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Cave Johnson (VO): All right, this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel.
(buzzer)
(powering down)
(test tone)
GLaDOS (VO): All safety devices have been disabled.
The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy.
(static)
superslinger2007 (VO): Even if it were me, people will wonder why you're shouting that in public.
Excel: Across!!!
Danny: Shut up!
Jack (VO): Well, at least I can say I've seen the show...
...that THIS is referencing.
Kagami: What's with her and her bleep bleep-D driving?!
ss07 (VO): Nostalgia of the kind in which we've never seen the first episode of a version that's firmly cemented in childhood.
♪ She is always there to defend ♫
Critic: However, if there WERE chunks of animation that they had to use over and over,
it would definitely be the transformation scenes.
Danny: Holy sh*t!
♪ She never loved me, why should anyone? ♫
(Electric shot!)
GLaDOS (VO): To ensure the safe performance of all authorized--
Engineer (VO): Aww... Hell!
GLaDOS (VO): The Enrichment Center reminds you that all safety devices have been disabled.
Please disregard any undeserved compliments.
("Ahhhhhhh Sega" continues to repeat)
(Creeper hisses)
(explosion)
GLaDOS (VO): Certain objects may be vital to your success. Do not destroy testing apparatus.
(Steve[?] whacks inhibitor)
Jack (VO): "These episodes were subsequently acquired and redistributed in the early 1990s.
"[However,] the videos were badly mastered, with music drowning out dialogue and the audio and video falling out of sync on numerous occasions."
Jack (VO): Ok, let me get this straight:
Uhh, this character knows another character who in turn knows...
an impossible 11-year-old--
Uh wait, what are you guys doing here?
ss07 (VO): It's not every day that I learn about a character who can only say her own name.
And she's not a Pokémon.
ss07 (VO): The end credits sequence has nothing to do with the show proper,
but I heard the show is overall too risky.
♪ Everybody dance now ♪
♪ Everybody dance now ♪
♪ Give me the music ♫
Soldier: Don't throw your life away, cupcakes! You only get one!
Or, depending on your religious affiliation, several!
Either way, it is a finite number, so think it through!
GLaDOS (VO): You are encouraged to take a moment to reflect on your success before proceeding into the next test.
♪ Same direction ♫
Heavy (VO): Nom nom nom Om nom!
Jack (VO): Well, at least I know where this guy came from now.
Oh, and subject matter aside, his songs are good LHS rinsers.
Chisato (on inhibitor): ("Well, am I cute?")
Mami (Mifuyu): ("Ah? Why did I print this one?!")