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Plants Vs. Zombies 2: Crazy’s Dave’s Time-Travel Diary
Dave’s Western Party
Rough trip! Bring your brains and come party! There are no zombies here. The zombies
THERE ARE ZOMBIES!
I’ve heard they eat apples and bananas
mushrooms, garlic, rice, and bread
But I’m a picky eater
Because I only eat the freshest brains
Peas and greens and other beans are tasteless
Chicken, duck, and birds are all feathers
How can they compare to…
…tender…
…fragrant, stringy, juicy, brains?
I’d rather die than eat a fruit
and that’s not just because I’m already dead
because I
only want to eat
I only eat fresh brains