have nails? That's...terrifying.
Herbert is the guest, isn't he?
Smooth.
What even.
The dev going through this bit must really not have wanted to actually proofread this, eh?
Guess they're switching from dragon-fire power to shaken-soda-can power.
That's... Huh?
Wh-- OK, I get the joke now, but I'm still confused by the Hot-Spring Snapper thing.
Almost like they didn't want to draw a new sprite for this.
"Super sheesh"? You are a bad influence.
"The heir to the throne is pretty lazy, but at least he's using all these features!"
Well, that made absolutely no sense.
Oh, we're done.
Well, that was the Moe Show.
And, uh... Yeah. It's pretty weird.
It's got some pretty major translation issues.
...And issues in general.
But that's what intrigues me most about this game. It's just so...bizarre.
In all honesty, I would love it if they ever released any insight into this game's development and translation.
But, uh, in any case, that's it. Thanks for watching.