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Look at her!
Who?
Her! She's all neck and legs, look at her…
Oh I am looking at her….
Stop looking at her!
You've just told me to look at her.
Ouch
That was my throat.
You deserved this.
She's not even your type.
You like big girls.
So, Montana!
Call me Tony, okay?
Ok Tony, what would your dream job be?
You know I wanna get a job as one of you Beefeaters, you know Beefeaters?
Beefeater, yes?
Yeah, Beefeater.
I've come to protect your Crown Jewels. Okay?
Right, okay, and how do you feel qualified for that job?
I look good in one of those hats,
I carry a big sword
and I tell all the kids about how Anne Boleyn
gave birth to the two Princes in the Tower
just before she killed herself.
Right, well that's not exactly what happened.
Okay, only gonna tell you one time, okay? One time.
Okay, okay, but Tony, you're a vegetarian, aren't you?
You're stupid;
you don't have to eat beef to be a Beefeater.
What are you goons laughing at?
Have you put something on my back, have you?
I've now got tired of your stupid jokes.
Right, I'm off cheerio.
Oh, someone put glue on the rock.
So that's what you're laughing at, was it?
Yes, very funny, very funny.
Oh, has someone put glue on the rock?
Yes, it was that horrible lot over there.
We've got tickets for Eric Clapton tonight,
we're going to be late.
I don't care, I don't care
I don't care if he comes round here
I've got my beer in the sideboard here
let Mother sort it out if he comes round here
So, you're going anywhere nice on your holidays?
Not sure really, we're waiting to hear about Dave's promotion.
Oh, wow, well ... that supposed to be nice!
Now, you've got quite a dry scalp, do you condition?
Not as often I should I suppose...
Okay, well I'm just gonna put this out there.
I've got three words for you Vivien: HAIR - EX - TENTIONS.
We'll just pop them in there, they'll be gorgeous.
Pass it...
Pass it...
hold it....
Hey Darren, have you tried that new toothpaste?
Yeah, it's horrible. Are you sure it's not bubble bath?
Course it's not, you idiot. Norman, have you tried the new toothpaste?
Yeah. It's disgusting. It's made my gums go all numb.
I've got it all on lips!
Oh I think it's nice. Minty fresh.
Here you go, man, just do what I do.
Right, so you blow with eh...
oh that's not good.
That's all right.
You just gotta put emotion into it.
It's the blues, man.
Think of everything bad that's happened to you and put it into the harmonica.
Excuse me, I…I'm having a bit of trouble with me wing.
I think it's broken. Can anyone help?
Do I know anyone who can help? # God's got the power… #
Gather round brothers and sisters. Join me.
Are you ready to receive the healing? Ready to receive the light?
Feel the power, feel the love.
If feeling the love is wrong then I don't ever want to be right!
I don't believe it. Look everyone, he's healed me broken wing.
Behold! He believed and now he has received the healing.
Oh no, hang on it's still broken.
Non-believer.
Oh no, it is working again.
It's a miracle.
Hey... ho ... hohohoho...
Oh... I shouldn't have eaten that spice.
"I'm Wolverine!"
"I'm Sabretooth!"
You can't get me I'm Wolverine.
Sabretooth!
Tuck in! You know I work at nights.
David will turn that beautiful music up, please!
So emotive!
I'm not happy!
I wanted a pony not a Rolex!
I hate you!
Ah, these are the worst seats ever, I can't even see Britney's face!
BRITNEY! I love ya Britney! Britney!
She's doing Womanizer, I love this!
Brits, sing to the back, sing to the back!
Oh, can't see her, one more time, Britney!
Oh well, I'm trying to get down to the front, this is ridiculous.
Oh me ankle!
You coming out for the er…er Mexican night, Phil?
Yeah, I’ll throw the old poncho on, show ‘em a face, y’know
Yeah, I wouldn’t go too overboard on the fancy dress. Johnny always wins.
Credit though, that’s an amazing tash he’s got.
Yeah. True.
Hey ***! I’m the ‘Juan’ for you. Chico. Pinata.
Help!
How can I ever thank you?
Dinner at my place? Shall we say, now?
Right, I'm home
Where are me keys?
I thought they were in me handbag.
Oh, where's me handbag?
Oh no! I've left it in the karaoke bar!
Bill's gonna go crackers.
Well, this happened the last time I went out with the girls.
I'm gonna have to get him up.
Bill! Bill!
Hey! Can you keep it down out there?
Oh heavens!
You've got the kids, they're sleeping up here!
Oh sorry, sorry, sorry!
Oh just one more try!
Bill, Bill, Billman! Bill!
Right, that's it! I'm calling the police!
The real police or the monkey police?
Monkey police?
Oh that's all right, they are hillarious!