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Linda's my real name, but I decided to go with Feef. I think it's more memorable. Don't you?
Feef, what do you do when you're not being an extra in one of your movies?
I signed up for a Berry Gannon sitcom technique workshop.
Oh, I really wanna be a TV star!
I just did a little horror movie and the director totally noticed me.
I mean, at least, I think it was the director. He was wearing a baseball cap.
Do - do you have any other jobs?
I'm signed up with three different temp agencies that cater to the entertainment business.
I just think I'm the perfect candidate to get discovered.
I mean, just look at anyone who's on TV right now!
Most of them started out temp'ing.
I just read a whole article about it in Star.
Okay! Yep!
Well, I think we'll get back to you!
I agree... thank you, Feef. Thanks.
Um, for, um...
For coming by.
- Alright. - ***.
We gotta cut these short, I mean, right, before it gets ugly.
Mm-hmm, like in one second.
We need to think of a signal.
Um, why don't I pull my ear, like that?
Cool. If the person's not for you, pull your ear, and that means "outta there".
And I'll do this.
Okay. Yeah? Yeah. Christ.
It's a consortium of doctors. I set up the Quickbooks system for them, and I run their billing for them.
And is that pretty much nine to five?
More like seven to eleven. It's pretty intense, 'cause, well, uh, patients don't wanna pay their doctor's bills.
Oh, yeah.
So, Ewan, if it's not too personal, do you have a girlfriend, a boyfriend?
Well, I had a boyfriend, but, uh, we broke up about nine months ago.
It was pretty mutual, but it was still kind of a rough time.
Sorry.
I am starting to date again.
What kinda music do you like?
Well, mostly I listen to, uh, R&B and funk: Sly Stone, Chaka Khan, Prince.
But I've got no problem wearing headphones if you're not into it.
No, no, Prince is excellent. Especially the Revolution.
Yeah, with Wendy and Lisa?
Yes! God, I love Wendy and Lisa.
That's his best ***, hands down.
*** it, let's just show Ewan the studio. Yeah, *** it.
There's just one thing I wanna make sure you're okay with, it's just not really a big deal.
Lay it on us, Ewan. Well, I just want you to know sometimes I'm gonna be naked.
Uh, yeah. Yeah! I mean...
When you're having a shower, or like, what, uh, getting changed.
L.A. in the summer is a killer; everyone sleeps naked. Yeah. Yeah, totally.
And sometimes, like, you know, like, hanging around the house, too.
What do you mean? Well, you know, like doing day-to-day things, like, um...
dusting, gardening, reading the paper, cooking breakfast...
Basically, I'm a nudist. It's a lifestyle thing.
But it's so natural, after a while you'll get used to it.
Do you really think that, Ewan?
Oh yeah, sure, what's the big deal if I took my shoes off and my shirt.
That wouldn't be a big deal, right?
So, what if I, uh, take it one more step further? That's no big deal, right? Oh, my God! No, Ewan!
I recommend we set up a schedule for bathing, cooking, cleaning.
And I think it would be really, really bonding if once a week we each made a meal for the other two.
My specialties are string-bean tuna fish casserole, and, uh, sloppy joe lasagna.