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Well old man Steve here.
If I can get this damn cat out of here,
I'll tell y'all-- I'll talk to you.
I'm always having trouble with my cat.
He wants to play with the equipment.
But anyway, you know, everything on the news
now is about legalization of marijuana.
I never thought I'd live to see the day pot became legal.
But apparently it is in, I don't know, one or two states.
And they're saying it's just going
to sweep across the nation.
We'll all be a bunch of pot heads.
But I never smoked it.
I never-- I have friends and relatives that
were potheads, and still are, I guess.
I don't know.
I remember when I was younger, we went to a party
at this friend's house, and they were all smoking.
They were sitting around this coffee table
passing a joint around.
And when it came to me, I just handed it to the next person
because I didn't smoke.
But it was in the air.
So I guess I got high, because when we left,
we were driving home, and I remember
we stopped at a traffic light.
And I was-- and the car in front of me, they were going to turn.
And their signal light was on, and it was going,
dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun.
It was the slowest signal light I had ever seen.
I just sat there.
Seemed like we sat there for an hour at that traffic light.
I realized later, I was ***.
And after we got past there, we stopped at a Taco Bell
and we ordered two bags full of tacos
and ate them on the way home.
We were higher than a kite, and we didn't even smoke.
Oh, Lord, but that's the closest I ever got.
But I mean, I don't know whether I'm for it or against it.
It doesn't really matter to me.
I mean, liquor's legal.
People do crazy things with liquor.
Kill people, have accidents.
I don't know about pot.
I just don't know.
But they say that they have it for medical reasons, too.
So there must be something to it.
I don't know.
But just because it's legal doesn't mean you have to do it.
Seems like if it's illegal, they want to do it.
So I guess it makes sense to go ahead and legalize it.
I don't know.
But anyway, that's my story about how I got high on pot
with not even smoking it.
It could happen.
Oh, what the heck.
Bye.