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>>ERIN: Hi. I'm Erin.
Um...I've been called a modern day Joan of Arc.
You know, except for the witchcraft part. I'm not a witch.
Uh...hygiene. Hygience is kind of really important to me.
It's okay if you look like you don't shower.
But, oooh please, don't smell like it.
Independently wealthy is a really great thing I'm kinda looking for.
I just need someone like to bring me lunch, you know, or flowers
I can give you money. You won't be out of pocket.
I'm not really even looking for a boyfriend right now.
I'm thinking surrogate.
You know, I've got a really important job right now
and I think it's really gonna take me places, so
if you could stay home with our children.
So, guys...
...that is all.
Bye.